Farbeyonddriven Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 The Last Exorcism, and Lady In the Water both equally suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 [quote name='Farbeyonddriven' timestamp='1284335930' post='918079'] The Last Exorcism, and Lady In the Water both equally suck. [/quote] Suckky Fuckky Seoul Brother Massage Parlor starring Hines Ward's mother was only saved by the happy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scharm Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 JAWs 3 in 3d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 I was going to nominate Highlander II: The Quickening, but IIRC it was so terrible that even Highlander fans deny it exists. In lieu of that, I present the sheer awfulness that is Batman And Robin, with their resplendant nipples and enhanced codpieces: [img]http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2010/02/batmanrobin-660x344.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaGs_McNasty Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 I would think tard-fests like Dude, Where's My Car or Freddy Got Fingered would be lock-ins for worst fucking movies ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Actually, I had presumed the D,WMC? would have been terrible, but I ended up watching it once and to be honest, I thought it had moments of brilliance. Much like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, it looked terrible on the outside but was actually a pretty decent movie (at times). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enon Bengal Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 I liked Never Ending Story and Van Helsing. I have to admit, everytime I watch VH, I can't help but feel like they could have done a lot more with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatScratchFever Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 [quote name='Enon Bengal' timestamp='1284482823' post='918782'] I liked Never Ending Story and Van Helsing. I have to admit, everytime I watch VH, I can't help but feel like they could have done a lot more with it. [/quote] Like not make Dracula a less menacing vampire than Count Chocula? Like use CGI that didn't make it look like a made-for-tv movie? Like hire people that could act their way out of a paper bag? Like use script writers that maybe actually read the literary source for the Van Helsing character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BENGALS666 Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 Universal sold out their entire glorious classic monster history with that piece of shit Van Helsing. Shame on them and shame on Stephen Sommers. Someone deserves to be kicked in the balls over that one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValleyBengal Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 Any of the twilight movies. Most sappy, melodramatic, hypersensitive, teeny and girly movie series ever. I wish I looked good with my shirt off or had superwhite skin, because those seem to be the only qualifiers to become rich as a male actor in this movie series. My GF has control of the movies one day per week, so I was forced to suffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eva4ben-gal Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 The BEST worst movie ever has got to be Forbidden Zone. It is a movie from the 80's that was designed to be the ultimate cult film by the comedy/completely wacked out music troup The Knights of the Oingo Boingo which is where Danny Elfman got his start. He plays Satan in this movie which features Herve Villechaize (Tattoo - the plane! the plane!) as the king of the Forbidden Zone. The entire thing is in black and white and nothing really makes sense but there are some pretty funny scenes and if you get a little stoned before watching you'll probably actually like the movie. Otherwise you'll just be like "What the FUCK?" This movie is such a cult film that if you order a copy from the website it gets mailed to you by the director. He'll sign it for an extra 10 bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 The virginity hit. First movie I've ever walked out on. Don't waste your money. Looked like it might be funny. It's not. It fucking blew.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|ArmyBengal| Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 got to add this gem. Starring Pia Zadorra and cameo song by Jermain Jackson [url="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096402/"]Voyage of the Rock Aliens[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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