AmishBengalFan Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Linky: https://brobible.com/sports/article/chad-johnson-ihop-alone-pro-bowl/ Chad Johnson Had An Incredibly Sad Breakfast At IHOP After Multiple Pro Bowlers Turn Down His Invite Most people seem to agree “For sale: baby shoes, never worn”—the six-word tale frequently attributed to Ernest Hemingway—is about as sad as a story that consists of so few words can get. However, I’d argue there’s an even shorter one that’s almost as tragic: “Table for one.” There’s nothing inherently wrong with eating alone, but based on the outpouring of sympathy you can expect whenever a picture of an awkward middle schooler or an elderly person sitting by themself at a table gains traction online, that particular fate is widely viewed as one of the worst things a person can endure. By most accounts, Chad Johnson seems like a pretty popular and likable guy, and you have to imagine there aren’t a lot of people who would turn down the chance to grab a meal with him. However, he was apparently unable to find takers to join him for breakfast during a recent trip to Las Vegas, which resulted in Ochocinco being forced to dine at IHOP all by himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Dude, I'm a nobody but I'd be happy to order a Grand Slam and hang with you at IHOP. Hell, that would be an upgrade for me... I live in a town that barely qualifies for an MHOP.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor75 Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 I love eating alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claptonrocks Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, tibor75 said: I love eating alone. Your probably used to it...😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 17 hours ago, claptonrocks said: Your probably used to it...😎 At least he's with all his friends. (maybe) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 17 hours ago, tibor75 said: I love eating alone. as if it were by choice. man triple zinged, 3 comments in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 15 minutes ago, GoBengals said: as if it were by choice. man triple zinged, 3 comments in a row. Probably not the only thing he does alone. That's 4 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esjbh2 Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Dibs on 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricket Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Chad, I would be happy to dine with you at IHOP. I’ll even pick up the tab…but you’ll need to take care of the tip. 😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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