|Lucid| Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 [quote name='Tigris' timestamp='1305907099' post='993814'] That reminds me... we toilet papered and egged all summer/fall my junior year (broke the shoulder, couldn't play ball that year till late in the season). Took a Celtic battle axe to a mailbox. Went back to get it because it got stuck as we drove by, and the guy was walking out to the box... scared the hell out of us. One of my friends launched an egg about 30 yards and nailed a bay window. It was the best shot I've ever seen. The house was off the road a bit and we parked on the other side of the road. I still can't believe he hit it. He destroyed a few things that would be in people's yards too - nothing too major. I also, in that same year, took hundreds of dollars of merchandise from a place I use to work at. I was so nervous that I gave all the stuff to my friends except for a couple small bottles. I figured my mom would question me when I got home about it. I never felt bad for it - the regional manager was a fat bitch. I also did the same thing to another place. I worked at a store, quit and moved for school, but was still friendly with a manager. They were going out of business and I cleaned their clock. I have a $500 painting on the wall of my house. It's a pretty cool feeling. I guess I'm a thief. There's no fucking way. You're going to hell for sure if that's true, you fucked up bastard. [/quote] Some friends of mine were crazy hacker kids... I mean real hackers... They hacked thier way into a banking system and stole a bunch of credit card numbers and used them to buy shitloads of stereo equipment. They were in 8th grade at the time... Keep in mind this was in the 80's when shit wasn't all that tight. They were planning on fencing the shit but were 12 year old nerds with no contacts, so the shit just sat in one of their closets. They got busted because the one who was holding the stuff had a sister who had been getting into his room, so he put a sign on his door "KEEP OUT!!". His mom got suspicious and searched his room. The one who was holding the stuff got off easy... The other one, who was the "mastermind" (this guy is really a genius, I mean fucking S M A R T) got sent to reform school, pumped full of anti-psychotic meds, and was banned from owning or using a computer by the courts until he was 18. Funniest part about it all.. He was quoted in the paper, after being sentenced and was asked if he had anything to say for himself.. "You all are just jealous because I'm so much smarter than all of you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 [quote name='Lucid' timestamp='1305911941' post='993832'] Some friends of mine were crazy hacker kids... I mean real hackers... They hacked thier way into a banking system and stole a bunch of credit card numbers and used them to buy shitloads of stereo equipment. They were in 8th grade at the time... Keep in mind this was in the 80's when shit wasn't all that tight. They were planning on fencing the shit but were 12 year old nerds with no contacts, so the shit just sat in one of their closets. They got busted because the one who was holding the stuff had a sister who had been getting into his room, so he put a sign on his door "KEEP OUT!!". His mom got suspicious and searched his room. The one who was holding the stuff got off easy... The other one, who was the "mastermind" (this guy is really a genius, I mean fucking S M A R T) got sent to reform school, pumped full of anti-psychotic meds, and was banned from owning or using a computer by the courts until he was 18. Funniest part about it all.. He was quoted in the paper, after being sentenced and was asked if he had anything to say for himself.. "You all are just jealous because I'm so much smarter than all of you". [/quote] Knew a guy like that as well (without the criminal conviction and all). Glad I was nice to him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Lucid| Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 [quote name='Elflocko' timestamp='1305912275' post='993835'] Knew a guy like that as well (without the criminal conviction and all). Glad I was nice to him... [/quote] Yeah.. We are still friends to this day... He doesn't fuck with the hacking anymore.. But he still thinks he's going to take over the world some day. Honestly, he's quirky as hell, but one of the coolest more interesting people you could ever meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigris Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 [quote name='Lucid' timestamp='1305911941' post='993832'] Some friends of mine were crazy hacker kids... I mean real hackers... They hacked thier way into a banking system and stole a bunch of credit card numbers and used them to buy shitloads of stereo equipment. They were in 8th grade at the time... Keep in mind this was in the 80's when shit wasn't all that tight. They were planning on fencing the shit but were 12 year old nerds with no contacts, so the shit just sat in one of their closets. They got busted because the one who was holding the stuff had a sister who had been getting into his room, so he put a sign on his door "KEEP OUT!!". His mom got suspicious and searched his room. The one who was holding the stuff got off easy... The other one, who was the "mastermind" (this guy is really a genius, I mean fucking S M A R T) got sent to reform school, pumped full of anti-psychotic meds, and was banned from owning or using a computer by the courts until he was 18. Funniest part about it all.. He was quoted in the paper, after being sentenced and was asked if he had anything to say for himself.. "You all are just jealous because I'm so much smarter than all of you". [/quote] About 12 years ago when I was in middle school, there was a program where it allowed you to hack other people's computers. There was also a program called ICQ that was big in my town. It was just a little chat module that the kids used. Anyway, you can send pictures to each other. So, what I use to do was tell people "here's my pic" and send them over the hack tool instead and just tell them I must have screwed up sending it over. After they downloaded it my little porgam let me take pictures of their screens, allowed me to disable certain keys, and open and close their CD Rom. I had so much fun with that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Lucid| Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 [quote name='Tigris' timestamp='1305918912' post='993882'] About 12 years ago when I was in middle school, there was a program where it allowed you to hack other people's computers. There was also a program called ICQ that was big in my town. It was just a little chat module that the kids used. Anyway, you can send pictures to each other. So, what I use to do was tell people "here's my pic" and send them over the hack tool instead and just tell them I must have screwed up sending it over. After they downloaded it my little porgam let me take pictures of their screens, allowed me to disable certain keys, and open and close their CD Rom. I had so much fun with that thing. [/quote] Extra points if you know where the term "Owned" comes from.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Lucid| Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 [quote name='Lucid' timestamp='1305919521' post='993887'] Extra points if you know where the term "Owned" comes from.... [/quote] Surprised no one knew... Here is the answer.. [quote]The term's original usage was close to that of the traditional meaning of the word "own" — for instance, "I owned the network at MIT" indicated that the speaker had cracked the servers and had the same root-level privileges that the legitimate owner of the servers had. "Owned", a later variant, became more common in the late 1990s, as did the more abstract usage referring to any compromised security mechanism. By 1997, "owned" was regularly used in website defacements, and it subsequently spread to gaming circles, where it was used to refer to defeat in a game. [/quote] Also the "chown" command (change ownership) is used to set privileges on files (or ownership). So, often when hacking, once administrative access was gained, the hacker could "chown" the real admin out of the system, effectively hijacking the system. And now you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigris Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Then why do people say PWN then? One of my friends says it and it drives me crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Lucid| Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 [quote name='Tigris' timestamp='1305997809' post='994030'] Then why do people say PWN then? One of my friends says it and it drives me crazy. [/quote] It's just a play on lEE7 (leet) speak, which you are probably aware of. It was a method adopted by hackers when discussing their illicit activities on BBS to help frustrate text filters employed by law enforcement. Sort of like mobsters using code over the phone to bypass incrimination by wiretap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 [quote name='Lucid' timestamp='1305996578' post='994028'] Surprised no one knew... Here is the answer.. Also the "chown" command (change ownership) is used to set privileges on files (or ownership). So, often when hacking, once administrative access was gained, the hacker could "chown" the real admin out of the system, effectively hijacking the system. And now you know. [/quote] I figured I was disqualified from guessing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeaverHunter Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Fucking nerds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Lucid| Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 [quote name='Elflocko' timestamp='1306004712' post='994037'] I figured I was disqualified from guessing... [/quote] I hoped you would refrain, because I knew you knew the answer. Thanks. It's just hard to tell how common knowledge something like this is, when it's your world.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Lucid| Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 [quote name='TheBeaverHunter' timestamp='1306005813' post='994040'] Fucking nerds. [/quote] Nerds rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 [quote name='Lucid' timestamp='1305996578' post='994028'] Surprised no one knew... Here is the answer.. Also the "chown" command (change ownership) is used to set privileges on files (or ownership). So, often when hacking, once administrative access was gained, the hacker could "chown" the real admin out of the system, effectively hijacking the system. And now you know. [/quote] [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TKEI36PVzPI/AAAAAAAANAo/4LXbr9xD6Dk/s400/the_more_you_know.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Once when I was around 16 I was at a friends house one night gettin high. Had to be around midnight. His asshole older brother was drunk and snuck up to the window and threw a string of firecrackers in the window. They landed on my friends bed. Like 50 firecrackers going off. Scared the shit out of us not to mentioned burnt the hell outta my friends bed. I went out to the kitchen and grabbed about a dozen cookies. Went into his brothers bedroom and crumbled the cookies all over his pillow then pissed on it! Drunk fucker crawled into his bed about an hour later and passed out in a pile of pissed soaked cookie crumbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BENGALS666 Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 I've never been much of trouble seeker outside of the usual "blowing shit up with firecrackers, prank phone call" game. My brother on the other hand has done some incredibly dumb shit - not limited to breaking into an old lady's house, stealing all her jewelry and an a big baggie of "heroin" which he and his friends all snorted a little bit of. The heroin turned out to be her dead husband's ashes. Fuckin dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 I've done too many mischievous things, amongst them: -Egging houses......we actually took it a bit further and put lotion, car wax, eggs and anything else we could think of and vandalized my friend's uncle's house. We were going to get away with it until one of the guys who was with us just squeeled for no reason. We got in big trouble with our parents for that one. -Calling girls houses at night on weekends knowing they wouldn't be home. Convo goes like: Us: Hi, is Kerry home? Parent: No she's not, can I take a message? Us: Sure, let her know that we should have it because we'll make good parents. Please dissuade her from an abortion Parent: My daughter's PREGNANT?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Us: Click ..........then laughter. Good times I had a friend who was seriously demented and he would take chili peppers, but them in half and stick the open end in the rectal opening of a cat or other animal. He received many scratches from cats but he said they were worth it. He was one crazy dude.....probably still is. I don't know how you can lose that amount of crazy in less than 15 yrs. We used to catch snakes in our back yard and then throw them out in the middle of the street to get squashed by passing cars I remember once when I was probably around 11 or 12 yrs old at most, I saw one of my friends' moms with her top off. My eyes got wide open and were totally fixated on her tits.........she stopped doing what she was, looked at me, then went right back to doing what she was with me watching. Almost like she enjoyed it..........perv. But anyways, I would go on to see her tits many more times as she made flaunting them a regular occurrence. And this isn't something I did as a kid, but rotten/funny anyways. This actually happened about 3 yrs ago. A friend of mine is going bald and is very conscious about it so I told him there was actually a cure for it, but nobody tries it because of it being "dirty". I told him to find squirrel poop, it can only be squirrel as that's the key. I told him that if he put the squirrel shit on his "balding" area overnight for a week or so, the hair would grow back. I told him it was an old Irish trick that they've been using for years but for some reason, noone knows about it. This guy proceeds to collect squirrel shit from his backyard and other places and slept with the shit in his hair for a week. After the week is over, he asks me if I'm sure this trick works over the phone and I can't contain my laughter anymore so I just let go with some serious laughing......he needed about 2 more seconds to realize what had just happened and was extremely upset at me for a good while. I and other friends thought it was hysterical though. Definitely worth it. Still cant believe he fell for it. I used to tell girls in the 7th grade that playing with boobs makes them bigger but you cant play with them yourself, it has to be someone else. I got to fondle at least 8 pairs of boobs whenever I wanted pretty much. My friends thought I was a genius and would watch me with my hand up girls' shirts all lunch period. I went to Walnut Hills HS at that time so lunchtime is very unsupervised as we're free to roam the campus. Eventually, one of the girls (Jessica Schell.......I will never forget her name......if someone here is dating/married to her, I apologize in advance for my actions during that time but I got to play with your girlfriend/wife's boobs for like 2 wks straight and it was awesome) spoke with her sister about it and came to school the next day furious when she was informed by her sister that it was probably a sinister ploy by a horny 7th grade boy. My boob fondling days were over. It was good while it lasted though and I was a legend with 7th and 8th graders for the rest of that school year. One time, my friends and I switched out a "To Kill A Mockingbird" VHS tape for a porn in Jr high so as soon as we sat down in the film room, my 2 friends and I were giggling as we knew what was about to happen. Teacher opens the case to the VHS tape, which is the proper case as it should be, doesn't even look at the actual tape and inserts it, pushes play and turns off the lights and joins the group. Unfortunately, she did a rewind so it started at the beginning but still, the tape comes on and the whole class starts cracking up. The teacher is horrified and then is extremely angry. Noone ever found out it was us and we didn't say a word because we could have gotten expelled. Luckily, it was me and my 2 good friends so we knew none of us would squeel. Scary/good times. Wow, I have so many more stories..........not enough time to share them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BENGALS666 Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Torturing animals isn't demented... It's fucking Jeffrey Dahmer territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 [quote name='BENGALS666' timestamp='1306177281' post='994224'] Torturing animals isn't demented... It's fucking Jeffrey Dahmer territory. [/quote] Yeah. I'd smack that fucker in the face with a shovel given the chance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 I can give you his email address if you guys want to send him a mail letting him know what a horrible thing he did as a 10 yr old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 [quote name='IKOTA' timestamp='1306179846' post='994237'] I can give you his email address if you guys want to send him a mail letting him know what a horrible thing he did as a 10 yr old. [/quote] I'm sure he's moved on to strangling prostitutes in the back of his panel van... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigris Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Ewe... definitely got him back though. I remember in jr. high a kid off my bus asked me to help him carry his stuff to the shuttle bus. I grabbed his music folder that was about a half inch thick from songs they've played all year. I started walking to my bus and I turned around to check something out and the guy was standing there trying to flip a rubberband at me. I didn't know this would happen, I only meant to throw his folder at him, but when I did the folder pockets opened up and it rained paper everywhere. Being the cool kid I just kept waking and acted like I meant to do it. [quote name='Randle P McMurphy' timestamp='1306091526' post='994112'] Once when I was around 16 I was at a friends house one night gettin high. Had to be around midnight. His asshole older brother was drunk and snuck up to the window and threw a string of firecrackers in the window. They landed on my friends bed. Like 50 firecrackers going off. Scared the shit out of us not to mentioned burnt the hell outta my friends bed. I went out to the kitchen and grabbed about a dozen cookies. Went into his brothers bedroom and crumbled the cookies all over his pillow then pissed on it! Drunk fucker crawled into his bed about an hour later and passed out in a pile of pissed soaked cookie crumbs. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 I could go on in this thread. Had a paper route my sophomore and junior year in high school. Burnt many people's lawns at 3 or 4 in the morning. One morning I got bored and spent about an hour and a half stealing those metal real estate signs and putting them in the bed of my El Camino. Ended up with about 20 or so and lined them up 2 rows deep across a friend of mines house. Needless to say his dad was pissed as he came out in the morning to go to work and had to spend a half hour or so pulling these things outta the ground. Another time in my early 20's a friend of mine who had been married less than a year at the time. His wife was gone for a few days attending a funeral so it was party time at his house while she was gone. He got really drunk, like auto pilot drunk and we kept calling these 900 phone sex lines and getting these women on the phone and then handing him the phone saying these hot chicks wanted to talk to him and come over and party with us. Next morning he had no recollection of it at all but later that month his wife opened the phone bill and the shit hit the fan. Turns out the discreet billing wasnt so discreet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigris Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Hahaha. Good one. A friend and I stole one of those yellow contruction lights the workers put up at night... the things lasted for days on end. We hid it under his bed and it took at least 3 days for that thing to quit blinking. It was more educational than anything. I didn't know they lasted that long. I'd screw my girlfriend right in front of my buddy. He was driving us around, just turning around the whole time watching her ass bounce. I'm surprised we never wrecked. I guess part of the deal was he would drive, we'd screw, he got to watch, everyone went home. I can't remember. We did the whole "light a paper bag full of shit on fire" prank once. The guy came out and kicked it off his porch, didn't stomp on it like intended. Dog shit still flew though. Not as funny now as it was back then. What if that house caught fire? Damn... The same friend who was the driver, had a bad habit of really fucking with people's shit. He would grab chicken, balogna, whatever was cheap... I'd drive around and he'd toss it in open car windows during the summer. Really fucked up. I remember once he pissed in a bottle of Gatorade and the first car he tried to open was actually unlocked - we couldn't believe it. He twisted off that cap and drenched those car seats with piss. Funny as hell at the time, but again, wow - how messed up. I remember going down alley ways and jumping on top of old beaters and trying to cave their roofs in. Thinking about this, I was indeed a vandal. I'm sure glad I grew up. Best thing about all of this and whatever else I can't remember... I don't think I ever got caught except for the whole football field thing I mentioned above. I know a couple of the guys I was with did get in trouble for egging, but I never did. I wouldn't admit to shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BENGALS666 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Does boning your girlfriend's mom count if the girl was no longer your GF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigris Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 [quote name='BENGALS666' timestamp='1306345125' post='994656'] Does boning your girlfriend's mom count if the girl was no longer your GF? [/quote] It doesn't matter. Still pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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