fredtoast Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Here is how Marvin solves the dilemma of whether or not he should play Carson. All he has to do is let Carson and Jordan switch jerseys. That way he doesn't take heat from the fans and commissioner's office for throwing the game, but at the same time he protects Carson. The only issue would be if Jordan got injured then Carson would have to pretend that he was really Jordan for the entire playoff run. Marvin would have a hard time explaining why he was starting Jordan over J.T. in the playoffs after he had been the #3 guy all season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da bizzare one Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 [quote name='fredtoast' date='30 December 2009 - 05:20 PM' timestamp='1262208006' post='849711'] Here is how Marvin solves the dilemma of whether or not he should play Carson. All he has to do is let Carson and Jordan switch jerseys. That way he doesn't take heat from the fans and commissioner's office for throwing the game, but at the same time he protects Carson. The only issue would be if Jordan got injured then Carson would have to pretend that he was really Jordan for the entire playoff run. Marvin would have a hard time explaining why he was starting Jordan over J.T. in the playoffs after he had been the #3 guy all season. [/quote] Are you fuckin retarded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Actium Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 [quote name='da bizzare one' date='30 December 2009 - 05:15 PM' timestamp='1262211319' post='849731'] Are you fuckin retarded? [/quote] Hint: he was just joking because there isn't exactly much else going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da bizzare one Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 [quote name='Actium' date='30 December 2009 - 06:27 PM' timestamp='1262212047' post='849736'] Hint: he was just joking because there isn't exactly much else going on [/quote] I understand he was joking... I just have wondered for a while if he was fuckin retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I think they should play Jordan legitimately. I bet he come in there and whoop the Jets. No problem. Better than sanchize he is. Sweeter Lettuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FulcherVulcher33 Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Jordan Palmer = High school football coach, sorry but he is not much more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsOwn Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 [quote name='da bizzare one' date='30 December 2009 - 06:30 PM' timestamp='1262212204' post='849737'] I understand he was joking... I just have wondered for a while if he was fuckin retarded. [/quote] 12 posts. Wow you've been here a while. Go fuck yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da bizzare one Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 [quote name='BengalsOwn' date='30 December 2009 - 08:36 PM' timestamp='1262219817' post='849778'] 12 posts. Wow you've been here a while. Go fuck yourself. [/quote] Actually I have been a member here since Oct. and have been a member on the other board for over a year where fred posts also. Sorry I don't have 15k posts like you but I do have 2 kids and a woman, obviously you have have plenty of time to masturbate on these boards, but the simple fact that I have a real life and a job that doesn't involve me asking if you would like fries with that keeps me from obtaining your status of forum king. Man you sure showed me, I guess the only thing that will keep me going is the fact that when I get in bed tonight it will be with an extremely hot woman, and you will be here upping your post count and jerkin it to internet porn (probably some sick fetish shit, anyone whose life sucks as much as yours has to is prolly sick of regular porn by now.) And its 13 post now fuckface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatScratchFever Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 [quote name='The Scales' date='30 December 2009 - 07:23 PM' timestamp='1262215393' post='849744'] Better than sanchize he is. [/quote] What the fuck? Are you Yoda all of a sudden? [quote]Actually I have been a member here since Oct. and have been a member on the other board for over a year where fred posts also. Sorry I don't have 15k posts like you but I do have 2 kids and a woman, obviously you have have plenty of time to [b]masturbate on these boards[/b], but the simple fact that I have a real life and a job that doesn't involve me asking if you would like fries with that keeps me from obtaining your status of forum king. Man you sure showed me, I guess the only thing that will keep me going is the fact that when I get in bed tonight it will be with an extremely hot woman, and you will be here upping your post count and jerkin it to internet porn (probably some sick fetish shit, anyone whose life sucks as much as yours has to is prolly sick of regular porn by now.) And its 13 post now fuckface.[/quote] Take it easy dude. If you've really been here a while, you should know that masturbating to internet porn is strongly encouraged around here, and there is no better board to masturbate to than Go-Bengals.com. I myself get aroused by the Talkin Sh!t forum. I know, that is seriously fucked up, right? That's really pretty tame compared to most of these guys. Who else has a story to share? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esjbh2 Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 [quote name='da bizzare one' date='30 December 2009 - 06:15 PM' timestamp='1262211319' post='849731'] Are you fuckin retarded? [/quote] [quote name='da bizzare one' date='30 December 2009 - 09:35 PM' timestamp='1262223334' post='849788'] Actually I have been a member here since Oct. and have been a member on the other board for over a year where fred posts also. Sorry I don't have 15k posts like you but I do have 2 kids and a woman, obviously you have have plenty of time to masturbate on these boards, but the simple fact that I have a real life and a job that doesn't involve me asking if you would like fries with that keeps me from obtaining your status of forum king. Man you sure showed me, I guess the only thing that will keep me going is the fact that when I get in bed tonight it will be with an extremely hot woman, and you will be here upping your post count and jerkin it to internet porn (probably some sick fetish shit, anyone whose life sucks as much as yours has to is prolly sick of regular porn by now.) And its 13 post now fuckface. [/quote] Wow, overreact much? I'm guessing your other 10 posts are quality too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 [quote name='da bizzare one' date='30 December 2009 - 09:35 PM' timestamp='1262223334' post='849788'] Actually I have been a member here since Oct. and have been a member on the other board for over a year where fred posts also. Sorry I don't have 15k posts like you but I do have 2 kids and a woman, obviously you have have plenty of time to masturbate on these boards, but the simple fact that I have a real life and a job that doesn't involve me asking if you would like fries with that keeps me from obtaining your status of forum king. Man you sure showed me, I guess the only thing that will keep me going is the fact that when I get in bed tonight it will be with an extremely hot woman, and you will be here upping your post count and jerkin it to internet porn (probably some sick fetish shit, anyone whose life sucks as much as yours has to is prolly sick of regular porn by now.) And its 13 post now fuckface. [/quote] riiiight, cause its impossible to have 10-15things a day to say with those MEGA BURDENS like a FAMILY... i have a 2 and 4 yr old am married, and have a full time job, as does she, and a run the site, so not only posting but updating, adding stuff editing video, uploading, etc.. and gee wizz, i have more posts than him, takes what, 1 minute to type a reply.. thats....15-20 minutes ...a DAY... holy cow how does one do it?!?!??!?!??! own and fred are retarded however.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsOwn Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 [quote name='GoBengals' date='30 December 2009 - 11:13 PM' timestamp='1262229206' post='849807'] own and fred are retarded however.. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 [quote name='BengalsOwn' date='30 December 2009 - 11:15 PM' timestamp='1262229324' post='849809'] [/quote] see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rumble In the Jungle Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 this is a instant classic thread. but i really wanna see this dudes hot wife supposedly, got any sexy pics you can share so we can masturbate ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 [quote name='CatScratchFever' date='30 December 2009 - 10:06 PM' timestamp='1262225179' post='849792'] What the fuck? Are you Yoda all of a sudden? [/quote] Always Yoda has he been. [quote name='Rumble In the Jungle' date='31 December 2009 - 12:09 AM' timestamp='1262232558' post='849833'] this is a instant classic thread. but i really wanna see this dudes hot wife supposedly, got any sexy pics you can share so we can masturbate ??? [/quote] No thanks, my monitor is so crusty with dried jizz already I don't think I can scrape any more of it off without getting a paper cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTBengalsFan Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 [quote name='Rumble In the Jungle' date='31 December 2009 - 12:09 AM' timestamp='1262232558' post='849833'] this is a instant classic thread. but i really wanna see this dudes hot wife supposedly, got any sexy pics you can share so we can masturbate ??? [/quote] I agree, the wanking material on this board has been stale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 [quote name='Rumble In the Jungle' date='31 December 2009 - 01:09 PM' timestamp='1262232558' post='849833'] this is a instant classic thread. but i really wanna see this dudes hot wife supposedly, got any sexy pics you can share so we can masturbate ??? [/quote] There you go, fucking up your rep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 [quote name='Bengal Migration' date='31 December 2009 - 12:31 AM' timestamp='1262233870' post='849841'] There you go, fucking up your rep... [/quote] you guys just aint right, i went from the most hated to about to be the most loved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredtoast Posted December 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 [quote name='da bizzare one' date='30 December 2009 - 09:35 PM' timestamp='1262223334' post='849788'] Actually I have been a member here since Oct. and have been a member on the other board for over a year where fred posts also. Sorry I don't have 15k posts like you but I do have 2 kids and a woman, obviously you have have plenty of time to masturbate on these boards, but the simple fact that I have a real life and a job that doesn't involve me asking if you would like fries with that keeps me from obtaining your status of forum king. Man you sure showed me, I guess the only thing that will keep me going is the fact that when I get in bed tonight it will be with an extremely hot woman, and you will be here upping your post count and jerkin it to internet porn (probably some sick fetish shit, anyone whose life sucks as much as yours has to is prolly sick of regular porn by now.) And its 13 post now fuckface. [/quote] You'd think that a guy with such limited access to this Bengals board would use his precious time to mention something at least vaguely Bengal related in one of his posts. But so far he is 0 for 3 in his thread alone. Makes me wonder why he is here talking about "sick fetish shit" with a screen name like "da bizzare one". Is there such a thing as a trollosexual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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