|Montana Bengal| Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-scotus-marriage-decision-in-haiku THE SCOTUS MARRIAGE DECISION, IN HAIKU. BY DANIELA LAPIDOUS - - - - Roberts’ dissent: I support you all No, really, I do, but this Isn’t our problem. Alito’s dissent: “Happiness is not the point of marriage, fools. It’s BABIES,” he whispered. Thomas’ dissent: “Liberty” – this word, I do not think Locke means what You think it means. Sigh. Scalia’s dissent: You’re not a poet, Kennedy. And by the way, Democracy’s dead. Kennedy’s majority decision: Hark! Love is love, and love is love is love is love. It is so ordered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 I'm surprised Thomas crawled off of Scalia's lap long enough to write his own opinion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sois Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 being gay is cool let us outlaw being straight it's overrated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|OneHeartBeat| Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 For the sake of discussion, do you think churches and other religious groups will be forced by the government to perform gay marriages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 For the sake of discussion, do you think churches and other religious groups will be forced by the government to perform gay marriages? You mean like a rabbi being forced at gunpoint to officiate a wedding? Of course not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|OneHeartBeat| Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 You mean like a rabbi being forced at gunpoint to officiate a wedding? Of course not. No, I mean I wonder if we'll see discrimination lawsuits filed against churches and religious groups who won't participate in performing gay marriages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Gays can get married For the Repubs, it's scary Foot tapping bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Gays can get married For the Repubs, it's scary Foot tapping bathroom I know a lot of Republicans and most of us don't care. Its only an issue because the bible thumpers make up a sizable voting block and the Morman Romney couldn't get them to support him last time. Only guy who scares me is Santorum in that regard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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