cinci1fan1 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 [quote name='GoBengals' timestamp='1296001027' post='965637'] rape her in a bathroom, then see how much she likes the steelers... [/quote] With all the fucked up shit happening man Did I needed this laugh so bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Montana Bengal| Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo74Dn7W_pA[/youtube] Guess she got tired of the Amish Paradise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah15 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Why dont u rape her go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 You're going to have to kill her, my friend. In other posts you remonstrated about her ability to make kick-ass fried chicken. I'd suggest you ask her to make a batch of it, sit down to eat it with her like nothing is wrong, then shove a chicken bone down her gullet and choke her out Mama Cass style. Its the only way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah15 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 [quote name='Bunghole' timestamp='1296012635' post='965696'] You're going to have to kill her, my friend. In other posts you remonstrated about her ability to make kick-ass fried chicken. I'd suggest you ask her to make a batch of it, sit down to eat it with her like nothing is wrong, then shove a chicken bone down her gullet and choke her out Mama Cass style. Its the only way. [/quote] LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricket Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 ...just back the horse and buggy over her...accidents happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vef9ZarAhlo/TLxSX7fCy6I/AAAAAAAAAtQ/3TIFi6QtKNk/s400/slap.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BpfydZdTE0[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|kennethmw| Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 [quote name='fredtoast' timestamp='1296007631' post='965681'] I heard she was still pretty good once you get in past the used part. [/quote] This whole thread has me busting a gut muscle!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 You should at least punch her in the mouth. If she complains, just tell her it's initiation. "You didn't expect to be the only stealers fan that still has all their teeth, did you?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted January 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Ummm, "thanks" for all of the recommendations that I rape or punch my wife (??) Staying above the fray, we have come to an agreement - she has returned all of the Bengal gear that I purchased for her over the years and I will likely distribute them to folks who would be more likely to wear them without being a walking billboard for hypocrisy (as she would be were SHE to wear them). I will take an inventory and post photos and sizes here later. But before any of you sickos get any crazy ideas, there are NO panties in the mix. [img]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7379/emmatheamishgirlpanties.jpg[/img] This is NOT my wife, these are NOT her panties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cricket Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 [quote name='AmishBengalFan' timestamp='1296406885' post='966625'] [img]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7379/emmatheamishgirlpanties.jpg[/img] This is NOT my wife, these are NOT her panties! [/quote] Does your wife know you have a girlfriend...and that you post her picture on the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted January 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 BTW - We're having fun with this. Mrs ABF isn't nearly the football fan I am, so there really aren't hard feelings. She "gets" the animosity that Bengal fans feel toward Pittsburgh, and she's rooting for them as much to "tweak" me as anything else. Sure, it's possible that she has some pathetically lonely 40-something Mennonite dude on the side from Pennsylvania Dutch country that has swayed her to the dark side that she isn't admitting to, but that's okay - me and ABF Jr. will still root for our pathetic sad sack team even though they seem to have little chance of ever amounting to much. Just like I wouldn't dump an ugly child of mine just because a prettier one came along, so too will I stick by my Bengals through thick and thin. She can bail, but she's not a fan so it doesn't matter. We, ABF Jr and I, we will stay true. Here's the first wave of gear: Note - I'm posting the sizes, but since women's clothing sizes are so inconsistent it seems hardly worth the effort. Suffice it to say that all of these fit the same woman: [img]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/3601/ff148844xl.jpg[/img] Size: Women's L [img]http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/2805/ff207668xl.jpg[/img] Size: Women's XL [img]http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/4971/dsc0163o.jpg[/img] Size: Women's M [img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5879/dsc0167ql.jpg[/img] Size: Women's XL [img]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2986/dsc0168gg.jpg[/img] Size: Women's XL [img]http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/745/dsc0164v.jpg[/img] Size: Women's L [img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3247/dsc0169dhj.jpg[/img] SHORTS Sizes: Women's L (left) and M (right) [img]http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/5853/dsc0170h.jpg[/img] CAPRI PANTS Size: L [img]http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7232/toted.jpg[/img] Tote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted January 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 [quote name='Cricket' timestamp='1296409839' post='966634'] Does your wife know you have a girlfriend...and that you post her picture on the internet? [/quote] Shhh! [img]http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/8917/readersswoonforamishrom.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Montana Bengal| Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 [quote name='AmishBengalFan' timestamp='1296406885' post='966625'] Ummm, "thanks" for all of the recommendations that I rape or punch my wife (??) [/quote] I don't know why, but this makes me laugh everytime I think about it...not the comments that you should, just your response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|BengalsFREAK| Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXzr5Ip4vP0[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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