BengalBeotch Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 granted, but your down on the sidelines and every play, the biggest player, plows you over during the play.... I wish my new desk (cubical or whatever) would face the window overlooking PBS.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest schotzee Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 [quote name='BengalBeotch' post='289240' date='Jun 30 2006, 02:28 PM']granted, but your down on the sidelines and every play, the biggest player, plows you over during the play.... I wish my new desk (cubical or whatever) would face the window overlooking PBS....[/quote] Granted,but in the cubicle next to you is a disgusting ,smelly,toothless,illiterate, stealer fan. I wish I could live on beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 [quote name='schotzee' post='289252' date='Jul 1 2006, 03:51 AM']I wish I could live on beer[/quote] Granted, but you're only allowed to have Steel City Beer with photos of the Stoolsamples all over the can and fat fuck bettis' ass cheeks on each side of the opening...like you're drinking from his asshole. I wish I had some new socks. All of mine are getting holes in the heel area. MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 [quote name='Fulcher_33' post='289360' date='Jun 30 2006, 07:14 PM']I wish I had some new socks. All of mine are getting holes in the heel area. MULLY[/quote] Granted, but all of your new socks come with holes in the heel area. I wish I had a couple new cars for my family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kochman Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 [quote name='steggyD' post='289361' date='Jun 30 2006, 07:19 PM']Granted, but all of your new socks come with holes in the heel area. I wish I had a couple new cars for my family.[/quote] Granted but there yugos. I wish I could gain 30 pounds of muscle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 [quote name='Kochman' post='289396' date='Jul 1 2006, 10:25 AM']Granted but there yugos. I wish I could gain 30 pounds of muscle.[/quote] Granted, but you lose 6 inches of dick. I wish more women would swallow. MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 granted, but then they constantly puke it all up in your lap.... I wish this was my last day in hell....(com on friday!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 [quote name='BengalBeotch' post='290430' date='Jul 6 2006, 03:40 AM']granted, but then they constantly puke it all up in your lap.... I wish this was my last day in hell....(com on friday!)[/quote] Granted, but your days from now on will be spent in my pukey, cum filled lap. I wish they'd make a sequel to Snatch. MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 granted, but it's a documentary about some chick who gets every STD known to man.... I wish I could have a beer with Justin Smith.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 [quote name='BengalBeotch' post='291363' date='Jul 8 2006, 08:21 AM']granted, but it's a documentary about some chick who gets every STD known to man.... I wish I could have a beer with Justin Smith....[/quote] Granted, but you have to drink a beer he already drank. (You don't buy beer, you rent it) I wish the stealers would never win another football game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 granted, but someone casts a spell on you and you are now a Shitsburgh fan.... I wish I had a half and half with jimmies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 i wish i didnt feel like i was the only female on this board..i feel outa place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='313758' date='Aug 11 2006, 08:12 AM']i wish i didnt feel like i was the only female on this board..i feel outa place.[/quote] If I told you I was gay, would that make you feel more at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 hahaha i dont think so.. but are you? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='313778' date='Aug 11 2006, 08:54 AM']hahaha i dont think so.. but are you? lol[/quote] I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. So the answer is, no. I was just trying to help you feel at home and fit in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 lol well thnks anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='313758' date='Aug 11 2006, 02:12 PM']i wish i didnt feel like i was the only female on this board..i feel outa place.[/quote] your not the only female.... your wish is granted but now you walk around feeling like a hermaphrodite..... I wish I had a lot of money.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 [quote name='BengalBeotch' post='313873' date='Aug 11 2006, 02:16 PM']your not the only female.... your wish is granted but now you walk around feeling like a hermaphrodite..... I wish I had a lot of money....[/quote] Granted but its all monopoly money. I wish I could speed up the clock and go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notorious Posted August 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='313875' date='Aug 11 2006, 02:18 PM']Granted but its all monopoly money. I wish I could speed up the clock and go home.[/quote] Granted.. but you speed it up to much and it's monday already, so you stay at work! I wish I could take a trip into space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyT Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 I wish for infanite wishes. Then I proceed to turn my world into heaven by fullfilling my every desire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 [quote name='RoyT' post='314052' date='Aug 12 2006, 12:16 AM']I wish for infanite wishes. Then I proceed to turn my world into heaven by fullfilling my every desire.[/quote] granted, but then your infinate wishes turn into "Tales from the cript" episodes and everything you wish for has a price... I wish I could move into a new, bigger home....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest schotzee Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 [quote name='BengalBeotch' post='314432' date='Aug 12 2006, 04:42 PM']granted, but then your infinate wishes turn into "Tales from the cript" episodes and everything you wish for has a price... I wish I could move into a new, bigger home.......[/quote] granted,but now you have no extra money to go to Bengals games I wish I could drink all the beer I wanted and not get a gut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kochman Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 [quote name='schotzee' post='314810' date='Aug 13 2006, 02:30 PM']granted,but now you have no extra money to go to Bengals games I wish I could drink all the beer I wanted and not get a gut[/quote] Granted but the beer goes to your ass. "The BEER BUTT" I wish I won the world series of poker main event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 [quote name='Kochman' post='315127' date='Aug 13 2006, 09:22 PM']Granted but the beer goes to your ass. "The BEER BUTT" I wish I won the world series of poker main event.[/quote] Granted, but after you win all your profit goes to charity, and you get nothing. I wish i was allready out of high school, and 21 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 granted, but you get some kind of funky skin disease that makes your skin look like it's 90 years old.... I wish I had a new Jeep Grand Cherokee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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