Who's the next HC?

[Catfish Bob 172]

My guesses

Ray Finkle

Butch Davis

Mike Tomlin

Nick Saban

Bill Lazor

Jay Gruden

 

 

Naw seriously who y'all think it will be?

 

 

 

 

 

[Jason 3,899]

I was listening to 700 this morning.  Ken Broo put out the name Brian Kelly.  I doubt it, but what would others think?  

 

I think it will be Hue until it's not.  But I don't think he's just handed the job.  Mike will interview him, and other candidates, but Hue may be the best option willing to take the job, and Mike is comfortable with him.

[MichaelWeston 1,486]

I would love Eric Bieniemy and Dan Campbell. 

 

Who do I think? Vance Joseph, Hue or Mike Munchack. 

[T-Dub 7,457]

Alternate title; Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop

[Cat 552]

17 minutes ago, Jason said:

I was listening to 700 this morning.  Ken Broo

You, Sir, are part of the problem. By listening to that moron, you are contributing to keeping him on the air. You should immediately return home and flog yourself.

 

Kidding aside, I think these guys are throwing out any possible name so they can be 'right' - no chance Kelly comes here.

 

I hate it, but I think they go with Joseph.

[MichaelWeston 1,486]

I also have interest in Titans OC Matt LaFluer and Kris Richard

[LostInDaJungle 1,022]

Urban Meyer? (I mean, it can't hurt to ask, right?)

I would also put out Ken Whisenhunt. Previous experience, knows the division, and has an O that can hang in the pass happy West.

[Jason 3,899]

13 minutes ago, Cat said:

You, Sir, are part of the problem. By listening to that moron, you are contributing to keeping him on the air. You should immediately return home and flog yourself.

 

Kidding aside, I think these guys are throwing out any possible name so they can be 'right' - no chance Kelly comes here.

 

I hate it, but I think they go with Joseph.

1530 wasn't talking about Marvin.  Not on I Heart Radio anyway.  So I listened to whoever was on 700.  

 

Whoever it will be, it will be someone Mike is comfortable with.

[Jamie_B 3,143]

Bieniemy is the most intriguing being that he used to play here. 

 

But I'm not convinced his O isnt the product of exceptional players and not his scheme. 

 

Just not Hue or Joseph, please.

[|Montana Bengal| 438]

“The #Bengals plan to conduct interviews soon with in-house head coach candidates -- a list that's expected to include STC Darrin Simmons and OC Bill Lazor, sources say. Of course, Hue Jackson -- long viewed as Marvin Lewis' successor -- also finished the season on staff.”

 

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1079797483490942976?s=21

 

[LostInDaJungle 1,022]

2 minutes ago, Montana Bengal said:

“The #Bengals plan to conduct interviews soon with in-house head coach candidates -- a list that's expected to include STC Darrin Simmons and OC Bill Lazor, sources say. Of course, Hue Jackson -- long viewed as Marvin Lewis' successor -- also finished the season on staff.”

 

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1079797483490942976?s=21

 

[Jason 3,899]

5 minutes ago, Montana Bengal said:

“The #Bengals plan to conduct interviews soon with in-house head coach candidates -- a list that's expected to include STC Darrin Simmons and OC Bill Lazor, sources say. Of course, Hue Jackson -- long viewed as Marvin Lewis' successor -- also finished the season on staff.”

 

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1079797483490942976?s=21

 

IF they stay internal, Simmons is the guy I would prefer.

[LostInDaJungle 1,022]

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

IF they stay internal, Simmons is the guy I would prefer.

Thinking outside the box is over rated. I mean, there's a box there for a reason, right? It's not just some place where they put all of the bad ideas while they left the good ideas on the floor. The box keeps your thoughts neat and tidy. It's walls keep out the wailing of self doubt and it's lid shields you from the luminous discomfort of self-reflection. The box is warm and cozy.

Cats like boxes. We're the Bengals. We're cats.

~ Mike Brown, "My life as a self-made man" TED 2014

[saphead 1,069]

1 hour ago, Jason said:

I was listening to 700 this morning.  Ken Broo put out the name Brian Kelly.  I doubt it, but what would others think?  

 

I think it will be Hue until it's not.  But I don't think he's just handed the job.  Mike will interview him, and other candidates, but Hue may be the best option willing to take the job, and Mike is comfortable with him.

I'm surprised Ken Broo radio disc jockey took time away from interviewing Elvis' back-up tambourine player in 1958 to talk Bengals football. 

[T-Dub 7,457]

If they'd decided on an internal hire wouldn't they have announced it at the same time?

 

Signed, Sliver of Hope

[HavePityPlease 237]

9 minutes ago, T-Dub said:

If they'd decided on an internal hire wouldn't they have announced it at the same time?

 

Signed, Sliver of Hope

Only if it was a minority candidate - I have to think the Rooney Rule applies here?

[LostInDaJungle 1,022]

18 minutes ago, T-Dub said:

If they'd decided on an internal hire wouldn't they have announced it at the same time?

 

Signed, Sliver of Hope

Mike Brown was still wiping Marvin's cum off his chin when he came up with the list. Be patient.

[|Montana Bengal| 438]

I predict 2 things.  1). Marvin takes a least a year off even if he gets a few calls/interviews 2). If it is someone with a connection to the team - Joseph

[spicoli 415]

2 hours ago, saphead said:

I'm surprised Ken Broo radio disc jockey took time away from interviewing Elvis' back-up tambourine player in 1958 to talk Bengals football. 

that's hilarious 

[|High School Harry| 2,874]

How about Lazor HC, Hue OC, Joseph DC?

 

About as inbred as a Pittsburgh family reunion as you can get.

[Hooky 1,897]

The next head coach will be Marvin. Like every player in the past that wore out his welcome that finally eventually was released, he will come back to open arms after nobody else wanted him.

[LostInDaJungle 1,022]

Am I the only one thinking that Simmons is just the Rooney Rule "token" candidate?

[Jason 3,899]

2 minutes ago, LostInDaJungle said:

Am I the only one thinking that Simmons is just the Rooney Rule "token" candidate?

He's white.

[LostInDaJungle 1,022]

Just now, Jason said:

He's white.

And Hue Jackson and Vance Joeseph aren't. That was the joke.

[Jason 3,899]

2 minutes ago, LostInDaJungle said:

And Hue Jackson and Vance Joeseph aren't. That was the joke.

Oh.  Ok.