MULLY Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 What does a guy with a 12 inch cock eat for breakfast? I had 2 eggs scrambled, whole wheat toast with strawberry jam, a side of hashed potatoes and a large glass of orange juice. MULLY love telling that one to girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted October 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 [quote name='Fulcher_33' post='573805' date='Oct 20 2007, 07:58 PM']What does a guy with a 12 inch cock eat for breakfast? I had 2 eggs scrambled, whole wheat toast with strawberry jam, a side of hashed potatoes and a large glass of orange juice. MULLY love telling that one to girls[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurmanMunster Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 [quote name='Fulcher_33' post='573805' date='Oct 20 2007, 07:58 PM']What does a guy with a 12 inch cock eat for breakfast? I had 2 eggs scrambled, whole wheat toast with strawberry jam, a side of hashed potatoes and a large glass of orange juice. MULLY love telling that one to [b]guys[/b][/quote] fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigris Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 What's the worse thing about eating a vegetable? You have to put her back in her chair when you're done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 A pedophile and a young girl are walking throught the forest. The girl turns to the peophile and comments that she thinks the woods look really spooky. The Pedophile turns to the girl and says "How do you think [b]I[/b] feel? I have to walk back alone". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vol_Bengal Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 [quote name='Tigris' post='573944' date='Oct 21 2007, 10:06 AM']What's the worse thing about eating a vegetable? You have to put her back in her chair when you're done.[/quote] That is just gross... But funny too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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