F.Cleveland Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 Here are some keys. Pretend they jingle. Babies love jingly keys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 That is classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 27 minutes ago, F.Cleveland said: Here are some keys. Pretend they jingle. Babies love jingly keys. And Sheople love going to home games 1/2 full of Stealers fans and blaming the fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.Cleveland Posted March 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 Just now, SF2 said: And Sheople love going to home games 1/2 full of Stealers fans and blaming the fans. Show us on the doll where Mike Brown touched you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, F.Cleveland said: Show us on the doll where Mike Brown touched you. On ass where my wallet is. Good thing is he hasn't touched me there in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esjbh2 Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 1 hour ago, F.Cleveland said: Here are some keys. Pretend they jingle. Babies love jingly keys. I DO NOT LIKE THOSE KEYS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saphead Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 I want to kick Ken Broo in his orange & gray pubic bush with steel toed fucking work boots. I also want to punch Mo Egghead in his mush mouth knocking the heavily creased farmer style ball cap off his enormous bald egg shaped Humpty Dumpty head. As for Lancy-pants McAlister........well.........go jerk off to the Big Red machine again. Bring back Andy Furman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 Chill, there are enough go-gurts for everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 44 minutes ago, saphead said: I want to kick Ken Broo in his orange & gray pubic bush with steel toed fucking work boots. I also want to punch Mo Egghead in his mush mouth knocking the heavily creased farmer style ball cap off his enormous bald egg shaped Humpty Dumpty head. As for Lancy-pants McAlister........well.........go jerk off to the Big Red machine again. Bring back Andy Furman. Furman must have complete cycle dementia by now. Even 25 years ago, he couldn't get players' names right during those pre-game/post-game things he hosted--or whatever bar the night after he was at. I don't know how many of these I was at, where he would have someone like Erik Wilhelm on..and call him "Earl" or "Williams" or some such gaffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB#21 Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 I am new here, and I approve of this thread. And that's all I have to say about that... JB#21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschooler Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, JB#21 said: I am new here, and I approve of this thread. And that's all I have to say about that... JB#21 Welcome to the best Bengals board on the net! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 28 minutes ago, JB#21 said: I am new here, and I approve of this thread. And that's all I have to say about that... JB#21 Welcome. Don’t worry T-Dub wont bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB#21 Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 45 minutes ago, oldschooler said: Welcome to the best Bengals board on the net! Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB#21 Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 28 minutes ago, SF2 said: Welcome. Don’t worry T-Dub wont bite. Thank you for the welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 56 minutes ago, JB#21 said: Thank you for the welcome. Welcome aboard! But I've got a quick question for ya.. Who would win: 5 raccoon-sized Carson Palmers vs one Carson-sized raccoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB#21 Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 27 minutes ago, T-Dub said: Welcome aboard! But I've got a quick question for ya.. Who would win: 5 raccoon-sized Carson Palmers vs one Carson-sized raccoon? So, your welcome is conditional? I'm not so sure that qualifies for proper message board etiquette, but thank you! And had you said 10 raccoon-sized Palmers I might have bitten, but there's no way you can beat that with just 5... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 1 minute ago, JB#21 said: So, your welcome is conditional? I'm not so sure that qualifies for proper message board etiquette, but thank you! And had you said 10 raccoon-sized Palmers I might have bitten, but there's no way you can beat that with just 5... You have given me much to consider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarkster Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 +/- on length of Taylor's tenure? If it were a competent francise I'd say about 12 Games, but given Mike Brown's propensity for "loyalty" I'll go with five seasons.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigris Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 I can’t stand the Kat Terrell reporter and I can’t pinpoint why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 8 hours ago, snarkster said: +/- on length of Taylor's tenure? If it were a competent francise I'd say about 12 Games, but given Mike Brown's propensity for "loyalty" I'll go with five seasons.. Nah, this guy isn't really MB's choice. He relented and went with his daughter's pressured recommendations. As soon as Good Ship Boy Wonder begins to sink, he'll torpedo it. I say 2 seasons max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 13 hours ago, T-Dub said: You have given me much to consider How long before someone calls him a troll? 1/2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Tigris said: I can’t stand the Kat Terrell reporter and I can’t pinpoint why. Really? I think she's pretty good, comes off a lot more comfortable than a lot of women in sports media. Like totally professional, but not trying too hard & probably wouldn't turn down an ice luge shot at a tailgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB#21 Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 On 3/16/2019 at 7:32 AM, Tigris said: I can’t stand the Kat Terrell reporter and I can’t pinpoint why. You know, it might just be because she is ESPN... just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB#21 Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 On 3/16/2019 at 10:21 AM, High School Harry said: How long before someone calls him a troll? 1/2 is that what they do to fans here, HSH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, JB#21 said: is that what they do to fans here, HSH? It can turn into a slapfight pretty quick during the offseason or when the team is losing. The Gameday threads in particular can be a cesspool. You'll soon get an idea for who is prone to name-calling & it's very easy to mute people if it gets annoying. Just mouse over their name and click "Ignore User". The open format here is refreshing but that puts some responsibility for monitoring things on the individual users. Still, the mods are pretty quick to regulate if things get too far out of hand & you can "report post" on the bottom right of any post. General rule here is "attack the post, not the poster". There's also a "Jesus & Drumpf" subforum for any contentious political/current events type stuff & some other subforums for off-topic posting or discussing other teams or sports. Football forum is for football (and bad jokes.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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