AmishBengalFan Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 I want Miami to beat the Jets tomorrow, for a lot of reasons: #1 - It kills the Steelers. Yeah, get the hell out! Okay, if that's not enough reason, here are a few more: #2 = It lets us beat Baltimore without worrying about whether it helps Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh fans aren't from Pittsburgh, they're from Goodwill. #3 = It kills the Chargers - no whiny Philip Rivers in the post-season, even if they DO beat up on the resting Chiefs Rivers being a douche #4 = If we beat Baltimore, it kills them and gives the #6 seed to Miami #5 = If Baltimore beats us, it puts Baltimore's fate in the Chiefs hands. KC will be resting, so the Chargers and their asshole QB will do what they can to win. #6 = It probably gets Rex Ryan fired. Ryan has a potty mouth There's absolutely no downside as far as I can see to the Fish beating the Jests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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big_dish Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 My minor claim to fame- I made that steelers/goodwill ecard and posted it online and it spread. Not my finest moment in life, but... Ok, maybe it was my finest moment so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.A.B. Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 Dude the Steelers aren't making shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hint of Snow Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 Dude the Steelers aren't making shit There is a joke in there I just know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 There is a joke in there I just know it No matter how hard they push, Ben just won't.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mongo Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 I want Miami in the playoffs. I want another shot at them, I want it to be in our house, and I want it to be cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwing Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 I want Miami to beat the Jets tomorrow, for a lot of reasons: #1 - It kills the Steelers. Yeah, get the hell out! Okay, if that's not enough reason, here are a few more: #2 = It lets us beat Baltimore without worrying about whether it helps Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh fans aren't from Pittsburgh, they're from Goodwill. #3 = It kills the Chargers - no whiny Philip Rivers in the post-season, even if they DO beat up on the resting Chiefs Rivers being a douche #4 = If we beat Baltimore, it kills them and gives the #6 seed to Miami #5 = If Baltimore beats us, it puts Baltimore's fate in the Chiefs hands. KC will be resting, so the Chargers and their asshole QB will do what they can to win. #6 = It probably gets Rex Ryan fired. Ryan has a potty mouth There's absolutely no downside as far as I can see to the Fish beating the Jests. .... And possibly sends Zimmer to the NY Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mongo Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 .... And possibly sends Zimmer to the NY Jets. I can't believe the Jets would fire a brash defensive coordinator and hire another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alleycat Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 My minor claim to fame- I made that steelers/goodwill ecard and posted it online and it spread. Not my finest moment in life, but... Ok, maybe it was my finest moment so far. Props. I have to admit, it made me laugh upon reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newprodigy101 Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 I completely agree with wanting miami. The only draw back to playing them in the first round would be the lack of a test for us. But it would be an easy playoff win so there is that. Just so it's not the stealers I don't really care who we get, but if it is the stealers it would be fun eliminating them so there is also that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeds Orange Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 Well, the Dolphins suck. I'd be pissed if I were a fan of that team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 I really hope the bills win cause I don't nothing to do with e steelers or the chargers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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