http://www.chicitysports.com/forum/showthread.php/38704-Brandon-Marshall-arrested

You know, I don't want you banned because I'm hoping that you'd come back and back your mouth up when we roll over you. Be a man and do that at least cause we are having fun here.

I've seen some piss-poor attempts at trolling from other team's fans but damn..This is embarrassing.  Can't you find another Bears fan to do your shit-talking for you?  Feel like I'm watching a toddler slapfight Tyson

Bruh, i aint even a boars fan anymore now dat we lost urlacher. The only reason we ever competed was because his fire and passion. Now im on da bengals bandwagon because aj green is da best wr in da league, ya heard?

child please

I think it will be a great! game but carrot top had better watch his blind side

Bruh, i aint even a boars fan anymore now dat we lost urlacher. The only reason we ever competed was because his fire and passion. Now im on da bengals bandwagon because aj green is da best wr in da league, ya heard?

English much?

so do you guys have like an official news guy who posts all your official news articles for you on here?

Bruh and Child please. LOL ok

 

Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Chicago Bears

 

 

 

 

 

Some people are fans of the Chicago Bears. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Chicago Bears. This 2013 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the 2013 NFL previews so far right here.

 

Your team: Chicago Bears

 

Your 2012 record: 10-6. Lovie Smith went 7-9 three years ago. The Bears could have fired him THEN. But no no no, they had to wait until firing him made the least amount of sense.

Your coach: CFL refugee Marc Trestman. I was in Chicago this spring and talking with a friend of mine who was a Bears fan.

 

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSSUqb7MvIk[/media]

 

HIM: Have you seen Marc Trestman? Like, actually looked at him?

ME: No.

HIM: He's fucking creepy, man. Just creepy as hell.

ME: Really?

HIM: Really.

So I went and looked for video of Marc Trestman looking creepy, and here it is, via Accrofoot.com!

 

The glasses do him no favors.

Trestman is the first CFL head coach to be hired as an NFL head coach in over 30 years. The last one was Frank Kush, who went 0-8-1 in his first season with the Colts. Trestman hasn't been in the NFL for seven years. His last stint was as an assistant on a Tampa team that went 4-12. You never want to make a coaching hire that Al Davis plausibly could have made.

All this was done in the name of "bolstering the offense" (offenses in the NFL are often bolstered). Hiring an offensive "guru" is always a bad idea, particularly when he's an untested Canadian import whose last five seasons were spent coaching in a tinker-toy football league. Trestman has floated the idea of running a read option with Jay Cutler. Have you SEEN Jay Cutler run? Old men blocking the grocery store aisle move with more urgency.

Your quarterback: Guess who's scheduled to be an unrestricted free agent after this season? The Bears now face the dilemma of either grossly overpaying for a guy who, on an annual basis, turns the ball over about as often as he throws for a touchdown, or letting Jay Cutler walk and starting all over again. If you're familiar with this team's history of quarterbacking, you know what a terrifying prospect that is. Cutler isn't getting any better. Also, you could drop a baby in front of him and he wouldn't give a shit. But it's either that or the prospect of Moses Moreno II; a loveless marriage is just about the best option for Chicago at this point. Once Cutler is gone, this franchise will plummet down into a vodka-addled hole from which it will take decades to recover.

Your one fantasy player everyone will hate: Alshon Jeffery. He's the guy getting talked up in camp. The guy who gets talked up in camp always ends up sucking. Always. I've wasted a lot of time in fantasy football waiting for supposedly talented receivers to break through (Josh Reed is a prime example), and I know damn well that if I draft Jeffery, he'll break an ankle in Week 2 and subsequently gain a hundred pounds.

so do you guys have like an official news guy who posts all your official news articles for you on here?

 

 

Nah, not exactly.  Do you guys have have an official person that reads them to you?

do you really call your QB "the Red Rifle"? Is that like a cleveland steamer?

 Child please. LOL ok

 

 

I though that was your team slogan? Kiss the baby?

do you really call your QB "the Red Rifle"? Is that like a cleveland steamer?

 

Do you really have a QB called "Asshole"?

 

I though that was your team slogan? Kiss the baby?

 

The Bears Suck. You could say they suck…ass

 

What's it like knowing you care more about winning than your QB?

I wasnt a bengals fan during the carson palmer years...

I wasnt a bengals fan during the carson palmer years...

 

LOL nice. 

 

Do you really have a QB called "Asshole"?

 

no, why?

Don't be ridiculous, the Bears don't have a QB.

 

 

Tell me this guy isn't drunk

 

 

Dude, that shit is hella hot. I'd rock that all day everyday. I mean, we are blessed to have him. He wins and he already has our colors. Tell me you ain't jealous. lol

Mods please move this to mouth breather forum. TIA.

never trust a ginger

 

He's still better than CUTLER!

OK, I give you this one. YOU GOT ME. I'll take a hike from that.

The Bears Suck. You could say they suck…ass
 

If you look closely, you can see a gerbil trying to get out.