Posted September 2, 200915 yr comment_797333 Hello there bengals fan!! Whats happenin! I thought I would liven this shizz up some and start posting whenever I can. I sadly admit that I am the son of one of your fellow posters. Take a guess as to whos's? If you guessed that one asshole AKA OldSchooler you would be correct. I will admit I do not own the same passion of bengals football as my dad and my team will remain anonymous for now but I will say that its not the Steelers and I do root for the Bengals except for one game this year Looking forward to the Season!
September 2, 200915 yr Author comment_797336 Ok secrets out I am a Vikings fan but I follow college football (Huge Florida Gators fan) more than NFL but can't wait to see my boy Percy Harvin tear it up this year!
September 2, 200915 yr comment_797342 hahahaha! Hey NewSchooler! Glad you could finally join up! Hey everyone, this is my son. He lives in Ohio. I tried to "make" him be a Bengals fan. But for some God forsaken reason, he became a Vikings fan. Always has been. We are supposed to appear on Maury Povich sometime this Fall. (Just kidding) Anyway, please Welcome him to the Best Bengals Site on the Net!(c)
September 2, 200915 yr comment_797344 Oh well, at least he shares our sense of frustration and futility. Did you at least teach him the proper method for punching someone in the throat?
September 2, 200915 yr comment_797347 [quote name='Elflocko' date='02 September 2009 - 05:42 PM' timestamp='1251927728' post='797344'] Oh well, at least he shares our sense of frustration and futility. Did you at least teach him the proper method for punching someone in the throat? [/quote] That I was able to manage. Anyway, he is a Bengals fan, he just loves the Vikings more. He started liking them because my next door neighbor's kid was a big Packers fan. And he wanted to root against his team with one of their rivals. The Vikings just so happened to have the best rival of the Packers at the time. Now I need to get my twins the hell out of Wisconsin, because people are trying to make them Packers fans. Maybe that will work in my favor and they will be Bengals fans though?
September 2, 200915 yr Author comment_797358 Well now all I need is the title Bigger Dick Daddy From Cincifuckinati and I am good to go!!!
September 3, 200915 yr comment_797364 You have to have a certain number of posts before you can make a custom title like that. I think it is 400 or 500. Anyway, your's would have to be "Son from Cincifuckinnati"
September 3, 200915 yr comment_797493 [quote name='oldschooler' date='02 September 2009 - 06:35 PM' timestamp='1251927316' post='797342'] We are supposed to appear on Maury Povich sometime this Fall. (Just kidding) [/quote] i think you should appear on the Maury show and do the paternity test!!! [img]http://www.mytelevision.com/tv_stars/pictures/maury_povich.jpg[/img] in the case of Newschooler, Oldschooler......YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
September 3, 200915 yr comment_797517 Welcome to the Best Bengals Board on the Net, junior !!! Your dad is one of my favorite people. Somehow I think we're really brothers, so you can call me Uncle Backer.
September 4, 200915 yr comment_798198 now keep your ass in talking smack forum or get slaughtered lol
September 5, 200915 yr Author comment_798330 [quote name='Rumble In the Jungle' date='04 September 2009 - 02:07 PM' timestamp='1252084077' post='798198'] now keep your ass in talking smack forum or get slaughtered lol [/quote] LOL no shit talking from me. I root for the bengals and hate when people talk shit to me so there will be none of that from me. Until my Vikings win by 21 this year on yall! lol jk I wish it was in Cincy so I could go.
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