ThurmanMunster Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Brew Crew Grrl' post='536455' date='Aug 29 2007, 03:19 PM']Paris Hilton is the reason all those teenage girls dress like they do. Trying to emulate her. My mom or dad woulda slapped the shit outta me for wearing shit girls today do. Either that or locked me in a closet until I turned 21 Now if I could just figure out a way to get my head on her body [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//39.gif[/img][/quote] we have similar thoughts. i was trying to figure out a way to get my head in her body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Brew Crew Grrl' post='536455' date='Aug 29 2007, 03:19 PM'][color="#FF0000"]Paris Hilton is the reason all those teenage girls dress like they do. [/color] Trying to emulate her. My mom or dad woulda slapped the shit outta me for wearing shit girls today do. Either that or locked me in a closet until I turned 21 Now if I could just figure out a way to get my head on her body [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//39.gif[/img][/quote] As was madonna in the 80s. Every generation has one of these types that girls emulate. Not sure if we will ever break that cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted August 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Bunghole' post='536339' date='Aug 29 2007, 12:59 PM']Yes, but can she spell? Opposites attract, you know.... [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Bunghole' post='536339' date='Aug 29 2007, 12:59 PM']Yes, but can she spell? Opposites attract, you know.... [/quote] [quote name='ONYX' post='536468' date='Aug 29 2007, 03:27 PM'][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brew Crew Grrl Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Hoked on Fonix werked four meee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Brew Crew Grrl' post='536511' date='Aug 29 2007, 03:57 PM']Hoked on Fonix werked four meee [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted August 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Brew Crew Grrl' post='536455' date='Aug 29 2007, 03:19 PM']Paris Hilton is the reason all those teenage girls dress like they do. Trying to emulate her. My mom or dad woulda slapped the shit outta me for wearing shit girls today do. Either that or locked me in a closet until I turned 21 [b]Now if I could just figure out a way to get my head on her body[/b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//39.gif[/img][/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b] You are lovely just the way you are.[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted August 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Brew Crew Grrl' post='536511' date='Aug 29 2007, 03:57 PM']Hoked on Fonix werked four meee [/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b]Broo Croo Gurl, dat waz meen. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//33.gif[/img] [/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='ONYX' post='536520' date='Aug 29 2007, 03:59 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]Broo Croo Gurl, dat waz meen. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//33.gif[/img] [/b][/color][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brew Crew Grrl Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='536520' date='Aug 29 2007, 03:59 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]Broo Croo Gurl, dat waz meen. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/33.gif[/img] [/b][/color][/quote] Jamie likes it when I don't play nice [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/3.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Brew Crew Grrl' post='536528' date='Aug 29 2007, 04:03 PM']Jamie likes it when I don't play nice [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|BlackJesus| Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [font="Arial Narrow"][size=3][b]Any guy that says that the female body is not at it's best between age 16-20 is lying. [/b][/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Brew Crew Grrl' post='536528' date='Aug 29 2007, 02:03 PM']Jamie likes it when I don't play nice [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/3.gif[/img][/quote] He also likes it when you call him James. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brew Crew Grrl Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Bunghole' post='536615' date='Aug 29 2007, 05:08 PM']He also likes it when you call him James.[/quote] For some reason I think your lying to me.... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/23.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Brew Crew Grrl' post='536623' date='Aug 29 2007, 03:24 PM']For some reason I think your lying to me.... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/23.gif[/img][/quote] I don't lie to women that I'm not in a relationship with and/or married to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brew Crew Grrl Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Bunghole' post='536625' date='Aug 29 2007, 05:30 PM']I don't lie to women that I'm not in a relationship with and/or married to...[/quote] They're not called lies. They're called slight embellishments like... No honey, I wasn't at the bar tonight. I had to work late. *pops mint in mouth* or Oh yes dear, we had a great time at the batchelor party and I promise you it was stripper free. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Brew Crew Grrl' post='536627' date='Aug 29 2007, 03:39 PM']They're not called lies. They're called slight embellishments like... No honey, I wasn't at the bar tonight. I had to work late. *pops mint in mouth*[/quote] I get that one from the wife a lot... "Honey, where were you? It's 4am!" "The wedding reception at work ran late!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted August 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='BlackJesus' post='536612' date='Aug 29 2007, 05:04 PM'][font="Arial Narrow"][size=3][b]Any guy that says that the female body is not at it's best between age 16-20 is lying. [/b][/size][/font][/quote] [center][img]http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/feb04/gram_rkelly_020904_big.jpg[/img] [color="#0000FF"][b]"Word."[/b][/color][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brew Crew Grrl Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Bunghole' post='536631' date='Aug 29 2007, 05:42 PM']I get that one from the wife a lot... "Honey, where were you? It's 4am!" "The wedding reception at work ran late!" [/quote] My sig line is always, " But sweetie, I'm just stopping by the bar with the girls from work for a drink or two." Three hours later..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted August 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [color="#FF0000"][b]This thread has been hi-jacked. Where are the pics of 15 and 16 year old girls in bikinis?[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 BCG dont listen to bung, I think he's been drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Brew Crew Grrl' post='536627' date='Aug 29 2007, 09:39 PM']They're not called lies. They're called slight embellishments like... No honey, I wasn't at the bar tonight. I had to work late. *pops mint in mouth* or Oh yes dear, we had a great time at the batchelor party and I promise you it was stripper free. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img] [/quote] I found straight forth truths to be the best disguise Wife: Where the hell were you all night? Me: Where do you think? First I picked up this cute chick at Mugbees and went by Tims house and used his bedroom but then was so drunk that I passed out and woke up this morning, drove the girl home and here I am Wife: LOL, right Thats how I would do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='536671' date='Aug 29 2007, 04:55 PM']BCG [s]dont[/s] listen to bung, I think he's [s]been[/s] ALWAYS drinking.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote]BCG dont listen to bung, I [s]think[/s] KNOW he's ALWAYS drinking.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Ernest Hemingway was always drinking....see how he turned out....fuckers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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