WhoDeyMe Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 http://www.chicitysports.com/forum/showthread.php/38704-Brandon-Marshall-arrested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 You know, I don't want you banned because I'm hoping that you'd come back and back your mouth up when we roll over you. Be a man and do that at least cause we are having fun here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 I've seen some piss-poor attempts at trolling from other team's fans but damn..This is embarrassing. Can't you find another Bears fan to do your shit-talking for you? Feel like I'm watching a toddler slapfight Tyson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDeyMe Posted September 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 Bruh, i aint even a boars fan anymore now dat we lost urlacher. The only reason we ever competed was because his fire and passion. Now im on da bengals bandwagon because aj green is da best wr in da league, ya heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el debarge Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 child please I think it will be a great! game but carrot top had better watch his blind side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 Bruh, i aint even a boars fan anymore now dat we lost urlacher. The only reason we ever competed was because his fire and passion. Now im on da bengals bandwagon because aj green is da best wr in da league, ya heard? English much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el debarge Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 so do you guys have like an official news guy who posts all your official news articles for you on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 Bruh and Child please. LOL ok Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Chicago Bears Some people are fans of the Chicago Bears. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Chicago Bears. This 2013 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the 2013 NFL previews so far right here. Your team: Chicago Bears Your 2012 record: 10-6. Lovie Smith went 7-9 three years ago. The Bears could have fired him THEN. But no no no, they had to wait until firing him made the least amount of sense. Your coach: CFL refugee Marc Trestman. I was in Chicago this spring and talking with a friend of mine who was a Bears fan. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSSUqb7MvIk[/media] HIM: Have you seen Marc Trestman? Like, actually looked at him? ME: No. HIM: He's fucking creepy, man. Just creepy as hell. ME: Really? HIM: Really. So I went and looked for video of Marc Trestman looking creepy, and here it is, via Accrofoot.com! The glasses do him no favors. Trestman is the first CFL head coach to be hired as an NFL head coach in over 30 years. The last one was Frank Kush, who went 0-8-1 in his first season with the Colts. Trestman hasn't been in the NFL for seven years. His last stint was as an assistant on a Tampa team that went 4-12. You never want to make a coaching hire that Al Davis plausibly could have made. All this was done in the name of "bolstering the offense" (offenses in the NFL are often bolstered). Hiring an offensive "guru" is always a bad idea, particularly when he's an untested Canadian import whose last five seasons were spent coaching in a tinker-toy football league. Trestman has floated the idea of running a read option with Jay Cutler. Have you SEEN Jay Cutler run? Old men blocking the grocery store aisle move with more urgency. Your quarterback: Guess who's scheduled to be an unrestricted free agent after this season? The Bears now face the dilemma of either grossly overpaying for a guy who, on an annual basis, turns the ball over about as often as he throws for a touchdown, or letting Jay Cutler walk and starting all over again. If you're familiar with this team's history of quarterbacking, you know what a terrifying prospect that is. Cutler isn't getting any better. Also, you could drop a baby in front of him and he wouldn't give a shit. But it's either that or the prospect of Moses Moreno II; a loveless marriage is just about the best option for Chicago at this point. Once Cutler is gone, this franchise will plummet down into a vodka-addled hole from which it will take decades to recover. Your one fantasy player everyone will hate: Alshon Jeffery. He's the guy getting talked up in camp. The guy who gets talked up in camp always ends up sucking. Always. I've wasted a lot of time in fantasy football waiting for supposedly talented receivers to break through (Josh Reed is a prime example), and I know damn well that if I draft Jeffery, he'll break an ankle in Week 2 and subsequently gain a hundred pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 so do you guys have like an official news guy who posts all your official news articles for you on here? Nah, not exactly. Do you guys have have an official person that reads them to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el debarge Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 do you really call your QB "the Red Rifle"? Is that like a cleveland steamer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el debarge Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 Child please. LOL ok I though that was your team slogan? Kiss the baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|westside bengal| Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 do you really call your QB "the Red Rifle"? Is that like a cleveland steamer? Do you really have a QB called "Asshole"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 I though that was your team slogan? Kiss the baby? The Bears Suck. You could say they suck…ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 What's it like knowing you care more about winning than your QB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDeyMe Posted September 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 I wasnt a bengals fan during the carson palmer years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 I wasnt a bengals fan during the carson palmer years... LOL nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el debarge Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 Do you really have a QB called "Asshole"? no, why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 Don't be ridiculous, the Bears don't have a QB. Tell me this guy isn't drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el debarge Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 Dude, that shit is hella hot. I'd rock that all day everyday. I mean, we are blessed to have him. He wins and he already has our colors. Tell me you ain't jealous. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 Mods please move this to mouth breather forum. TIA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el debarge Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 never trust a ginger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 He's still better than CUTLER! OK, I give you this one. YOU GOT ME. I'll take a hike from that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocalBengalEd Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 The Bears Suck. You could say they suck…ass If you look closely, you can see a gerbil trying to get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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