VonBlade Posted June 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 [quote name='BengalBacker' post='782502' date='Jun 26 2009, 07:21 PM']When Farrah got to heaven God asked her if she had one wish, what would it be. She said for all the children to be safe, so he killed Michael Jackson.[/quote] Fuck dude that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 [quote name='BengalBacker' post='782502' date='Jun 26 2009, 03:21 PM']When Farrah got to heaven God asked her if she had one wish, what would it be. She said for all the children to be safe, so he killed Michael Jackson. Too soon? [/quote] man thats so wrong lol your basicly saying MJ, we loved you and all but now Beat it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Tory Go! Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 [quote name='BengalBacker' post='782400' date='Jun 26 2009, 03:45 AM']I don't know. This won't be one of those "days that I remember" for me. He just got too weird, even if you're one of the few who doesn't think he probably molested children. Take all of those allegations away as if they'd never happened. [b]He still turned himself into a white woman !!![/b] Fucker was insane.[/quote] Just remember that when you look at that thing he called his face, that he did that for you somehow, he thought you might like him better. Let Chappelle explain: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starkesn Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 I heard they've decided that he will not be buried or cremated. Instead he will be ground up and turned into plastic bags so he can continue to be white, plastic, and dangerous for little kids to play with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 This needs to be posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 some can say that elvis was bigger, i don't see it. i don't see elvis getting about a thousand phillipenos in prison doing the Hound Dog dance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 [quote name='BengalBacker' post='782502' date='Jun 27 2009, 03:21 AM']When Farrah got to heaven God asked her if she had one wish, what would it be. She said for all the children to be safe, so he killed Michael Jackson.[/quote] :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 [quote name='Rumble In the Jungle' post='782546' date='Jun 27 2009, 09:25 AM']some can say that elvis was bigger, i don't see it. i don't see elvis getting about a thousand phillipenos in prison doing the Hound Dog dance![/quote] Well, Mike, you're a little younger than the Elvis generation so you may not see it. For me, Michael isn't as big as Elvis was. I'll admit that Mike is probably on the same level as Elvis as far as having fans around the world, but let me throw something out there for you that you may not have known, Elvis never once in his life did a concert outside of the United States of America and he still had people around the world in tears when he died, just like Michael has them doing today. Considering that Mike toured all over the world multiple times I'm going to give the edge to Elvis. Another little thing to think about, here in Japan Michael is the head of all the news shows but other than that it's regular programming. There was one special on last night for about an hour. I asked my Japanese friends, when Elvis died just about every channel was Elvis the entire time. I think considering that Elvis never left America he had a much larger impact on the world than Michael Jackson. MULLY Oh, and your 1000 Filipino prisoner's doing Thriller? When they get more than 10,000 Michael Jackson impersonators in Vegas all at one time then I'll give him more credit. There's only one King. Dude, this is just pure bad assness all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STRAYCAT Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Elvis never changed his look with surgery. If he had not got hooked on drugs and gained weight he would still kick ass today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 One other thing, Rumble, that I didn't get to say before we lost contact on Facebook, you said that no one talks about Elvis anymore, Graceland still gets more than 600,000 visitors a year, 32 years after his death. It's the second most visited residence in the United States next to the White House. Just a few years back the Elvis image etc... was sold for more than $100,000,000 dollars. Elvis is still in touch with the world, man. MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 [quote name='Fulcher_33' post='782559' date='Jun 26 2009, 08:47 PM']One other thing, Rumble, that I didn't get to say before we lost contact on Facebook, you said that no one talks about Elvis anymore, Graceland still gets more than 600,000 visitors a year, 32 years after his death. It's the second most visited residence in the United States next to the White House. Just a few years back the Elvis image etc... was sold for more than $100,000,000 dollars. Elvis is still in touch with the world, man. MULLY[/quote] Live in Las Vegas and try to tell me Elvis is dead. I see more Elvis impersonators here by a 10-1 margin. Spare me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#22 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 That Chappelle bit is probably one of my favorite things he's ever done. Mike is going to look like this once the restoration is finished (saw this at SF MOMA, by the way): [img]http://www.haitianite.com/main/images/stories/blog_picures/koons_michael_bubbles.jpg[/img] Jackson at the Superbowl, when he was just starting to get strange: I think he's on the same level as Elvis, by the way, and my dad left me that last joke on my answering machine. I didn't laugh. I think he faked his death, by the way. I'm sure he has all kinds of body doubles, just like Saddam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 [quote name='#22' post='782567' date='Jun 27 2009, 11:32 AM']I think he faked his death, by the way. I'm sure he has all kinds of body doubles, just like Saddam.[/quote] This thought has actually occurred to me as well.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Because I'm Dead, I'm Dead- Come On (I'm Really, Really, Really Dead) You Know I'm Dead, I'm Dead- You Know It (I'm Really, Really, Really Dead) You Know I'm Dead, I'm Dead- Come On, You Know (I'm Really, Really, Really Dead) And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again, Who's Dead . . . [img]http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w248/carniverousmidget/lean2.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 crazy all but one of his albums are on backorder at bestbuy.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 listen, i give elvis credit for sure and am not arguing that he is teh man. but MJ also has a ton of impersonators. now that he's dead, lets just see how that goes with Vegas. i bet you money, a bunch of mofos will do his thing like they do Elvis in Vegas. and his house will get a lot of visitors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals1181 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 [quote name='Bengal Migration' post='782568' date='Jun 26 2009, 11:36 PM']This thought has actually occurred to me as well..[/quote] x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#22 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 [quote name='Rumble In the Jungle' post='782574' date='Jun 26 2009, 11:56 PM']listen, i give elvis credit for sure and am not arguing that he is teh man. but MJ also has a ton of impersonators. now that he's dead, lets just see how that goes with Vegas. i bet you money, a bunch of mofos will do his thing like they do Elvis in Vegas. and his house will get a lot of visitors.[/quote] To be fair, though, Graceland doesn't include a giant Ferris Wheel and Giraffes. I really think that Leno/Conan, Letterman, Kimmel, et. al should give the man a moment of silence. MJ, OJ, and Monica Lewinsky helped those guys (Leno especially) get through the 90s, until George Bush made things easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STRAYCAT Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 [quote name='Bengal Migration' post='782568' date='Jun 26 2009, 11:36 PM']This thought has actually occurred to me as well..[/quote] Ok say he is LaToya.....kill off Michael figure and continue as her.....sell more albums now...hmmmm :hmm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#22 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Why couldn't LaToya have died first? Anyway, I'm mourning the same way every white person should be: Weird Al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 [quote name='Bengal Migration' post='782568' date='Jun 27 2009, 12:36 PM']This thought has actually occurred to me as well..[/quote] Yeah, I kind of wondered about that too but I don't think so. He was 50, obviously a drug addict, health problems. I don't see cardiac arrest being out of the realm of possibility. MULLY then again I don't see his weird ass faking this out of the realm of possibility either.....but I think he's dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 [quote name='Rumble In the Jungle' post='782574' date='Jun 27 2009, 12:56 PM']listen, i give elvis credit for sure and am not arguing that he is teh man. but MJ also has a ton of impersonators. now that he's dead, lets just see how that goes with Vegas. i bet you money, a bunch of mofos will do his thing like they do Elvis in Vegas. and his house will get a lot of visitors.[/quote] We'll have to wait 32 years after his death to know for sure. MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#22 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 If his middle name is misspelled on his tombstone, I'm calling shenanigans. All of those Jacksons had that ugly-ass nose. They could have just dumped Tito's ass in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#22 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Fulcher should be sad because Eddie Van Halen's best solos were on "Beat It" and "Eat It." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonBlade Posted June 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 [quote name='#22' post='782605' date='Jun 27 2009, 02:39 PM']Fulcher should be sad because Eddie Van Halen's best solos were on "Beat It" and "Eat It."[/quote] Eruption and Hot For Teacher would like a word with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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