Rumble In the Jungle Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [b] if you got any funny jokes that you wanna share to give us a good laugh post them here. [i]CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." His boss says ,"You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great now. I be at work soon. You got nice house." [/i] [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 A man goes into a psychiatrist's office, dressed only in clingfilm. The psychiatrist says "Well I can clearly see you're nuts". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 A neutron walks into a bar. The barkeep says "For you, no charge!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted October 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='IKOTA' post='572833' date='Oct 18 2007, 09:46 PM']A man goes into a psychiatrist's office, dressed only in clingfilm. The psychiatrist says "Well I can clearly see you're nuts".[/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [quote name='IKOTA' post='572837' date='Oct 18 2007, 09:49 PM']A neutron walks into a bar. The barkeep says "For you, no charge!"[/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CincyInDC Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='IKOTA' post='572833' date='Oct 18 2007, 09:46 PM']A man goes into a psychiatrist's office, dressed only in clingfilm. The psychiatrist says "Well I can clearly see you're nuts".[/quote] Did Jamie tell you that one? You misspelled "your." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CincyInDC Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Have you heard about the [b][i]NEW[/i][/b] corduroy pillows? <scroll down> They're making [u]headlines[/u]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Q: What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: A pilot, you racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='IKOTA' post='572852' date='Oct 18 2007, 10:04 PM']Q: What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.[/quote] This one made me laugh out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurmanMunster Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='572854' date='Oct 18 2007, 10:09 PM']This one made me laugh out[b] lout.[/b] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='ThurmanMunster' post='572878' date='Oct 18 2007, 10:41 PM'] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='572886' date='Oct 19 2007, 03:48 AM'][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurmanMunster Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='572886' date='Oct 18 2007, 10:48 PM'][/quote] you bitch. now you are editing my posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='ThurmanMunster' post='572899' date='Oct 18 2007, 10:59 PM']you bitch. now you are editing my posts.[/quote] or maybe your seeing things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='572906' date='Oct 19 2007, 04:05 AM']or maybe you're seeing things? [/quote] could be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Tory Go! Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Here's one Rumble should enjoy: Why are camels know as the 'ships of the desert?' [img]http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/Camel_Jordanian_Desert.jpg[/img] Because they're full of Arab semen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='Rumble In the Jungle' post='572806' date='Oct 19 2007, 01:18 AM'][b]CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." His boss says ,"You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great now. I be at work soon. You got nice house."[/b][/quote] That was some funny shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vol_Bengal Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Hey - it's Alabama week. What are the first words uttered after sex in Alabama? Get off me daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes... Go Vols!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got one for you VOL A Graduate from Tennessee, a graduate from Alabama and a Pig were in the hospital waiting room, each awaiting the birth of his first child. Suddenly, the lights went out. Fortunately, power was restored shortly thereafter and the head nurse made her way to the waiting room. "I've got good news and bad news, gentlemen and pig." she announced. "Despite the electrical outage, two healthy boys and one healthy piglet have been delivered. However, since the lights went out at the most inopportune time, we aren't sure which firstborn belongs to whom. The only way we know how to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the winner choose first." The three proud papas agreed, and the Alabama grad won the drawing. He was escorted into the delivery room and looked at the three newborns for a painstakingly long time. Finally, with head bowed, he scooped up the piglet and headed for the door. "Sir, are you quite certain that you've made the right choice?" the nurse asked. "No I'm not," replied the Crimson Tide grad. "But I just couldn't run the risk of ending up with the Tennessee kid." ROLL TIDE!!!!!! John Parker Wilson will be eating dog this weekend. (Not actually affiliated with mike vick in anyway.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [img]http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v50/89/64/45101128/n45101128_30422182_9546.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vol_Bengal Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='85fanwilkes' post='573087' date='Oct 19 2007, 10:24 AM']ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got one for you VOL A Graduate from Tennessee, a graduate from Alabama and a Pig were in the hospital waiting room, each awaiting the birth of his first child. Suddenly, the lights went out. Fortunately, power was restored shortly thereafter and the head nurse made her way to the waiting room. "I've got good news and bad news, gentlemen and pig." she announced. "Despite the electrical outage, two healthy boys and one healthy piglet have been delivered. However, since the lights went out at the most inopportune time, we aren't sure which firstborn belongs to whom. The only way we know how to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the winner choose first." The three proud papas agreed, and the Alabama grad won the drawing. He was escorted into the delivery room and looked at the three newborns for a painstakingly long time. Finally, with head bowed, he scooped up the piglet and headed for the door. "Sir, are you quite certain that you've made the right choice?" the nurse asked. "No I'm not," replied the Crimson Tide grad. "But I just couldn't run the risk of ending up with the Tennessee kid." ROLL TIDE!!!!!! John Parker Wilson will be eating dog this weekend. (Not actually affiliated with mike vick in anyway.)[/quote] That's pretty good. Living here in Knoxville I guess I hear a lot more of these jokes than you do in West Chester. The worst day in Tennessee is still better than the greatest day in Alabama!!! I guess I've heard about 10 every morning this week on the sports show I listen to on the way to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vol_Bengal Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='85fanwilkes' post='573092' date='Oct 19 2007, 10:30 AM'][img]http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v50/89/64/45101128/n45101128_30422182_9546.jpg[/img][/quote] If every school counted National Championships like Alabama does Yale would have like 14... Hell, I think Alabama has counted National Championships when Better Homes and Gardens and Cosmopolitan have declared them #1 in their "poll". Seriously, just because jim-bob ranked you #1 in the backwater sports journal doesn't constitute a national championship!! Go Vols!!!! I like 28-13 - the good guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted October 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote name='Go Tory Go!' post='572983' date='Oct 19 2007, 01:52 AM']Here's one Rumble should enjoy: Why are camels know as the 'ships of the desert?' [img]http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/Camel_Jordanian_Desert.jpg[/img] Because they're full of Arab semen! [/quote] yeah yeah i've heard that one before. but i've liked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigshoota Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 If you had a donkey and I had a rooster and your donkey ate my rooster feet what would you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted October 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 [quote name='sigshoota' post='573620' date='Oct 20 2007, 10:35 AM']If you had a donkey and I had a rooster and your donkey ate my rooster feet what would you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass [/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskimo Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out, we dont like your kind" The mushroom replies " why not? Im a fun gi" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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