CTBengalsFan Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Tiger:Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009: Heading back from the course now. Tiger:Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009: How close are you Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009: I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009: n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you Tiger:Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009: Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow. Tiger:Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009: Just let me know when you are headed down Tiger:Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009: What time is car picking you up tomorrow Tiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009: Yes Tiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009: Did you get lost. Door is open Tiger:Sent: 02:16 PM 07/31/2009: What time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get back Tiger:Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009: Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after Tiger:Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009: Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:) Tiger:Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009: Hurry:) Tiger:Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009: I’m glad you came out Tiger:Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009: Awesome baby. Be Safe Tiger:Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009: Thank you sexy Tiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009: In ohio playing Tiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009: I told you im playing these two weeks Tiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009: In about a month Tiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009: Maybe sooner. Can’t talk now. Will text when i can Tiger:Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009: Me to Tiger:Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009: I hope not. So you have been with others huh since Tiger:Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009: I hope so Tiger:Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009: Not a bad thing thinking about me Tiger:Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009: I totally agree Tiger:Sent: 11:03 PM 08/23/2009: In conn Tiger:Sent: 11:07 PM 03/23/2009: Ditto Tiger:Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009: I like when you do that to me Tiger:Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009: Ditto sexy Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009: I want to be deep inside you Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009: Maybe in two weeks in chicago Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009: I need that so bad Tiger:Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009: Now:) Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009: Me to. I would wear you out Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009: I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009: In a week. I will try to wear you out Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009: After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009: Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009: You didnt answer the question Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009: Does that excite you at all or no Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009: God girl. You better want to take care of me Tiger:Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009: You do. Need more of it Tiger:Sent: 03:59 PM 08/29/2009: of you Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009: I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009: Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009: You are my fucking whore Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009: Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009: Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009: Where do you want to be bitten Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009: Whatever else turns you on Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009: You tell me what you like Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009: You are. Always will be. Don’t trust people Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009: But you still have not told me what turns you on Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009: I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009: I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009: For years. And punish you for not seeing me more Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009: I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009: We will see how bad you want me Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009: Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009: Was playing sexy Tiger:Sent: 04:17 AM 09/04/2009: Maybe you can fly out to chicage on monday night and leave early wed Tiger:Sent: 04:23 AM 09/04/2009: I land at 930 or 10 monday night Tiger:Sent: 11:57 AM 09/04/2009: Great. What time so you land Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 09/04/2009: I land at the earliest at 8 and the latest will be 10 Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 09/04/2009: Midway Tiger:Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009: I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land again Tiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009: You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523. Phone 630 990 5800 Tiger:Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009: Did you get my text with all the info Tiger:Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009: I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in boston Tiger:Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009: I have to check in to get the room Tiger:Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009: I should get there before you anyways Tiger:Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009: In about 3 hours Tiger:Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009: I will be there before you for sure Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009: You just make sure you take care of me when you get here Tiger:Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009: Great Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009: Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat Tiger:Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009: I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep early Tiger:Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009: How close are you Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009: What do you want to eat Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009: Anything simple Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009: No turkey unless it’s a club sandwich Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009: How close Tiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009: Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358. Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009: Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009: Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009: Are you close to being ready Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009: Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009: There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009: Room358 Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009: Make it ok Tiger:Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009: Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy Tiger:Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009: Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard of Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009: So when can i have that ass again Tiger:Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009: I will be back in a couple hours Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009: I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go:) Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009: Just morbid curiosity Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009: Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009: Never done it. I think i would get stage freight Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009: Maybe Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009: I will be over in 10mins Tiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009: Why dont you come over here now instead Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009: Enter thru room 360. Its next door Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009: Hurry so i come in that ass Tiger:Sent: 03:54 PM 09/08/2009: Let me know when you leave your room Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009: You felt amazing to baby. How much was your flight by the way Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009: Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009: Parent hood melt down:) Tiger:Sent: 08:01 PM 09/08/2009: How much was your flight Tiger:Sent: 05:03 AM 09/09/2009: Shit i fell back to sleep. just woke up. I have to leave in about 15 mins. I tee off at 700 Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009: Great thing is we have a life time of this Tiger:Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009: I know that. Thats why i wont do that. Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: fish bowl Tiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009: Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviously Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009: This has been a total shit trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this shit. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together. Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009: Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009: I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009: Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 This is she. He was supposedly in bed with her when he got the call that his father had just died. [center][url=http://www.motifake.com/tiger-woods-no-apology-needed-demotivational-poster-91043.html][img]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/tiger-woods-no-apology-needed-demotivational-poster-1266640595.jpg[/img][/url][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 hahahahahahahaha. Have you ever had a golden shower?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoBengal Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 So Tiger likes rough sex, golden showers, and turkey clubs. Good to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 [quote name='ChicagoBengal' date='19 March 2010 - 02:27 PM' timestamp='1269023243' post='871716'] So Tiger likes rough sex, golden showers, and turkey clubs. Good to know. [/quote] i like those too!!!!! well, without the bacon on the clubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyj1404 Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 [quote name='Rumble In the Jungle' date='19 March 2010 - 05:26 PM' timestamp='1269034004' post='871746'] i like those too!!!!! well, without the bacon on the clubs [/quote] the girls he slept with were on howard stern and said he had a 10 incher...and that he likes anal, which is obvious when readin the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTBengalsFan Posted March 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 I wonder if he's a fan of fisting. [img]http://inpraiseof.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/draft_lens1513858module8197113photo_tigerwoods_fist_pump.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [quote name='Rumble In the Jungle' date='19 March 2010 - 05:26 PM' timestamp='1269034004' post='871746'] i like those too!!!!! well, without the bacon on the clubs [/quote] You need to start eating bacon. Stupid religious prohibitions on one of God's (or Allah's) greatest tasting foods. Fucking bullshit. You drink booze, you worship the Bengals before Allah...take the next step...bacon... I'm Catholic and I am of a firm mind that God (or Allah, Yahweh, or whatever name He goes by) doesn't give a fuck what people eat. I eat raw meat on the steps of Catholic churches during Lent, letting the drippings adorn the steps leading to the church and staining the priest's robes... I also think that the prohibition about eating pig's flesh arose amongst Muslims and Jews during a time long ago when the trichnosis parasite (link:[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichinosis"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichinosis[/url]) was something to be concerned about. It no longer is. There hasn't been a diagnosed case of trichnosis in the USA in forever. God also doesn't care who wins a game, who is the most talented rapper, etc, so I wish the fucks that are in the spotlight of fame would quit thanking God for their bullshit when its apparent that the sleaze involved in all of the above is further from God than most other professions. If you thank God when you win, you must also blame Jesus when you lose. At least be consistent. Ergo, eat bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [quote name='Bunghole' date='19 March 2010 - 08:10 PM' timestamp='1269043819' post='871766'] You need to start eating bacon. Stupid religious prohibitions on one of God's (or Allah's) greatest tasting foods. Fucking bullshit. You drink booze, you worship the Bengals before Allah...take the next step...bacon... I'm Catholic and I am of a firm mind that God (or Allah, Yahweh, or whatever name He goes by) doesn't give a fuck what people eat. I eat raw meat on the steps of Catholic churches during Lent, letting the drippings adorn the steps leading to the church and staining the priest's robes... I also think that the prohibition about eating pig's flesh arose amongst Muslims and Jews during a time long ago when the trichnosis parasite (link:[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichinosis"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichinosis[/url]) was something to be concerned about. It no longer is. There hasn't been a diagnosed case of trichnosis in the USA in forever. God also doesn't care who wins a game, who is the most talented rapper, etc, so I wish the fucks that are in the spotlight of fame would quit thanking God for their bullshit when its apparent that the sleaze involved in all of the above is further from God than most other professions. If you thank God when you win, you must also blame Jesus when you lose. At least be consistent. Ergo, eat bacon. [/quote] your retarded lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [quote name='Rumble In the Jungle' date='19 March 2010 - 08:18 PM' timestamp='1269044294' post='871768'] your retarded lol [/quote] If you think about it..not really. There exists NO valid reason to NOT eat bacon/ham other than some weird religious prohibition. And if you're willing to break that religious prohibition with regards to alcohol, then pork should be your next sin. Seriously, why would God care what you eat? Its the same stupid bullshit Christians observe during Lent...eating fish on Fridays..like God gives a fuck... And I do believe very strongly in God, but I give him more credit than that...He writes books, gets pissed, he has a Son....gimme a break.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurmanMunster Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [quote name='Bunghole' date='19 March 2010 - 07:10 PM' timestamp='1269043819' post='871766'] You need to start eating bacon. Stupid religious prohibitions on one of God's (or Allah's) greatest tasting foods. Fucking bullshit. You drink booze, you worship the Bengals before Allah...take the next step...bacon... I'm Catholic and I am of a firm mind that God (or Allah, Yahweh, or whatever name He goes by) doesn't give a fuck what people eat. I eat raw meat on the steps of Catholic churches during Lent, letting the drippings adorn the steps leading to the church and staining the priest's robes... I also think that the prohibition about eating pig's flesh arose amongst Muslims and Jews during a time long ago when the trichnosis parasite (link:[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichinosis"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichinosis[/url]) was something to be concerned about. It no longer is. There hasn't been a diagnosed case of trichnosis in the USA in forever. God also doesn't care who wins a game, who is the most talented rapper, etc, so I wish the fucks that are in the spotlight of fame would quit thanking God for their bullshit when its apparent that the sleaze involved in all of the above is further from God than most other professions. If you thank God when you win, you must also blame Jesus when you lose. At least be consistent. Ergo, eat bacon. [/quote] this post is pure genius. BRILLIANT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTBengalsFan Posted March 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [quote name='Bunghole' date='19 March 2010 - 10:38 PM' timestamp='1269052704' post='871798'] If you think about it..not really. There exists NO valid reason to NOT eat bacon/ham other than some weird religious prohibition. And if you're willing to break that religious prohibition with regards to alcohol, then pork should be your next sin. Seriously, why would God care what you eat? Its the same stupid bullshit Christians observe during Lent...eating fish on Fridays..like God gives a fuck... And I do believe very strongly in God, but I give him more credit than that...He writes books, gets pissed, he has a Son....gimme a break.... [/quote] This thread was about the hilarious texts Tiger sent to his porn star mistress. You have ruined it by making it about religion. Bad form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals1181 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [quote name='Bunghole' date='19 March 2010 - 10:38 PM' timestamp='1269052704' post='871798'] If you think about it..not really. There exists NO valid reason to NOT eat bacon/ham other than some weird religious prohibition. And if you're willing to break that religious prohibition with regards to alcohol, then pork should be your next sin. [b]Seriously, why would God care what you eat? Its the same stupid bullshit Christians observe during Lent...eating fish on Fridays..like God gives a fuck..[/b]. And I do believe very strongly in God, but I give him more credit than that...He writes books, gets pissed, he has a Son....gimme a break.... [/quote] while I do observe it, you're right. What product was the economy in that area built on back then? Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [quote]the girls he slept with were on howard stern and said he had a 10 incher...and that he likes anal, which is obvious when readin the above [/quote} [quote name='CTBengalsFan' date='19 March 2010 - 06:33 PM' timestamp='1269037992' post='871758'] I wonder if he's a fan of fisting. [/quote] [center][url=http://www.motifake.com/the-first-time-tiger-demotivational-poster-81445.html][img]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/the-first-time-tiger-demotivational-poster-1260573803.jpg[/img][/url][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [quote name='CTBengalsFan' date='20 March 2010 - 09:20 AM' timestamp='1269091251' post='871833'] This thread was about the hilarious texts Tiger sent to his porn star mistress. You have ruined it by making it about religion. Bad form. [/quote] Fucking with Rumble is never bad form. In fact, its required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundstreamer Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 [quote name='CTBengalsFan' date='19 March 2010 - 07:33 PM' timestamp='1269037992' post='871758'] I wonder if he's a fan of fisting. [img]http://inpraiseof.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/draft_lens1513858module8197113photo_tigerwoods_fist_pump.jpg[/img] [/quote] epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 [quote name='High School Harry' date='20 March 2010 - 03:02 AM' timestamp='1269021768' post='871711'] This is she. He was supposedly in bed with her when he got the call that his father had just died. [center][url=http://www.motifake.com/tiger-woods-no-apology-needed-demotivational-poster-91043.html][img]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/tiger-woods-no-apology-needed-demotivational-poster-1266640595.jpg[/img][/url][/center] [/quote] The caption reads "Could you turn her down?" and my answer is a firm "Fuck yeah". What a skanky piece of shit she is. I'm almost embarrassed that Tiger was nailing that. Talk about taste from the trailer park. Good God. Big fake balloon tits.....ugggghhh. And don't even get me started on those funky ass tats on her leg. MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sois Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 [quote name='Fulcher_33' date='08 April 2010 - 09:38 PM' timestamp='1270787886' post='876268'] The caption reads "Could you turn her down?" and my answer is a firm "Fuck yeah". What a skanky piece of shit she is. I'm almost embarrassed that Tiger was nailing that. Talk about taste from the trailer park. Good God. Big fake balloon tits.....ugggghhh. And don't even get me started on those funky ass tats on her leg. MULLY [/quote] I take it that Japanese sentence translates to "Mully has a tiny cock" or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 [quote name='sois' date='09 April 2010 - 02:00 PM' timestamp='1270789247' post='876269'] I take it that Japanese sentence translates to "Mully has a tiny cock" or something. [/quote] Please tell me that you aren't attracted to trashy whores like that. She is trailer trash from the get go. Good Lord. Granted, if she was laying down in front of my spread eagle telling me to fuck her, yeah, of course, I'd do it to get a nut. But there is no way on this earth that I would ever approach something like that in a bar or something. Ugggh. Not my type at all. MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sois Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 [quote name='Fulcher_33' date='09 April 2010 - 04:03 AM' timestamp='1270810999' post='876279'] Please tell me that you aren't attracted to trashy whores like that. She is trailer trash from the get go. Good Lord. [b]Granted, if she was laying down in front of my spread eagle telling me to fuck her, yeah, of course, I'd do it to get a nut. But there is no way on this earth that I would ever approach something like that in a bar or something.[/b] Ugggh. Not my type at all. MULLY [/quote] ahahahhahahaah I was just making a lame joke about her tattoo and the fact that you live in Japan. Splat. And pretty much yeah on that bolded part. What does her leg say BTW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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