Guest BlackJesus Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 [color="blue"][i]Ok Let me set up the scenario for you.... Many of us from this site will be in Jacksonville Florida as you know for the Bengals - Faguars Sunday night game on Oct. 9, @ 8:30 p.m. We will surely be taking part in a wild weekend of intoxication, fornication (looks towards Beotch [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img] ), Beastiality (looks at self) , and the likes. However.... I have noticed that Outside of their shitty AllTell stadium their lies a giant Cat like statue of a Jaguar. [/i][/color] Pictured Here [img]http://www.ticket-buyers-guide.com/images/jaguarspic.jpg[/img] The option I am putting out there for you the Bengal Faithful, is whether or not the Night before the Game on Saturday night after a an array of Jager Bombs I should Take the below device [img]http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/e2/ff/pr-Paint-Krylon_Fluorescent_Yellow_Orange_Spray_Paint_11_Ounce-resized200.jpg[/img] Creep near the stadium [img]http://aad.uoregon.edu/culturework/www/images/anya.gif[/img] And make their beloved statue a [b][color="orange"]WhoDey Statue !!!![/color][/b] [img]http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/535/jaguarspic6id.jpg[/img] [b]I will go with whatever the people decide ????[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 It's definitely funny, but no, don't give Bengals fans a bad name. Unfortunately they play in Cleveland, so my other idea wouldn't work. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/3.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 yes, but not permanently, only something that could be easily removed/ washed off this would be hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mongoloido Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Do it with finger paint or something very very washable. Then it's a prank, not vandalism... Be sure to take photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Tigers Johnson| Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 We will take up a collection if you need reimbursed for bail money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Yes!!!!!!!!!!! I will pitch in on bail money too! But don't get caught! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emc334 Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 No, no. Even better, vandalize the local Dunkin Donuts the night before the game. Once it's closed down, and Byron "Stick Man" Leftwich is left without his primary energy source, they'll be screwed. [img]http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fat_albert/_group_photos/kenan_thompson8.jpg[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Henrys Dealer Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Do it. I'll pitch in for bail money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Like the others said, do it with something that is easily removed and take pictures. That would be funny as all hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runrudirun Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 get an orange sheet(dye one if you have to) cut out the stripes go to the game and throw it over the cat take picture and run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBZ Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 Hilarious idea...But I'm all for what keeps you out of jail. Go for the sheet, or something washable. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt_Six Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 Yea... sheet sounds like a good idea... wont get in trouble, and still pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dan_Bengals_FL- Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 I voted hell yeah, but as long as you keep it low risk (ie washable spray paint or the cut out sheet mentioned before). We need you in the stands come game-time. Don't want you to miss the Bengals crushing the Jags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|RayDoggBengal| Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 I voted yea but would suggest putting a Bengals flag on it's head taking a picture of the gang standing in front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDey48 Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 pfft... i say you do it the night before the game with something washable...but something that cant be washed to damn easily. it wouldent be a GREAT prank unless the stripes are still there come game time. it shouldent be too hard to avoid getting caught. go in the middle of the night...make sure there is no immediate security around...pant the stripes quickly and then walk away casually. its be a good prank if you did it with paint or something...but jaguar staff woudl jsut wash it off before game time. it'll be a GREAT prank if you do it with something that stays on till gametime...you will be a bengal legend er...atleast a fan legend and id DEFINATLEY pitch in on bail money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 Careful, they may teach you a lesson and send you to Gitmo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals_12th_Man Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 I, personally, wouldnt do it. Its just not a good thing IMO. Im sure youll do what you really want to do, regardless. It just seems like something a Browns fan would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 [quote]Careful, they may teach you a lesson and send you to Gitmo.[/quote] [i][b]I'd be the only prisoner helping them flush holy books down the toilet [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/3.gif[/img] [/b][/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnglishBengal Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 [quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 11 2005, 06:00 PM'][color="blue"][i]Ok Let me set up the scenario for you.... Many of us from this site will be in Jacksonville Florida as you know for the Bengals - Faguars Sunday night game on Oct. 9, @ 8:30 p.m. We will surely be taking part in a wild weekend of intoxication, fornication (looks towards Beotch [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img] ), Beastiality (looks at self) , and the likes. However.... I have noticed that Outside of their shitty AllTell stadium their lies a giant Cat like statue of a Jaguar. [/i][/color] Pictured Here [img]http://www.ticket-buyers-guide.com/images/jaguarspic.jpg[/img] The option I am putting out there for you the Bengal Faithful, is whether or not the Night before the Game on Saturday night after a an array of Jager Bombs I should Take the below device [img]http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/e2/ff/pr-Paint-Krylon_Fluorescent_Yellow_Orange_Spray_Paint_11_Ounce-resized200.jpg[/img] Creep near the stadium [img]http://aad.uoregon.edu/culturework/www/images/anya.gif[/img] And make their beloved statue a [b][color="orange"]WhoDey Statue !!!![/color][/b] [img]http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/535/jaguarspic6id.jpg[/img] [b]I will go with whatever the people decide ????[/b] [right][post="113230"][/post][/right][/quote] Funny (but true) story about that statue 'bout 3 years ago..... One sunny day a mother and her young boy were walking outside the Alltel stadium. The boy saw the statue of the Jaguar and decided to put his head in its mouth. Then the boy realised he was stuck, 'cos the Jaguar's teeth were holding his head and he couldn't move it. After 2-3 hours or so the fire brigade turned up and had to saw the Jaguar's teeth off in order to get the boy out. At which point the mother threatened to sue the Jaguars organisation for unsafe objects outside the stadium. The Jaguars comprimised they apologised to the mother and her son and rebuilt the statue's teeth a few weeks later but made them shorter. So now... [SIZE=7]You can put your head in the Jaguar's mouth.... and take it out afterwards!!! But if this doesn't work, atleast you can sue the Jags!!! English Bengal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalBacker Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 I say no. We don't want to start a chain reaction of stadium desecration. Just ain't cool. and they aren't even a big rivalry. Nobody except us who "know" each other would think it was funny. Everyone else would think it was lame, and "highschoolish". Give us a bad name. Now doing something, taking a pcture, and then "undoing" it would be ok. JMHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Carson Show Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 hell yeah bj i will be your partner in crime my buddy im staying with only lives 10 minutes from the stadium lets do it with something washable so its not a criminal charge and we can take pics with my dig camera also if anyone needs a place to crash for the weekend in jacksonville let me know my buddy has some extra room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 Use whatever paint you wish Obi Wan, i don't know if there's any Krylon that can withstand a Pressure washer. I say do it. But you must be shit faced and have an escape driver. This is where the Beotch may come in handy. I used to live in Jax, ah the memories...Duval county has a lovely jail. So at the very least you've got that going for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoBengal Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 [quote name='emc334' date='Jul 11 2005, 06:30 PM']No, no. Even better, vandalize the local Dunkin Donuts the night before the game. Once it's closed down, and Byron "Stick Man" Leftwich is left without his primary energy source, they'll be screwed. [img]http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fat_albert/_group_photos/kenan_thompson8.jpg[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img] [right][post="113248"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 NO, NO, and NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlueKat Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 Man that is, and would be the funniest shit I've heard in a while. I am all for it except as some have stated it is kinda something a Clowns fan would do. But man that is funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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