Attacker in Afghanistan Hid Bomb in His Body (UP HIS ASS)...

[|Numbers|]

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/09/world/asia/attacker-in-afghanistan-hid-bomb-in-his-body.html?_r=0

 

 

Attacker in Afghanistan Hid Bomb in His Body

 

KABUL, Afghanistan — Afghanistan’s spy chief, Asadullah Khalid, was taking no chances.

 

A man had crossed into Afghanistan from Pakistan with important information he said he would only deliver personally to Mr. Khalid, who had just taken over as the head of the National Directorate of Security.

 

Mr. Khalid’s aides took the visitor to an armored room in the basement of a safe house in Taimani, an upscale neighborhood in the capital city, for a security screening. They were no doubt mindful of what happened in September 2011 when a Taliban peace emissary was allowed to meet with a prominent Afghan peace envoy and then killed him with a bomb hidden in his turban.

 

Watching the man over closed-circuit television, they ordered him to strip naked, which he did. Satisfied, they let him get dressed and took him to see their boss upstairs.

 

Then he blew up. The suicide bomber killed only himself, but Mr. Khalid sustained severe abdominal wounds as well as injuries to his hands and arms.

Now, months after that attack, on Dec. 6, a spokesman for the National Directorate of Security, Shafiqullah Tahiri, confirmed that the attacker had hidden the bomb inside his rectum.

 

...Afterward, the counterterrorism unit of Europol, Europe’s police agency, warned that airlines might have to tighten their screening procedures because a rectal bomb could escape detection by normal X-ray scanning machines.

 

 

After reading this all I could think of was how gay ?  Then I thought of the South Park snuke episode.  What kinds of bombs are capable of being inserted into a terrorist rectum ?  Definitely a dirty bomb... :rsju31uh9:

 

[Khatmandude]

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/09/world/asia/attacker-in-afghanistan-hid-bomb-in-his-body.html?_r=0

 

 

After reading this all I could think of was how gay ?  Then I thought of the South Park snuke episode.  What kinds of bombs are capable of being inserted into a terrorist rectum ?  Definitely a dirty bomb... :rsju31uh9:

 

 

 

Bombs made by (for) intelligence agencies? :shrug:

[BengalBacker]

Tore him a new asshole.

[|Elflocko|]

Tore him a new asshole.

 

I shouldn't laugh at that but can't help myself...  :lmao:

[akiliMVP]

I used to work in a jail. You'd be amazed what people put in their ass.

[|Numbers|]

I used to work in a jail. You'd be amazed what people put in their ass.

Besides drugs, what's the largest thing ? I still can't fathom a bomb large enough to do significant damage, that can be inserted there. Sounds more like an attempt to put fear into the other side. In a way saying they can get to anyone at any place rather than a solid attempt to assassinate someone. IMHO

[Justice]

I used to work in a jail. You'd be amazed what people put in their ass.

there was a woman in Dayton who put cocaine in her vagina!!!!!!!!

[Jamie_B]

there was a woman in Dayton who put cocaine in her vagina!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

It's a hell of a drug.

[Khatmandude]

there was a woman in Dayton who put cocaine in her vagina!!!!!!!!

 

I bet her vagina was super hyper for about an hour or so. 

[akiliMVP]

Mostly just drugs in ballons. Lighters, cigarettes. A woman came in once with a gun in her vagina.

[Khatmandude]

Mostly just drugs in ballons. Lighters, cigarettes. A woman came in once with a gun in her vagina.

 

So many possibilities for one liners ....

[Justice]

Mostly just drugs in ballons. Lighters, cigarettes. A woman came in once with a gun in her vagina.

hope it don't go off! :suicide: