|Bunghole| Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 [quote name='WhoDeyThink' post='699924' date='Sep 12 2008, 09:20 AM']Less than 2 months, and I'm grounded for 18 years.[/quote] Party like it's 1999 now dude...it's almost over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDeyThink Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 We are now one week from our due date. Any time now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 [quote name='WhoDeyThink' post='719813' date='Oct 31 2008, 08:20 AM']We are now one week from our due date. Any time now!![/quote] here's to a healthy baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoBengal Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Sleep up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Actium Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals_12th_Man Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Sorry I missed this thread. Congratulations to you my man. I hope it's everything you've ever dreamed of, the good ones that is. I plan on working on this as well with my girlfriend so let me know what to expect, would ya???? Congrats again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 This is going to sound kinda gross, but watching that baby emerge from that place where you put your pee-pee and your mouth (if you're a REAL man!) is equal parts miracle and horror. My oldest son, they caught the afterbirth in a bucket, and...kinda left it behind this curtain in our birthing suite and forgot about it until I asked them to kindly donate it to the Fight Club Soap salesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Tory Go! Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 [quote name='Bunghole' post='719962' date='Oct 31 2008, 07:21 PM']This is going to sound kinda gross, but watching that baby emerge from that place where you put your pee-pee and your mouth (if you're a REAL man!) is equal parts miracle and horror. My oldest son, they caught the afterbirth in a bucket, and...kinda left it behind this curtain in our birthing suite and forgot about it until I asked them to kindly donate it to the Fight Club Soap salesman.[/quote] In "The Office" last week, after it was revealed Jan was going to do a water birth... Jan: "Oh yeah, the afterbirth floats." Creed: "Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 [quote name='WhoDeyThink' post='666234' date='May 16 2008, 11:59 PM']So my wife and I decided its time to start trying to procreate in January. It took 1 try...(I never dreamed it would happen so fast) we are now just over 3 months pregnant (with our 1st). Nov.8th is the due date. I know alot of you have childeren (and alot of you dont). My wife and I are early 30's age. Any advice for 1st time parents? Times are a changin[/quote] November 8th? That's my birthday. They'll be a hellion, just so you know.... Here's to everyone coming out of it safe and healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDeyThink Posted November 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 [quote name='Bunghole' post='719962' date='Oct 31 2008, 08:21 PM']This is going to sound kinda gross, but watching that baby emerge from that place where you put your pee-pee and your mouth (if you're a REAL man!) is equal parts miracle and horror. My oldest son, they caught the afterbirth in a bucket, and...kinda left it behind this curtain in our birthing suite and forgot about it until I asked them to kindly donate it to the Fight Club Soap salesman.[/quote] Wait will I be a real man watching it or putting my mouth down there....because I dont think I'll be watching. I'll stay on the clean side of the sheet . At least thats the plan so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 [quote name='WhoDeyThink' post='720006' date='Nov 1 2008, 12:17 AM']Wait will I be a real man watching it or putting my mouth down there....because I dont think I'll be watching. I'll stay on the clean side of the sheet . At least thats the plan so far.[/quote] No no, I meant the "real man" comment as a joke that "real men" like to eat a girl out. You can do as you please of course, but I watched both my sons being born...it's like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoBengal Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 [quote name='Bunghole' post='720022' date='Nov 1 2008, 05:27 AM']No no, I meant the "real man" comment as a joke that "real men" like to eat a girl out. You can do as you please of course, but I watched both my sons being born...it's like [/quote] Bung, your a puss! My mouth was used as a drip pan for the afterbirth and whatever other bits of goodness came out after the kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Actium Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 [quote name='ChicagoBengal' post='720025' date='Nov 1 2008, 07:01 AM']Bung, your a puss! My mouth was used as a drip pan for the afterbirth and whatever other bits of goodness came out after the kid.[/quote] :rofl: Sounds delicious...and be sure to try the Placenta Lasagna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsOwn Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 [quote name='ChicagoBengal' post='720025' date='Nov 1 2008, 08:01 AM']Bung, your a puss! My mouth was used as a drip pan for the afterbirth and whatever other bits of goodness came out after the kid.[/quote] I just lol'd at work. Sick. Best of luck man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinci1fan1 Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Congrats man and here to wishing a healthy baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDeyThink Posted November 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 [quote name='Actium' post='720071' date='Nov 1 2008, 11:39 AM']:rofl: Sounds delicious...and be sure to try the Placenta Lasagna.[/quote] :nasty: Due Friday....any time now. :anticipate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDeyThink Posted November 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 [quote name='ChicagoBengal' post='720025' date='Nov 1 2008, 08:01 AM']Bung, your a puss! My mouth was used as a drip pan for the afterbirth and whatever other bits of goodness came out after the kid.[/quote] Thats called birth wine. I've also heard plecenta jerky is the way to go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 [quote name='WhoDeyThink' post='721740' date='Nov 6 2008, 09:43 AM']Thats called [b]birth wine[/b]. I've also heard plecenta jerky is the way to go![/quote] :nasty: :nasty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Actium Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 [quote name='WhoDeyThink' post='721740' date='Nov 5 2008, 06:43 PM']Thats called birth wine. I've also heard plecenta jerky is the way to go![/quote] It's awesome that it has a name for something people drink for fun. Now I'm curious. Folks probably actually imbibe that. And I thought I was weird for wanting to suckle a lactating nipple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoBengal Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 [quote name='WhoDeyThink' post='721740' date='Nov 5 2008, 05:43 PM']Thats called birth wine. I've also heard plecenta jerky is the way to go![/quote] Birth Wine! Priceless. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice birth wine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Placenta+blender=fish-flavored/scented protein shake OK, now let's stop ruining WhoDeyThink's baby thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDeyThink Posted November 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Well, our due date of 11/7 has nearly passed. I think she wants to be late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 [quote name='WhoDeyThink' post='722427' date='Nov 7 2008, 10:25 PM']Well, our due date of 11/7 has nearly passed. I think she wants to be late.[/quote] I don't blame her... it's warm, quiet, and dark in there. Don't worry... next thing you know, you'll be holding a baby and changing diapers and wondering where the time went... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoBengal Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 [quote name='WhoDeyThink' post='722427' date='Nov 7 2008, 09:25 PM']Well, our due date of 11/7 has nearly passed. I think she wants to be late.[/quote] Not a worry my friend. I think most first kids are a little late. You'll be a pop before too long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDeyThink Posted November 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 2 days late. Damn looks like I'll be going to work on Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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