Catfish Bob Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Browning showing why QB is the new RB position. Teams no longer need high paid qbs to win games and championships. If I'm managing the Bengals I trade Burrow to any suckers willing to take him. Mainly because he dresses like a super creep. Is he a pimp who employs hoes? Is he the villain from the Rodgers rabbit movie? Does he have a mirror? Is he inspired by cam Newton or something? I'd get rid of him just for dressing like a giant POS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Having some Bloody Mary's this morning? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CincyInDC Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Bob Posted December 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, CincyInDC said: Lollololol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 47 minutes ago, Catfish Bob said: Browning showing why QB is the new RB position. Teams no longer need high paid qbs to win games and championships. If I'm managing the Bengals I trade Burrow to any suckers willing to take him. Mainly because he dresses like a super creep. Is he a pimp who employs hoes? Is he the villain from the Rodgers rabbit movie? Does he have a mirror? Is he inspired by cam Newton or something? I'd get rid of him just for dressing like a giant POS. Uh ohhhhh.... you're gonna get it.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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|High School Harry| Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Ummmm... no. Hard no. But I would trade Browning for maybe a 3rd if we can get it. And... stop me if you've heard this before... just it to trade up in the first for an elite O lineman or even Bowers if we are in a position to do so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Let's see if this is a more than one thing first. If so I'd trade him and out low 1st ro7nd pick to move into the top 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatternMaster Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 47 minutes ago, Catfish Bob said: Browning showing why QB is the new RB position. Teams no longer need high paid qbs to win games and championships. If I'm managing the Bengals I trade Burrow to any suckers willing to take him. Mainly because he dresses like a super creep. Is he a pimp who employs hoes? Is he the villain from the Rodgers rabbit movie? Does he have a mirror? Is he inspired by cam Newton or something? I'd get rid of him just for dressing like a giant POS. Put down the meth Bob...smoking skante is bad for you... Just say you're jealous of Joe Burrow without the insults. How should Burrow dress, like Mr. Rogers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Bob Posted December 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 47 minutes ago, Cat said: Having some Bloody Mary's this morning? Yeah I'm on vacation this week. The way JB 1.0 dresses is embarrassing af. Get him out of here. I don't care if he's as good as Montana. Fucking clown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Bob Posted December 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Let's roll with JB 2.0. He looks like he could handle some power tools. JB 1.0 probably couldn't fire up a push mower. Brock Purty out here operating a John Deere harvesting corn. JB 1.0 look like he trying out for the new Beetle Juice movie. Looking like he's gon be trying to sell hookers at the Kentucky derby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Bob Posted December 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 19 minutes ago, PatternMaster said: Put down the meth Bob...smoking skante is bad for you... Just say you're jealous of Joe Burrow without the insults. How should Burrow dress, like Mr. Rogers? like a fucking man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Always suspected you of being a parody account… 😂 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esjbh2 Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Why not trade both JB1.0 and JB2.0 and roll with A.J. "way better than all of them" McSkeeter? I mean he's not good at coin flips, but he's got a really hot <redacted> Normally I'd add something about Katherine Webb, but that seems to offend some folks lately. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Bob Posted December 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, esjbh2 said: Why not trade both JB1.0 and JB2.0 and roll with A.J. "way better than all of them" McSkeeter? I mean he's not good at coin flips, but he's got a really hot <redacted> Normally I'd add something about Katherine Webb, but that seems to offend some folks lately. We waited to GD long. What is scooter 50 years old now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatternMaster Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 30 minutes ago, Catfish Bob said: like a fucking man. So you are on vacation, smoking meth and drinking Bud Lite, and decide that you needed to come on this message board to complain that you don't like Burrow's outfits...lol Sounds reasonable.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esjbh2 Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 14 minutes ago, Catfish Bob said: We waited to GD long. What is scooter 50 years old now? Oh, good point...how old is Jake Dolegala then?...he could be an even better option and wears mostly Carhartt stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Bob Posted December 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 27 minutes ago, PatternMaster said: So you are on vacation, smoking meth and drinking Bud Lite, and decide that you needed to come on this message board to complain that you don't like Burrow's outfits...lol Sounds reasonable.. The Facebook algorithm knows i used to get a real hard on for the bengals. So without me even asking its always showing me JB 1.0 content. Like dude walking off the bus or plane looking like Beetle Juice. Get him the f outta here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatternMaster Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, Catfish Bob said: The Facebook algorithm knows i used to get a real hard on for the bengals. So without me even asking its always showing me JB 1.0 content. Like dude walking off the bus or plane looking like Beetle Juice. Get him the f outta here maybe it's a cyborg and not the real JB...the real JB wears flannel like a real man, this fake humanoid parading around as JB is the fancy dresser that gets your britches all bunched up... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 16 minutes ago, PatternMaster said: maybe it's a cyborg and not the real JB...the real JB wears flannel like a real man, this fake humanoid parading around as JB is the fancy dresser that gets your britches all bunched up... JB 1.0 is a Clone Think about it JB = Joe Burrow JB = Joe Biden And we know Job Biden is a clone .... or at least that's what Q told me 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Bob Posted December 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 17 minutes ago, PatternMaster said: maybe it's a cyborg and not the real JB...the real JB wears flannel like a real man, this fake humanoid parading around as JB is the fancy dresser that gets your britches all bunched up... Now you're onto something. The AR injury was fake af. JB 1.0 was fake injury. Trevor's injury was super fake as well. Totally over acted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Bob Posted December 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Remember the NFL commercial for the 2023 season with Jamar? They hand him the "script." He opens it, takes a look and is like "holy S." They tell us without outright telling us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Bob Posted December 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 15 minutes ago, Jamie_B said: JB 1.0 is a Clone Think about it JB = Joe Burrow JB = Joe Biden And we know Job Biden is a clone .... or at least that's what Q told me Aw man don't be fooling with them Q tards. Worst of the worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Jersey Bengal Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Browning had one good game let's hope he keeps it up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 it’s Five O’Clock somewhere… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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