oldschooler Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_C_Deadpeople Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 Oh Lord, how to you say Ketchup in German? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, I_C_Deadpeople said: Oh Lord, how to you say Ketchup in German? Ketschup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiliMVP Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 He's well respected in Germany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 minute ago, akiliMVP said: He's well respected in Germany In the sense that they haven't gotten around to cancelling his visa yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esjbh2 Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 Maybe they got him confused with David Hasselhoff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 He's had to update it a bit. Quote When I see a large Fußballspieler turn a bottle of Hengstenberg upside down and pound at its heel with tremendous force yet with limited success, I immediately make the mental note: He must either play defensive line, or if he plays offensive line, he can't play for me Sorry CincyinDC - I used Google translate - I don't know enough otherwise to make the joke work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 The fact that he couldn't even catch on with a college team tells you just how "respected around the league" he really is.. Or maybe they meant the German League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 2 hours ago, T-Dub said: The fact that he couldn't even catch on with a college team tells you just how "respected around the league" he really is.. Or maybe they meant the German League. Even then, he's only a consultant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 Are we sure this isn't a soccer team? Football in German is soccer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 "Consultant" you say.. Every dog comes with extra ketchup free of charge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 15 hours ago, esjbh2 said: Maybe they got him confused with David Hasselhoff? Germans love that guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 hour ago, SF2 said: Are we sure this isn't a soccer team? Football in German is soccer. And, as of yesterday, Bayern Munchen proceeding in the Champions League is translated: "Kaput" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky151 Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 And don't ask about Schalke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 14th in the Bundesliga..expected result. Hope City draws Barca or Juventus...then Sterling can dive on his ass and have a non-English ref ignore him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky151 Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 Yeah, they fell apart between when they qualified and this season. I'd guess Juve or Liverpool are the favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 10 hours ago, sparky151 said: Yeah, they fell apart between when they qualified and this season. I'd guess Juve or Liverpool are the favorites. I wouldn't rule out Barca but the baby faced assassin Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is working magic at Man Utd. Still think Barca advances. Liverpool should handle Porto Man City (bleh) should throttle Tottenham Juve will obliterate Ajax We all know the goal for everyone involved money wise is Ronaldo v Messi in the final. Not many more chances of this happening. No way Barca and Juve play in semis if both advance. Although a Liverpool v Man City, Tottenham or Utd semi would generate extraordinary ratings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 10 hours ago, Le Tigre said: 14th in the Bundesliga..expected result. Hope City draws Barca or Juventus...then Sterling can dive on his ass and have a non-English ref ignore him. City v Tottenham. City should win it unfortunately. Barca v Man Utd Liverpool v Porto Juve v Ajax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 LOL right? Who ate all the pies eh guvna? Eh? EHHHH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, T-Dub said: LOL right? Who ate all the pies eh guvna? Eh? EHHHH? Blimey, you must be one of them Chelsea fans. Londoners always got their knickers in a bind. And to think Alexander was here that long. Bloody hell!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 3 hours ago, SF2 said: I wouldn't rule out Barca but the baby faced assassin Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is working magic at Man Utd. Still think Barca advances. Liverpool should handle Porto Man City (bleh) should throttle Tottenham Juve will obliterate Ajax We all know the goal for everyone involved money wise is Ronaldo v Messi in the final. Not many more chances of this happening. No way Barca and Juve play in semis if both advance. Although a Liverpool v Man City, Tottenham or Utd semi would generate extraordinary ratings. City play Spurs 3 times in 11 days during this stretch. Would like to see me Harry Kane bounce them out of Europe, but I more wish for them to get at least a draw against the FFP cheating bastards in the PL match. Don't be too quick to wave away Ajax--they are hotter than hell at the moment. Utd--although I loathe them--may have the midfield/back 3 to bottle the Barca attackers...especially Coutinho and Suarez. Will agree--their best hope is get one more away goal, and hope for a draw at Old Trafford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, Le Tigre said: City play Spurs 3 times in 11 days during this stretch. Would like to see me Harry Kane bounce them out of Europe, but I more wish for them to get at least a draw against the FFP cheating bastards in the PL match. Don't be too quick to wave away Ajax--they are hotter than hell at the moment. Utd--although I loathe them--may have the midfield/back 3 to bottle the Barca attackers...especially Coutinho and Suarez. Will agree--their best hope is get one more away goal, and hope for a draw at Old Trafford Sounds like some Harry Potter bullshit to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, Le Tigre said: City play Spurs 3 times in 11 days during this stretch. Would like to see me Harry Kane bounce them out of Europe, but I more wish for them to get at least a draw against the FFP cheating bastards in the PL match. Don't be too quick to wave away Ajax--they are hotter than hell at the moment. Utd--although I loathe them--may have the midfield/back 3 to bottle the Barca attackers...especially Coutinho and Suarez. Will agree--their best hope is get one more away goal, and hope for a draw at Old Trafford I wish City got the Juve treatment and got sent back down to the EFL League 1. Let them hang out for 2 years minimum in the lower divisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 1 minute ago, T-Dub said: Sounds like some Harry Potter bullshit to me Harry Kane would kick Potter's ass and Hermoine would gladly follow him back to his flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 1 hour ago, SF2 said: I wish City got the Juve treatment and got sent back down to the EFL League 1. Let them hang out for 2 years minimum in the lower divisions. Ah but the UEFA loves the major coin that City brings in. Having it come from a cheating/human rights violating/oil rich/dictator oligarchy, is just so much dust under the carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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