HavePityPlease Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 11 minutes ago, T-Dub said: I asked ChatGPT to give me 60 seconds of coach speak after a loss but the coach is Yosemite Sam. Here you go: Ok, you made me do it. Frankly I'm disappointed it didn't somehow get "steel belted" in there somewhere, but at least its "friendly" interpretation of him is accurate: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 1 minute ago, HavePityPlease said: Ok, you made me do it. Frankly I'm disappointed it didn't somehow get "steel belted" in there somewhere, but at least its "friendly" interpretation of him is accurate: Only thing missing is a corny punn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HavePityPlease Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Just now, Jamie_B said: Only thing missing is a corny punn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 15 minutes ago, Griever said: Maybe focus on football than what hair style to wear?? 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|BlackJesus| Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 This is far too early for next week to already be a "must win" ... But it could be psychologically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HavePityPlease Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 2 minutes ago, HavePityPlease said: Ok I'll stop now, I'm satisfied: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 1 minute ago, BlackJesus said: This is far too early for next week to already be a "must win" ... But it could be psychologically. Problem is no matter how they adjust or how hard they work on a gameplan we really don't have an answer for Taylor Swift 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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|SF2| Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 10 minutes ago, spicoli said: Oh FFS, it a single game in a 17 game season. They left 14 points on the field due to a drop and a fumble. There’s no way to prepare for that. It simply is what it is. Good teams win the games they are supposed to, period. They were outplayed. And good teams don’t drop passes and fumble the ball near the endzone twice in a game against a bad team at home. KC is the standard. They dont shit the bed like this. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 3 minutes ago, T-Dub said: Problem is no matter how they adjust or how hard they work on a gameplan we really don't have an answer for Taylor Swift She doesn’t drop easy TDs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|BlackJesus| Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 If Gesicki doesn't drop the TD the Bengals win ... If Hudson doesn't fumble the ball the Bengals win ... If Charlie Jones doesn't fumble the ball the Bengals likely win ... ... Self inflicted suckage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 5 minutes ago, SF2 said: Good teams win the games they are supposed to, period. They were outplayed. And good teams don’t drop passes and fumble the ball near the endzone twice in a game against a bad team at home. KC is the standard. They dont shit the bed like this. Yup. The turnovers didnt help, but this team was outplayed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 2 minutes ago, BlackJesus said: If Gesicki doesn't drop the TD the Bengals win ... If Hudson doesn't fumble the ball the Bengals win ... If Charlie Jones doesn't fumble the ball the Bengals likely win ... ... Self inflicted suckage Again, good teams don’t do this. They just don’t. KC never does. The Patriots never did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sox Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 3 minutes ago, BlackJesus said: If Gesicki doesn't drop the TD the Bengals win ... If Hudson doesn't fumble the ball the Bengals win ... If Charlie Jones doesn't fumble the ball the Bengals likely win ... ... Self inflicted suckage You just pointed out THREE gaffe's...I hope I'm wrong but GOOD TEAMS don't do this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBacker Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 I'll never get used to the disappointment of games where it just looks like the whole team just doesn't come to play. Early season is always like that now. Something needs to change in the way we use preseason to prep. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 OL played like shit! Only gained 70 yards rushing. Gave up 3 sacks. (Over 17 games that'll be 51.) Probably chalk up another season to Burrow being the most sacked. (IF he makes it the entire season that is). Hudson played like shit today to put it mildly! Gesicki could've been the hero but we know how that went. Run D got gouged BIG TIME by an OL that consisted of a backup playing G, (former Bengal at that!) a RT that played RG last year. Pats weren't coming into this season known as having a good OL. Gave up 170 rushing yards! At that pace, we'll go from 29th against the run last year, WITH Reader to 32nd this year easily!! Dax Hill didn't impress in his 1st start at CB. "Didn't impress," is being VERY generous! Might need to go back to DJ there! Rekhow did an AMAZING job and McPherson isn't someone to worry about BUT Charlie Jones fumbled, caught 2 punts that I know of INSIDE the 10 yard line!! He's TERRIBLE!! Zac Taylor not going for it on 4th and 2 and punting instead towards the end of the game was F'N REDICULOUS!! 0-2 for the 3rd year in a row here we come!! 2 conference losses to start the season. That'll come back to bite us IF they can even regroup after KC!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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New Jersey Bengal Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 5 minutes ago, Randle P McMurphy said: OL played like shit! Only gained 70 yards rushing. Gave up 3 sacks. (Over 17 games that'll be 51.) Probably chalk up another season to Burrow being the most sacked. (IF he makes it the entire season that is). Hudson played like shit today to put it mildly! Gesicki could've been the hero but we know how that went. Run D got gouged BIG TIME by an OL that consisted of a backup playing G, (former Bengal at that!) a RT that played RG last year. Pats weren't coming into this season known as having a good OL. Gave up 170 rushing yards! At that pace, we'll go from 29th against the run last year, WITH Reader to 32nd this year easily!! Dax Hill didn't impress in his 1st start at CB. "Didn't impress," is being VERY generous! Might need to go back to DJ there! Rekhow did an AMAZING job and McPherson isn't someone to worry about BUT Charlie Jones fumbled, caught 2 punts that I know of INSIDE the 10 yard line!! He's TERRIBLE!! Zac Taylor not going for it on 4th and 2 and punting instead towards the end of the game was F'N REDICULOUS!! 0-2 for the 3rd year in a row here we come!! 2 conference losses to start the season. That'll come back to bite us IF they can even regroup after KC!! How many times has this happened sickening 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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|BlackJesus| Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 The only positive from this game is I think the Bengals might have the strongest punting leg in NFL history. (Not even exaggerating) He was absolutely crushing 60-70-and 80 yd punts. Robbins can go kick rocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|BlackJesus| Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 Where was the pass rush off the edge? Other than Hendrickson. No wonder he wants a raise. He's like 90% of the team's entire pass rush. Might as well give Cedric Johnson a try next week at starting opposite Trey. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 If I was coaching, next week McClachlan would NOT be inactive!! Hudson would be! I'd bench Charlie Jones too!! Let Burton return punts. At the least it gets him on the field, at worse he gets his "bell rung," enough times to realize he better get his head on straight enough to play WR. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 3 minutes ago, BlackJesus said: Where was the pass rush off the edge? Other than Hendrickson. No wonder he wants a raise. He's like 90% of the team's entire pass rush. Might as well give Cedric Johnson a try next week at starting opposite Trey. Hubbard looked like a shell of his former self. I know he was banged up last year but damn! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleEarl Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 I’m sticking with “90’s throwback game.” New week starts tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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