TheBeaverHunter Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [img]http://twobluecrabs.com/images/3e83d327df4a79761d71391f0051c2c6.jpg[/img] [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh0b92xeCP1qbnovvo1_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Beer_Explained.jpg[/img] [img]http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/stevenseagal.gif[/img] [img]http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/6651/tumblrl1kz5x7rxo1qax56u.jpg[/img] [img]http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/6898/eatthedogjesus.jpg[/img] [img]http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/13063/original/1245888818849.jpg?1251592171[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Finklestein Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Lol, I have had that quote from Norm in my sig for a long time. It's my favorite quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals1181 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnQjwRP-Kf4&feature=fvwk[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw&feature=related[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals1181 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6_awUgbUJs&feature=related[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeaverHunter Posted February 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Mitch Hedberg - His Bday was yesterday. [quote]I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck. I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work. I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. I like vending machines 'cause snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store, oftentimes, I will drop it... so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait" An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there." What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. I saw a lady on T.V. She was born without arms. Literally, she was born with her hands attached to her shoulders... and that was sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't.'" And that to me was kinda worse... in a way... ya know? Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions. It's very simple, Lola, you just take two words, you put them together, then you take out the middle letter, you put a comma in there and you raise it up! Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved. I angered the clerk in a clothing shop today. She asked me what size I was and I said actual, because I am not to scale. I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,"Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Finklestein Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 One of my favorite Mitch Hedberg quotes: [quote]The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeaverHunter Posted March 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Awkward Family time... [img]http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/063/718/original/vengeancedad2.jpg?1280844029[/img] [img]http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/095/471/original/VENGEANCE%20DAD.PNG?1296157449[/img] [img]http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/093/490/original/3VICSFINAL.jpg?1295129130[/img] [img]http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/045/973/original/437px-Clarinet_boy_monster.jpg?1270781949[/img] [img]http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/Karate-Kyle-gets-picked-last.jpg[/img] [img]http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/fij.jpg[/img] [img]http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/103/414/original/1298684503914.jpg?1299208368[/img] [img]http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/094/684/original/PTSD-Clarinet-Boy%20in%20G%20minor.jpg?1295741254[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 that is too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 RIP Mitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sois Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Those pictures at the end are awesome, who though those were cool. I'm gonna head down to wal mart and see if they still have these effects in the portrait studio. I need this in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals1181 Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xkzLttDQR8[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeaverHunter Posted April 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 This is older, but I just found it again and it makes me laugh...you have to remember who Kevin Everett is...[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Everett"]Kevin Everett[/url] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6uYJrIqaw[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 [quote name='TheBeaverHunter' timestamp='1303491871' post='985276'] This is older, but I just found it again and it makes me laugh...you have to remember who Kevin Everett is...[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Everett"]Kevin Everett[/url] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6uYJrIqaw[/media] [/quote] LMFAO... one of those things you know you shouldn't laugh at, but do anyway, even the 3rd or 4th time you watch it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjX9trDwp_o&feature=player_embedded[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigris Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 King Curtis... the bacon song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals1181 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 this weirdo really liked the end of Smallville. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z07MMlFqGvQ&feature=player_embedded#at=329[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeaverHunter Posted June 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 This made me laugh. [img]http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm2y9baR081qbjzryo1_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/8426/yiwgq.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeaverHunter Posted June 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 [img]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrofv5ORr1qfg75to1_500.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals1181 Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EiD6zdgKFlc#at=22[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeaverHunter Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 [img]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/264782_177280272335923_100001618535953_492468_2523841_n.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIc1GqXvM2A&feature=related[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeaverHunter Posted August 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 [img]http://i54.tinypic.com/15zsi1u.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 [img]http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301162_727621533960_50905582_36448329_8303443_n.jpg[/img] [img]http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/229691_723476964710_50905582_36385736_2718807_n.jpg[/img] [img]http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283438_723477054530_50905582_36385738_6547127_n.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals1181 Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kayFrIR-Qfw&feature=player_embedded"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kayFrIR-Qfw&feature=player_embedded[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 [quote name='TheBeaverHunter' timestamp='1307105150' post='995830'] [img]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrofv5ORr1qfg75to1_500.jpg[/img] [/quote] HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 [img]http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/10/five-guys-one-cup.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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