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[quote name='Nati Ice' post='245464' date='Apr 7 2006, 06:30 PM']what is this "marriage" that you all speak of?[/quote]

Its when men voluntarily neuter themselves. I hear its kind of scary.


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[quote name='DanvilleBengal' post='245376' date='Apr 7 2006, 07:59 PM']Single, but have "poked around" a bit [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]



Jamie, I feel for you man. Beotch might be ready to give you the Special now, since you done let on that your solo. :o[/quote]

um.....you better just watch yourself, I'm coming to an area near you in September... :whistle:

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[quote name='BengalBeotch' post='245470' date='Apr 7 2006, 06:42 PM'][quote name='DanvilleBengal' post='245376' date='Apr 7 2006, 07:59 PM']
Single, but have "poked around" a bit [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]



Jamie, I feel for you man. Beotch might be ready to give you the Special now, since you done let on that your solo. :o[/quote]

um.....you better just watch yourself, I'm coming to an area near you in September... :whistle:
[/quote]


:o

I must hide, for my singlness is in jepordy come september.



















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[quote name='sneaky' post='245467' date='Apr 7 2006, 06:39 PM'][quote name='Nati Ice' post='245464' date='Apr 7 2006, 06:30 PM']
what is this "marriage" that you all speak of?[/quote]

Its when men voluntarily neuter themselves. I hear its kind of scary.


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[/quote]wikipedia tells me this "voluntary neutering" involves some sort of permanent committment

who does this?

why?

how is it possible to be permanently committed without cheating?

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='245480' date='Apr 7 2006, 07:01 PM'][quote name='BengalBeotch' post='245470' date='Apr 7 2006, 06:42 PM']
[quote name='DanvilleBengal' post='245376' date='Apr 7 2006, 07:59 PM']
Single, but have "poked around" a bit [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]



Jamie, I feel for you man. Beotch might be ready to give you the Special now, since you done let on that your solo. :o[/quote]

um.....you better just watch yourself, I'm coming to an area near you in September... :whistle:
[/quote]


:o

I must hide, for my singlness is in jepordy come september.


:ninja:
[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lmao: :lol: :lol:

She's talking about me, cracka!!! But you ain't all that far away, I could see her taking about a 5-hour detour up north...........[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]


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[quote name='DanvilleBengal' post='245539' date='Apr 7 2006, 10:01 PM'][quote name='Jamie_B' post='245480' date='Apr 7 2006, 07:01 PM']
[quote name='BengalBeotch' post='245470' date='Apr 7 2006, 06:42 PM']
[quote name='DanvilleBengal' post='245376' date='Apr 7 2006, 07:59 PM']
Single, but have "poked around" a bit [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]



Jamie, I feel for you man. Beotch might be ready to give you the Special now, since you done let on that your solo. :o[/quote]

um.....you better just watch yourself, I'm coming to an area near you in September... :whistle:
[/quote]


:o

I must hide, for my singlness is in jepordy come september.


:ninja:
[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lmao: :lol: :lol:

She's talking about me, cracka!!! But you ain't all that far away, I could see her taking about a 5-hour detour up north...........[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]


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5 hour? Bro you live in the Gretna area right? Thats around I can get to Lynchburgh in just under 3 hours. And thats not that far from Gretna.

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='245560' date='Apr 7 2006, 10:39 PM'][quote name='DanvilleBengal' post='245539' date='Apr 7 2006, 10:01 PM']
[quote name='Jamie_B' post='245480' date='Apr 7 2006, 07:01 PM']
[quote name='BengalBeotch' post='245470' date='Apr 7 2006, 06:42 PM']
[quote name='DanvilleBengal' post='245376' date='Apr 7 2006, 07:59 PM']
Single, but have "poked around" a bit [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]



Jamie, I feel for you man. Beotch might be ready to give you the Special now, since you done let on that your solo. :o[/quote]

um.....you better just watch yourself, I'm coming to an area near you in September... :whistle:
[/quote]


:o

I must hide, for my singlness is in jepordy come september.


:ninja:
[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lmao: :lol: :lol:

She's talking about me, cracka!!! But you ain't all that far away, I could see her taking about a 5-hour detour up north...........[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]


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5 hour? Bro you live in the Gretna area right? Thats around I can get to Lynchburgh in just under 3 hours. And thats not that far from Gretna.
[/quote]
I am from the Gretna area, yeah. But right now I'm in Norfolk, that's why I said a 5-hour detour. You forgot I'm a student at Old Dominion, and it would be kind of hard to commute here every day from Gretna. I live here during the school year. :wacko:

The time that Beotch is planning to come to VA Beach is in September, and I'll be back in school at ODU in Norfolk by then.

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[quote]I am from the Gretna area, yeah. But right now I'm in Norfolk, that's why I said a 5-hour detour. You forgot I'm a student at Old Dominion, and it would be kind of hard to commute here every day from Gretna. I live here during the school year. :wacko:

The time that Beotch is planning to come to VA Beach is in September, and I'll be back in school at ODU in Norfolk by then.[/quote]

MWAAA HAAAA HAAAAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAA....I will now put my plan in to action

1) tell husband and his family I need some sunscreen and take off for a few hours
2) find secluded area
3) meet up with Danville and Jamie B for opener at nearest bar and grill (with Sunday ticket)
4) convince them to go for a ride (at gunpoint if necessary) after Bengal victory
5) take advantage of them at secluded area and leave them sticky

MWWWAAAA HAAA HAAAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAA...

starts a packing list....

hand cuffs, leather whip, blindfolds, whip cream, chocolate syrup, toys, extra batteries...







:ninja:

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[quote name='BengalBeotch' post='245685' date='Apr 8 2006, 08:03 AM'][quote]I am from the Gretna area, yeah. But right now I'm in Norfolk, that's why I said a 5-hour detour. You forgot I'm a student at Old Dominion, and it would be kind of hard to commute here every day from Gretna. I live here during the school year. :wacko:

The time that Beotch is planning to come to VA Beach is in September, and I'll be back in school at ODU in Norfolk by then.[/quote]

MWAAA HAAAA HAAAAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAA....I will now put my plan in to action

1) tell husband and his family I need some sunscreen and take off for a few hours
2) find secluded area
3) meet up with Danville and Jamie B for opener at nearest bar and grill (with Sunday ticket)
4) convince them to go for a ride (at gunpoint if necessary) after Bengal victory
5) take advantage of them at secluded area and leave them sticky

MWWWAAAA HAAA HAAAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAA...

starts a packing list....

hand cuffs, leather whip, blindfolds, whip cream, chocolate syrup, toys, extra batteries...







:ninja:
[/quote]


:unsure: Im a little scared. :unsure:

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[quote name='BengalBeotch' post='245685' date='Apr 8 2006, 08:03 AM'][quote]I am from the Gretna area, yeah. But right now I'm in Norfolk, that's why I said a 5-hour detour. You forgot I'm a student at Old Dominion, and it would be kind of hard to commute here every day from Gretna. I live here during the school year. :wacko:

The time that Beotch is planning to come to VA Beach is in September, and I'll be back in school at ODU in Norfolk by then.[/quote]

MWAAA HAAAA HAAAAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAA....I will now put my plan in to action

1) tell husband and his family I need some sunscreen and take off for a few hours
2) find secluded area
3) meet up with Danville and Jamie B for opener at nearest bar and grill (with Sunday ticket)
4) convince them to go for a ride (at gunpoint if necessary) after Bengal victory
5) take advantage of them at secluded area and leave them sticky

MWWWAAAA HAAA HAAAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAA...

starts a packing list....

hand cuffs, leather whip, blindfolds, whip cream, chocolate syrup, toys, extra batteries...







:ninja:
[/quote]

Uh-oh. :254:



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I forgot to mention I do have one child, that doesnt know I'm his biological father.

Although he is illegitimate and has major pshycological issues, I still come
by to see his mom every once and a while. :1hump:


His name is Badass.


Do any of you know him?


I posted a song about him several months ago.


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[quote name='ONYX' post='245892' date='Apr 8 2006, 05:12 PM']I forgot to mention I do have one child, that doesnt know I'm his biological father.

Although he is illegitimate and has major pshycological issues, I still come
by to see his mom every once and a while. :1hump:


His name is Badass.


Do any of you know him?


I posted a song about him several months ago.


:ninja:[/quote]


He has a mixed brother, because I was in that as well.












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[quote name='BengalBeotch' post='245685' date='Apr 8 2006, 08:03 AM']MWAAA HAAAA HAAAAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAA....I will now put my plan in to action

1) tell husband and his family I need some sunscreen and take off for a few hours
2) find secluded area
3) meet up with Danville and Jamie B for opener at nearest bar and grill (with Sunday ticket)
4) convince them to go for a ride (at gunpoint if necessary) after Bengal victory
5) take advantage of them at secluded area and leave them sticky

MWWWAAAA HAAA HAAAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAA...

starts a packing list....

hand cuffs, leather whip, blindfolds, whip cream, chocolate syrup, toys, extra batteries...







:ninja:[/quote]


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[quote name='BengalBeotch' post='247312' date='Apr 10 2006, 10:54 PM']that is hillarious....even smokin a fatty....that be me![/quote]

Um Beotch, that's a crackwhore. Notice the small torch and glass pipe? [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/angel.gif[/img]
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