Keeping our enemies close: 2023

[Griever]

1 hour ago, High School Harry said:

I still think something like this with

the all black uniform would be bad ass as hell.

It would look really good...

[PatternMaster]

On 7/31/2023 at 5:10 PM, BlackJesus said:

 

He should let his midget QB play a down in the NFL first, before comparing him in any way to the best QB in the league.

 

Bryce's problem is his coaches can't add 6 inch heels to his cleats, so he can see over his OL. Because right now he looks like a coach's son that snuck on the field. 

 

 

He did just fine in college with the same size guys and was chosen #1 overall....I think he will be ok. 

 

A player complementing a teammate isn't embarrassing himself, it's called being a good teammate. 

[|BlackJesus|]

3 hours ago, PatternMaster said:

He did just fine in college with the same size guys

 

5'10 QBs don't last in the NFL ... eventually its just basic geometry and physics. Teams keep learning this lesson the hard way.

 

Bryce might occasionally pop at first (while DL's adjust to sacking a slippery child without getting a roughing penalty), but eventually he will go from early Russell Wilson, to post-Call of Duty Kyler Murray, to Seneca Wallace.

[Jamie_B]

20 hours ago, BlackJesus said:

^ 

 

- Denver missed out on the chance to return to their amazing blue retro D helmets, and ruined them with white. 

 

- Cleveland and Indy just said fuck it and went with white empty helmets. 

 

- Dolphins retro should be permanent, along with retro Jets, Patriots, and Oilers. 

 

- These teams just doing the same helmet in black (Colts, Jets) looks stupid. 

 

- White Bengal the best, followed by retro Dolphins and Patriots. 

 

 

I'm a bit confused, I thought there was a 2 helmet only rule? I see some teams have 3??

[|BlackJesus|]

3 hours ago, Jamie_B said:

I thought there was a 2 helmet only rule? I see some teams have 3??

 

... Two shells, if you notice, the teams with 3 helmets, use the same colored shell for their 3rd one.

 

Chargers all 3 use the same white shell, just reapply the sticker. Jets retro is same green as current. Colts empty helmet just pulls off the horseshoe etc. 

[Jamie_B]

41 minutes ago, BlackJesus said:

 

... Two shells, if you notice, the teams with 3 helmets, use the same colored shell for their 3rd one.

 

Chargers all 3 use the same white shell, just reapply the sticker. Jets retro is same green as current. Colts empty helmet, just pulls off the horseshoe etc. 

 

 

Ah ok that makes much more sense. 

[|High School Harry|]

1 hour ago, Jamie_B said:

 

 

Ah ok that makes much more sense. 

It does, darn it.  So no black shell and orange stripes.

Maybe Pumpkin and the Pumpkinettes can twist a few arms

of the NFL muckety mucks.

[|BlackJesus|]

[|BlackJesus|]

I like the idea that the Clowns best QB might be their current 3rd string rookie DTR, who played great last night.

 

Because Rub&Tugs contract has 200 million guaranteed on it, they can't sit him when he starts to suck and fans call for DTR to start. 

 

[|BlackJesus|]

 

 

 

[|BlackJesus|]

Aaron Rodgers avoided the sex offender and wanted to see the real Browns QB ... DTR 

 

[|High School Harry|]

New Orleans Saints running back Alvin Kamara has been suspended for three games for allegedly fighting a man at a Las Vegas nightclub during Pro Bowl weekend.

The league also suspended Indianapolis Colts cornerback Chris Lammons for three games for the same incident. Both will be eligible to practice and participate in preseason games. Both will be eligible to return Sept. 25.

Kamara, 27, had previously met with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in New York City on Wednesday morning.

After Friday's practice, Kamara apologized and said he "was completely wrong" for his actions.(Child please...)

[claptonrocks]

25 minutes ago, High School Harry said:

New Orleans Saints running back Alvin Kamara has been suspended for three games for allegedly fighting a man at a Las Vegas nightclub during Pro Bowl weekend.

The league also suspended Indianapolis Colts cornerback Chris Lammons for three games for the same incident. Both will be eligible to practice and participate in preseason games. Both will be eligible to return Sept. 25.

Kamara, 27, had previously met with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in New York City on Wednesday morning.

After Friday's practice, Kamara apologized and said he "was completely wrong" for his actions.(Child please...)

Kamara has proven more than once the he's no Saint...

[Jamie_B]

Chiefs DE suspended 6 games

 

https://www.kshb.com/sports/nfl-suspends-kansas-city-chiefs-de-charles-omenihu-for-6-games-reports-say?fbclid=IwAR14AV5wWxnCwNfGUvt6RFYH6kAslh5R0xjJ-C207swAEoIcdTyLC4ABdpQ

[sparky151]

At least we're past the days of someone like Lammons being identified as a Bengal. He was briefly technically on our roster this past post-season. Never practiced, let alone appeared for us. 

[Shebengal]

Figured this was a good place to put this. Cris Collinsworth is being called out for his remarks about Deshaun Watson during the telecast the other night. 
 

http://amp.awfulannouncing.com/nbc/cris-collinsworth-deshaun-watson-what-happened-to-him.html

 

 

[CincyInDC]

Collinsworth can please crawl under a rock and never step in front of a camera or microphone again.

[T-Dub]

17 hours ago, CincyInDC said:

Collinsworth can please crawl under a rock and never step in front of a camera or microphone again.

 

As a Pittsburgh fan he is well seasoned at excusing rapists.

[|BlackJesus|]

The TOP 10 players in the NFL for 2023

(according to the players themselves)

 

 

10

Chris Jones

Kansas City Chiefs · DE

Jones matched a career high with 15.5 sacks in the 2022 regular season (highest among DTs), also tacking on another two during the playoffs on the way to his second Super Bowl ring. For his efforts, PFF ranked Jones as the best interior defender in the league, and he was rewarded for his play with his fourth-consecutive Pro Bowl selection and a third-place finish in Defensive Player of the Year voting.

 

9

 

Micah Parsons

Dallas Cowboys · LB

Parsons has been the Defensive Player of the Year runner-up in each of his two seasons, winning Defensive Rookie of the Year in his first campaign. Considering the numbers he’s put up and his ability to line up in multiple positions, it’s no wonder Parsons has accumulated so many accolades in his short career. Parsons ranked top-10 in sacks (13.5), QB hits (26) and forced fumbles (3) in 2022, with all three matching or setting career highs.

 

8

 

 

Josh Allen

Buffalo Bills · QB

Since Allen joined the Bills, Buffalo has had a string of successful seasons not seen by the franchise since the '90s, and in 2022, he led his team to a 13-3 record and yet another AFC East crown. Individually, Allen had his third straight season of at least 4,000 passing yards and became the only player in NFL history to record at least 35 passing and five rushing touchdowns in three different seasons, per NFL Research.

 

7

Tyreek Hill

Miami Dolphins · WR

The Cheetah switched teams ahead of the 2022 season, and the sunny beaches of Miami seemed to suit him nicely. He led the sixth-ranked Dolphins offense with his 1,710 receiving yards, averaging just over 100 yards per game. That total was a career high for Hill by a margin of over 230 yards and placed him second in the league in receiving yards.

 

6

Joe Burrow

Cincinnati Bengals · QB

Burrow remains one of the best young quarterbacks in the game, finishing top-five in most major passing categories and placing second in completion percentage (68.3), TDs (35) and passing yards per game (279.7). All this earned Burrow his first Pro Bowl nod and a fourth-place finish in Most Valuable Player voting. Cincinnati is expected to reward his play handsomely with an imminent extension that could put him among the highest-paid at his position.

 

5

 

Travis Kelce

Kansas City Chiefs · TE

In his 10th year, Kelce continued to reach new heights and cement his status as one of the greatest tight ends to play the game. Kelce broke the record for most games with 100+ receiving yards with 35, became only the fifth TE all-time to have 10,000 career receiving yards, and set new records for career postseason receptions (133) and TDs (16) by a TE on the way to his second Super Bowl win.

 

4

Nick Bosa

San Francisco 49ers · DE

Bosa was named the Defensive Player of the Year in 2022 and finished sixth in MVP voting (highest among defensive players), well-deserved accolades considering his performance. He was the league leader in sacks (18.5) and QB hits (48) and finished second in tackles for loss (19). Still only four years into his career, Bosa continues to build momentum as one of the top pass rushers in the league.

 

 

3

Jalen Hurts

Philadelphia Eagles · QB

In his second season as starter, Hurts led his Eagles to the best record in the league and a Super Bowl appearance, while putting up individual stats that earned him the runner-up spot in MVP voting. As one of the top rushing QBs in the league, Hurts finished with 760 yards and 13 TDs, the latter fourth among all positions. His poise under pressure and mobility shot Hurts to the top of this year’s list.

 

 

2

Justin Jefferson

Minnesota Vikings · WR

Jefferson just keeps getting better and better in his short career. His league-leading marks in 2022 already place him sixth and seventh, respectively, all-time for receiving yards (1,809) and receptions (128) in a single season. With one of the greatest seasons by a WR ever, Jefferson was named Offensive Player of the Year and finished fifth in MVP voting, the highest placing for a non-QB this year. And he’s still just 24 years old.

 

1

Patrick Mahomes

Kansas City Chiefs · QB

What else is there to say about Mahomes? We all know the stats, the records broken, the MVP awards won. He took his growing legend to a new level in 2022 by leading his Chiefs to a second Super Bowl victory on a sprained ankle, making his No. 1 ranking on this list a deserved accomplishment, though just one of many he added to his résumé last season.

 

https://www.nfl.com/news/top-100-players-of-2023-nos-10-1-patrick-mahomes-justin-jefferson

[|BlackJesus|]

1 hour ago, BlackJesus said:

The TOP 10 players in the NFL for 2023

 

... Most of these I don't have a problem with, though I would adjust the order and swap out Hurts, Hill, and Kelce (for Chase, Williams, and Garrett) 

 

The BlackJesus Top 10

(though nobody asked) 

 

10. Josh Allen

9. Chris Jones

8. Ja'Marr Chase

7. Justin Jefferson 

6. Trent Williams

5. Myles Garrett

4. Nick Bosa 

3. Micah Parsons

2. Joe Burrow

1. Patrick Mahomes

[|BlackJesus|]

* Notice as well, that the Chiefs have 3 players in the Top 10 (NFL 100), but nobody says Mahomes is "carried" by the talent around him, like some of the Chiefs trolls on twitter say about Burrow, whose next highest rated player on the Top 100 is Chase at 39. 🧐

[T-Dub]

6 hours ago, BlackJesus said:

* Notice as well, that the Chiefs have 3 players in the Top 10 (NFL 100), but nobody says Mahomes is "carried" by the talent around him, like some of the Chiefs trolls on twitter say about Burrow, whose next highest rated player on the Top 100 is Chase at 39. 🧐

 

Is it just me or did the Chiefs fans not really have much to say before they won on a 5th down play?  Overcompensating just a bit there.  You learn to recognize that shit dealing with Pittsburgh, the ol "so what if we cheated, we would've won anyway" nonsense.

 

Eat shit, KC,  Your tomahawk chop is fucking cringe and so is Mahomes.

[spicoli]

 

[|High School Harry|]

8 hours ago, spicoli said:

 

  

[|BlackJesus|]

Trey brings the heat ...