Storm Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Too many to count Shaved off a friends eyebrows while he was passed out, also shaved another friends leg while he was passed out. Let another friend think Daves Insanity Sauce was steak sauce. But I think the absolute worst thing we ever did was when our buddy Mike passed out after drinking whiskey we fixed him up with lipstick, eyeshadow, eyeliner, blush and the whole nine yards, when he woke up he got his second wind we took him to the liquor store and let him go in to buy another bottle of whiskey, he came out and said they looked at him like he was going to rob them, he had no idea And worse than that we drove him down to James Taylor park in Newport and told him he could use the restroom there and when he got out we drove off and left him there. We laughed our asses off thinking of him walking out of a known fag hangout with makeup on [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] He didn't find out until the next morning what we did to him [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] He wouldn't talk to us for 6 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 got too many, but here is one. when i was younger like in highschool, parents outta of town and i had a party. one of my buddies past out and he had his shirt off, so we took my cat and threw it on him. she clawed the shit outta him. dude woke up and lost his buzz quick! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] and we recorded it on a video camer, but who knows what happend to that tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brew Crew Grrl Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='Storm' post='504217' date='Jun 25 2007, 08:01 PM']Too many to count Shaved off a friends eyebrows while he was passed out, also shaved another friends leg while he was passed out. Let another friend think Daves Insanity Sauce was steak sauce. But I think the absolute worst thing we ever did was when our buddy Mike passed out after drinking whiskey we fixed him up with lipstick, eyeshadow, eyeliner, blush and the whole nine yards, when he woke up he got his second wind we took him to the liquor store and let him go in to buy another bottle of whiskey, he came out and said they looked at him like he was going to rob them, he had no idea And worse than that we drove him down to James Taylor park in Newport and told him he could use the restroom there and when he got out we drove off and left him there. We laughed our asses off thinking of him walking out of a known fag hangout with makeup on [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] He didn't find out until the next morning what we did to him [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] He wouldn't talk to us for 6 months[/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Did you at least leave the new bottle of whiskey with him so he could numb the pain? [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='Brew Crew Grrl' post='504222' date='Jun 26 2007, 12:11 AM'][img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Did you at least leave the new bottle of whiskey with him so he could numb the pain? [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img][/quote] Actually we took his bottle of whiskey too, we weren't going to leave him there, it started out as a joke and after we left we were going to go back and get him then we started thinking about how it would look going down there and picking up a guy in makeup and the driver refused to drive back there. We were brutal back in the day, I learned very quickly not to pass out around them guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brew Crew Grrl Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='Storm' post='504226' date='Jun 25 2007, 08:17 PM']Actually we took his bottle of whiskey too, we weren't going to leave him there, it started out as a joke and after we left we were going to go back and get him then we started thinking about how it would look going down there and picking up a guy in makeup and the driver refused to drive back there. We were brutal back in the day, I learned very quickly not to pass out around them guys[/quote] Ha...I didn't even think about that fact! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 In High School a friend (not my BEST friend, I had way too much respect for THAT!) passed out at a party from too much booze, so me, also hammered, took the mayo out of the fridge and greased his mouth up with it, I whipped out my dick, placed it near his mouth and took a picture. He never lived it down....especially since I distributed copies of the picture to everyone he knew.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brew Crew Grrl Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='Bunghole' post='504233' date='Jun 25 2007, 08:33 PM']In High School a friend (not my BEST friend, I had way too much respect for THAT!) passed out at a party from too much booze, so me, also hammered, took the mayo out of the fridge and greased his mouth up with it, I whipped out my dick, placed it near his mouth and took a picture. He never lived it down....especially since I distributed copies of the picture to everyone he knew....[/quote] hahaha... that reminds me of that episode of south park when cartman puts butter's dick in his mouth and said butters was gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='Brew Crew Grrl' post='504234' date='Jun 25 2007, 06:37 PM']hahaha... that reminds me of that episode of south park when cartman puts butter's dick in his mouth [/quote] Or what about the South Park Episode (Chef's Salty Balls) where Mr Hankey is dying because of the influx of vegetarians in South Park's diet not sustaining him, and he calls Kyle over to his deathbed to tell him a secret and says "One night, while you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth, and I took a picture..." Comedy gold.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brew Crew Grrl Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='Bunghole' post='504236' date='Jun 25 2007, 08:40 PM']Or what about the South Park Episode (Chef's Salty Balls) where Mr Hankey is dying because of the influx of vegetarians in South Park's diet not sustaining him, and he calls Kyle over to his deathbed to tell him a secret and says "One night, while you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth, and I took a picture..." Comedy gold....[/quote] Man.... its been a while since I've seen that one!!! Forgot all about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I cant say Ive ever done anything bad to my friends. Im usually the butt of their jokes though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='Bunghole' post='504233' date='Jun 25 2007, 08:33 PM']In High School a friend (not my BEST friend, I had way too much respect for THAT!) passed out at a party from too much booze, so me, also hammered, took the mayo out of the fridge and greased his mouth up with it, I whipped out my dick, placed it near his mouth and took a picture. He never lived it down....especially since I distributed copies of the picture to everyone he knew....[/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b]See, this is why I dont drink with white people. [/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='ONYX' post='504275' date='Jun 25 2007, 10:00 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]See, this is why I dont drink with white people. [/b][/color][/quote] did you see kat williams bit on the differences between the different races and drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 A few years ago a friend called me asking for advice on changing a washer on his bathtub faucet, he asked me if you just use a wrench and take off the stem and I said yeah thats what you do even though I knew I should have told him to turn his water off first after thinking about it I felt bad so I tried to call him but his line was busy for at least a half hour, turns out he didn't know where his main shut off was and his house got flooded while he waited on a plumber to come and shut his water off Probably the shittiest thing I've ever done He was mad at me for a while, his wife is still mad at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted June 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='JC' post='504207' date='Jun 25 2007, 07:31 PM']So i wasn't right? Damn i thought i had it right. Im a clue champ.[/quote] Okay you were kinda right, but off a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='504282' date='Jun 25 2007, 10:07 PM']Okay you were kinda right, but off a little.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='504277' date='Jun 25 2007, 10:02 PM'] did you see kat williams bit on the differences between the different races and drinking?[/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b]Yes. Bung's story also reminds me of a Dave Chappelle stand up routine where he says that he will never get too messed up around white friends because white guys have a tendency to do semi gay things to their buddies if they are passed out.[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='ONYX' post='504291' date='Jun 25 2007, 10:16 PM'] [color="#FF0000"][b]Yes. Bung's story also reminds me of a Dave Chappelle stand up routine where he says that he will never get too messed up around white friends because white guys have a tendency to do semi gay things to their buddies if they are passed out.[/b][/color][/quote] Worst thing I ever did was hug a friend and told him "i love you man". In terms of that. Worst thing I ever had done to me, was my friends wrote "BIT" backwords (so it could be read in a mirror) on my forhead when I was passed out from watching "the thin red line" I hadnt even been drinking that movie is just that damn long and that damn boring. I got up went to the bathroom, came back out after seeing it in my bathroom mirror and asked "Coulnt finish the CH could you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='504282' date='Jun 25 2007, 10:07 PM']Okay you were kinda right, but off a little.[/quote] You did something with your friend ... or even worse, her mom! Btw, the things I've done to my friends could land me in jail, so I plead the fifth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='steggyD' post='504296' date='Jun 25 2007, 10:22 PM']You did something with your friend ... or even worse, her mom! Btw, the things I've done to my friends could land me in jail, so I plead the fifth.[/quote] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/ca/Fif.jpg/200px-Fif.jpg[/img] [size=3]ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIIIIIIIF[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='504282' date='Jun 25 2007, 10:07 PM']Okay you were kinda right, but off a little.[/quote] Damn...im good! Wait let me guess. She was there when you did it! Or it was a BJ instead of sexy time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brew Crew Grrl Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='steggyD' post='504296' date='Jun 25 2007, 10:22 PM']You did something with your friend ... or even worse, her mom! Btw, the things I've done to my friends could land me in jail, so I plead the fifth.[/quote] Did ya make out with a friend's boyfriend while drunk?? I had one of those. I never told her and they broke up a few weeks later when he moved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I made out drunkenly with a friend of my ex-wife's for a minute...and got snagged, dammit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletKnight Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Damn we go from one pointless thread to another around here huh, some intelligent conversation maybe? By the way being drunk is a sorry excuse for cheating or betraying a friend. If it is that hard to control yourself while you drink, I suggest its time to stop drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='ScarletKnight' post='504339' date='Jun 25 2007, 11:42 PM']Damn we go from one pointless thread to another around here huh, some intelligent conversation maybe? By the way being drunk is a sorry excuse for cheating or betraying a friend. If it is that hard to control yourself while you drink, I suggest its time to stop drinking.[/quote] Well drinking can impair your vision. (unless your superman...kinda like me) So maybe she thought it was her boyfriend. Only to find out it wasn't and it was her best friends. And they were dating twins. Im just coming up with possible situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted June 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 [quote name='JC' post='504300' date='Jun 25 2007, 10:28 PM']Damn...im good! Wait let me guess. She was there when you did it! Or it was a [b]BJ[/b] instead of sexy time.[/quote] NOT telling, but it was worse than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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