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don't cry for me...
don't try to talk me out of it....
don't send me flowers....

this isn't the end for us....
we just need a little break....
a little time apart...
it's not forever....









[b]Just a glorious week of swimming, fishing and beaches![/b]



I fly south on Saturday, so don't be jealous haters, I'll miss you guys in a sort of weird, obsessed way
(well, maybe not) [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]

no computer... guess I'll have to drink heavily...



I expect to see alot of "smack" talked about me when I get back... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
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[i]Make sure he double Bags[/i] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/3.gif[/img]
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Would a plane wreck joke be innapropriate right now?

JUST KIDDING (anyone remember when I pissed off Bengalady that one time?)
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[quote name='BengalsOwn' date='Jul 14 2005, 05:45 PM']Would a plane wreck joke be innapropriate right now?

JUST KIDDING (anyone remember when I pissed off Bengalady that one time?)
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In retrospect now, it was funny.
Perhaps a subway/train bomb joke would be more appropriate now... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/23.gif[/img]
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[quote name='Bunghole' date='Jul 14 2005, 07:47 PM']In retrospect now, it was funny.
Perhaps a subway/train bomb joke would be more appropriate now... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/23.gif[/img]
[right][post="114640"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]
That's not funny. I'll be back on those NY trains and subways in just over a month now. Not to sound racist, but I'm riding only in cars full of white Americans.








JK, well, kinda.
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[quote name='steggyD' date='Jul 14 2005, 07:51 PM']That's not funny. I'll be back on those NY trains and subways in just over a month now. Not to sound racist, but I'm riding only in cars full of white Americans.
JK, well, kinda.
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Naaahhh. Doesn't sound racist at all.

Good luck with that.
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[quote name='BengalsOwn' date='Jul 14 2005, 06:45 PM']Would a plane wreck joke be innapropriate right now?

JUST KIDDING (anyone remember when I pissed off Bengalady that one time?)
[right][post="114639"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]

yes.. then her husband beat her ass for taking webcam pics with too much make up on... and grounded her from the internet and made her make up an excuse about a computer being broken..

yea..
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I'm not jealous Beotch -_-


Well sort of that you're on vacation but not for heading south this time of the year :P

Make sure you take an extra suitcase full of this

[img]http://www.trainerschoice.on.ca/images/first_aid_images/Skin%20and%20Outdoor%20Care%20Products/pg%2077%20deep%20woods%20off.jpg[/img]

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[quote]That's not funny. I'll be back on those NY trains and subways in just over a month now. Not to sound racist, but I'm riding only in cars full of white Americans.
JK, well, kinda.[/quote]

Say hi to John Rocker [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/23.gif[/img]

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[quote name='BengalBeotch' date='Jul 14 2005, 10:13 PM']see ya'll next week sometime....[b]I know the perfect
shop for your souvenir  Bung!![/b] :ninja:
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I trust your judgement... :)

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can't sleep....must be anxious....
I've got a 1/2 day of work tomorrow and don't
feel like going...this SUX....

at least I'll waste it surfing this site...
then I won't be able to sleep tomorrow night
because I know I've got to get up at 3 A.M.
to catch my flight in Dayton....so I'll probably
be here again tomorrow night late...

:wacko:

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[quote name='BengalBeotch' date='Jul 14 2005, 11:13 PM']Own...I totally remember BengalLady getting testy with
you...if you guys didn't tell bad jokes, I wouldnt be on
this board...

[right][post="114723"][/post][/right][/quote]

:lol: :lol:

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[quote name='BengalBeotch' date='Jul 15 2005, 01:28 AM']can't sleep....must be anxious....
I've got a 1/2 day of work tomorrow and don't
feel like going...this SUX....

at least I'll waste it surfing this site...
then I won't be able to sleep tomorrow night
because I know I've got to get up at 3 A.M.
to catch my flight in Dayton....so I'll probably
be here again tomorrow night late...

:wacko:
[right][post="114737"][/post][/right][/quote]


lol. have fun. i head out later this morning for massachussettes. 10 days of sun, sand, sailing, and naps... of course, much of that time will get spent undoing whatever calamities my father has inflicted on his computers. :)

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[quote name='mongoloido' date='Jul 14 2005, 11:52 PM']lol. have fun. i head out later this morning for massachussettes. 10 days of sun, sand, sailing, and naps... of course, much of that time will get spent [b]undoing whatever calamities my father has inflicted on his computers. [/b] :)
[right][post="114746"][/post][/right][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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[quote name='BengalBeotch' date='Jul 14 2005, 11:28 PM']can't sleep....must be anxious....
I've got a 1/2 day of work tomorrow and don't
feel like going...this SUX....

at least I'll waste it surfing this site...
then I won't be able to sleep tomorrow night
because I know I've got to get up at 3 A.M.
to catch my flight in Dayton....so I'll probably
be here again tomorrow night late...

:wacko:
[right][post="114737"][/post][/right][/quote]
You need the *Bunghole* Instant Airplane Sleep Cure...
Begin drinking massive quantities of your preferred booze like NOW....
Blearily drag your sorry ass out of the bed and drive to the airport, deal with parking/baggage/security lines ....
By the time you get on that plane, you'll be snoozin'! This is provided that you aren't a white-knuckle flyer...in which case, RELAX!












*A Bunghole Registered Trademark*



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[quote name='BengalBeotch' date='Jul 14 2005, 02:22 PM']don't cry for me...
don't try to talk me out of it....
don't send me flowers....

this isn't the end for us....
we just need a little break....
a little time apart...
it's not forever....
[b]Just a glorious week of swimming, fishing and beaches![/b]
I fly south  on Saturday, so don't be jealous haters, I'll miss you guys in a sort of weird, obsessed way
(well, maybe not) [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]

no computer... guess I'll have to drink heavily...
I expect to see alot of "smack" talked about me when I get back... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
[right][post="114494"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]

Have fun, and bring me some sand, or a beach bunny....
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