January 26, 201114 yr comment_965691 [quote name='GoBengals' timestamp='1296001027' post='965637'] rape her in a bathroom, then see how much she likes the steelers... [/quote] With all the fucked up shit happening man Did I needed this laugh so bad
January 26, 201114 yr comment_965692 [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo74Dn7W_pA[/youtube] Guess she got tired of the Amish Paradise?
January 26, 201114 yr comment_965696 You're going to have to kill her, my friend. In other posts you remonstrated about her ability to make kick-ass fried chicken. I'd suggest you ask her to make a batch of it, sit down to eat it with her like nothing is wrong, then shove a chicken bone down her gullet and choke her out Mama Cass style. Its the only way.
January 26, 201114 yr comment_965697 [quote name='Bunghole' timestamp='1296012635' post='965696'] You're going to have to kill her, my friend. In other posts you remonstrated about her ability to make kick-ass fried chicken. I'd suggest you ask her to make a batch of it, sit down to eat it with her like nothing is wrong, then shove a chicken bone down her gullet and choke her out Mama Cass style. Its the only way. [/quote] LOL!!!
January 26, 201114 yr comment_965701 [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vef9ZarAhlo/TLxSX7fCy6I/AAAAAAAAAtQ/3TIFi6QtKNk/s400/slap.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BpfydZdTE0[/media]
January 26, 201114 yr comment_965757 [quote name='fredtoast' timestamp='1296007631' post='965681'] I heard she was still pretty good once you get in past the used part. [/quote] This whole thread has me busting a gut muscle!!
January 27, 201114 yr comment_966063 You should at least punch her in the mouth. If she complains, just tell her it's initiation. "You didn't expect to be the only stealers fan that still has all their teeth, did you?".
January 30, 201114 yr Author comment_966625 Ummm, "thanks" for all of the recommendations that I rape or punch my wife (??) Staying above the fray, we have come to an agreement - she has returned all of the Bengal gear that I purchased for her over the years and I will likely distribute them to folks who would be more likely to wear them without being a walking billboard for hypocrisy (as she would be were SHE to wear them). I will take an inventory and post photos and sizes here later. But before any of you sickos get any crazy ideas, there are NO panties in the mix. [img]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7379/emmatheamishgirlpanties.jpg[/img] This is NOT my wife, these are NOT her panties!
January 30, 201114 yr comment_966634 [quote name='AmishBengalFan' timestamp='1296406885' post='966625'] [img]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7379/emmatheamishgirlpanties.jpg[/img] This is NOT my wife, these are NOT her panties! [/quote] Does your wife know you have a girlfriend...and that you post her picture on the internet?
January 30, 201114 yr Author comment_966635 BTW - We're having fun with this. Mrs ABF isn't nearly the football fan I am, so there really aren't hard feelings. She "gets" the animosity that Bengal fans feel toward Pittsburgh, and she's rooting for them as much to "tweak" me as anything else. Sure, it's possible that she has some pathetically lonely 40-something Mennonite dude on the side from Pennsylvania Dutch country that has swayed her to the dark side that she isn't admitting to, but that's okay - me and ABF Jr. will still root for our pathetic sad sack team even though they seem to have little chance of ever amounting to much. Just like I wouldn't dump an ugly child of mine just because a prettier one came along, so too will I stick by my Bengals through thick and thin. She can bail, but she's not a fan so it doesn't matter. We, ABF Jr and I, we will stay true. Here's the first wave of gear: Note - I'm posting the sizes, but since women's clothing sizes are so inconsistent it seems hardly worth the effort. Suffice it to say that all of these fit the same woman: [img]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/3601/ff148844xl.jpg[/img] Size: Women's L [img]http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/2805/ff207668xl.jpg[/img] Size: Women's XL [img]http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/4971/dsc0163o.jpg[/img] Size: Women's M [img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5879/dsc0167ql.jpg[/img] Size: Women's XL [img]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2986/dsc0168gg.jpg[/img] Size: Women's XL [img]http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/745/dsc0164v.jpg[/img] Size: Women's L [img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3247/dsc0169dhj.jpg[/img] SHORTS Sizes: Women's L (left) and M (right) [img]http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/5853/dsc0170h.jpg[/img] CAPRI PANTS Size: L [img]http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7232/toted.jpg[/img] Tote
January 30, 201114 yr Author comment_966636 [quote name='Cricket' timestamp='1296409839' post='966634'] Does your wife know you have a girlfriend...and that you post her picture on the internet? [/quote] Shhh! [img]http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/8917/readersswoonforamishrom.jpg[/img]
January 31, 201114 yr comment_966766 [quote name='AmishBengalFan' timestamp='1296406885' post='966625'] Ummm, "thanks" for all of the recommendations that I rape or punch my wife (??) [/quote] I don't know why, but this makes me laugh everytime I think about it...not the comments that you should, just your response.
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.