PatternMaster Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 https://www.cincyjungle.com/2018/7/18/17582586/the-bengals-rivalries-you-didnt-know-about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 1 hour ago, PatternMaster said: https://www.cincyjungle.com/2018/7/18/17582586/the-bengals-rivalries-you-didnt-know-about Marvin Lewis vs halftime adjustments Marvin Lewis once said this of halftime adjustments: “That’s more journalism jargon than truth.” In other words, Marvin doesn’t believe halftime adjustments exist. It’s technically still a rivalry though, since a rivalry is just two entities competing for the same goal. It is unusual, though, since a rivalry usually involves mutual hate and Marvin can’t hate what he thinks isn’t there. But here’s the bad news: Halftime adjustments are a real thing, and they have been dominating. Everyone else seems to believe in adjustments. The Bengals blew a 21-7 halftime vs the Packersin Week 3 and a 17-3 halftime lead vs the Steelers in Week 13. It’s not quite as bad as the Falcons blowing a 25-point lead in the Super Bowl, but if Marvin doesn’t believe halftime adjustments, he won’t have to worry about protecting leads in Super Bowls. In 2017, the Bengals scored 20 touchdowns in the first half of their games, compared to the 11 they scored in the second half. The average yards per rush went from 4.3 before halftime to 2.8 after. First downs might be the most important goal of an offense after halftime, since it either helps you keep possession if you are ahead or it moves you down the field to score if you are trailing. The Bengals converted 42 fewer first downs in the second half, which can really add up in a close game. It’s not like we’re asking Marvin Lewis to believe in the Tooth Fairy or in the promises of politicians, we’re just asking for him to be reasonable. Why doesn’t he believe in something based in fact and science, something that we have enough evidence to prove, like Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, or the fake Moon landings. Whether or not Marvin believes in halftime adjustments, they believe in him and are absolutely demolishing him. Let’s hope he comes around so that he might have a chance in this rivalry. Jesus, I didn't know it was that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluhartz Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatternMaster Posted July 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 This is possibly the best Bengals article written by a fan ever.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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UncleEarl Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 Quality satire. That was satire, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleEarl Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 Quality satire. That was satire, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Well, there's always at least a nugget of truth in satire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thezerawkid Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Bunghole said: Well, there's always at least a nugget of truth in satire. The shit nugget stuck to Marvin Lewis’ under carriage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 I think the biggest Bengal Rivalry is Gold Star or Skyline. For me, its Ray's Chili Parlor in Norwood when I was growing up. It was closed several time for the board of health for ptomaine poisoning. I remember because that's where I learned how to spell ptomaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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