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Fuck Hype.

After last season's "Game Day Experience" and all of the Super Bowl shit it has

overshadowed what goes on on the field, a professional football game.

Now the 49ers fans are blaming the Super Bowl loss on Climate Change and Donald Trump like everything else.

I digress.

 

Hype Speculation... Bengals and Chiefs open the 2024 Season.

Yes, please.  Humiliate the Chiefs and Taylor Swift changes sides

of the field at the end of the first quarter and goes in the the Brown/Blackburn box

wearing a 67 Volson jersey.

Just hope Joe is ready for season opener vs the Chefs and the refs.

 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, High School Harry said:

Fuck Hype.

 

... We all have our own kinks

 

One of mine just happens to be Bengals hype videos. 😉

 

 

4 hours ago, High School Harry said:

hope Joe is ready for season opener vs the Chefs and the refs.

 

... I was thinking about this myself and hope we do open up against the Chiefs Thursday night week 1 at Burrowhead Stadium. 😎

 

It would be epic to ruin their SB banner reveal and make Shiesty 4-1 against Mahomes all time. 

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7 hours ago, High School Harry said:

After last season's "Game Day Experience" and all of the Super Bowl shit it has

overshadowed what goes on on the field, a professional football game.

We are doomed going forward to constant noise/lights/lasers, along with both of our favorites

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Le Tigre said:

We are doomed going forward to constant noise/lights/lasers, along with both of our favorites

 

 

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I like the Baby Cam:ninja: and wonder what happened to the Growl drum team.

Actually, seriously, I want a dixieland band in straw hats in the corner of the end zone

and college marching bands at half time.  Now THAT was entertainment.

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3 hours ago, High School Harry said:

I like the Baby Cam:ninja: and wonder what happened to the Growl drum team.

Actually, seriously, I want a dixieland band in straw hats in the corner of the end zone

and college marching bands at half time.  Now THAT was entertainment.

Heck I will take Frisbee Dogs and a return to the Pong-era scoreboard with the clapping hands (always out of sync) 

 

Just puh-leese enough with the brain-bleeding noise! 

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7 hours ago, Montana Bengal said:

I thought it was big fat D lineman...

 

Oh I have a fetish for the fatties too. 😍 It's just harder to find videos of them doing 'Dancing Bear' cartwheels with dramatic music.

 

But as @Jamie_B said, they can be at any position, though usually NT or G/T.

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15 hours ago, Le Tigre said:

So is the towel-waving nut job a real person, or just an anagram? 

He's real and his name is Mark. He likes to yell at the refs a lot too. He's really a pretty good guy and gets a little more than the 15 minutes of fame that we're all supposed to get. One of the Cincy TV stations did a little feature on him not too long ago. I'll see if I can find it and post it? 

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6 hours ago, High School Harry said:

I always wonder if he gets paid residuals every time they show it.

No :ninja: and probably not.

He doesn't get anything, not even a discount on his season tickets :gobengals:

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7 minutes ago, MOC said:

He's real and his name is Mark. He likes to yell at the refs a lot too. He's really a pretty good guy and gets a little more than the 15 minutes of fame that we're all supposed to get. One of the Cincy TV stations did a little feature on him not too long ago. I'll see if I can find it and post it? 

https://www.wlwt.com/article/mark-walters-cincinnati-bengals-fan-third-down-guy/45725950#:~:text=opponents to punt.-,One of those loud leaders has become a scoreboard sensation,kids look up to me.

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15 minutes ago, BlackJesus said:

This is Shiesty's declaration of war ... I'm sure he sees the blatant disrespect and nonsense people have been spewing.

 

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... The league is fucked when he returns 100%

 

 

He's about to reign down hellfire on all the haters. It's going to be glorious. 

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