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Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Cincinnati Bengals

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I get that this is an annual roast for every NFL team...but, in all seriousness, this rubbish is not worthy of the bandwidth, and is an insult to anyone with intellect higher than an oyster.

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2 hours ago, Le Tigre said:

I get that this is an annual roast for every NFL team...but, in all seriousness, this rubbish is not worthy of the bandwidth, and is an insult to anyone with intellect higher than an oyster.

I disagree, Drew Magary is a legend

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2 minutes ago, PatternMaster said:

I disagree, Drew Magary is a legend

The best part was there was a picture of Zac Taylor and the captain read:”When it’s time to crush some White Claws”

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6 hours ago, SF2 said:

The best part was there was a picture of Zac Taylor and the captain read:”When it’s time to crush some White Claws”

Oysters are offended. 

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4 hours ago, saphead said:

Never read one of those about any team. 

You are missing out, he's from the old Kissing Suzy Kolber site...pure comedy gold...

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He seems to disparage all the teams equally so I do not have a problem with him.  And he says in the beginning they are written for the folks who do not like the team in the article. 

Of course fans of the team (me included) moan for being way off the mark sometimes but honestly I think there is some measure of truth more than we want to admit.

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8 minutes ago, westside bengal said:

He seems to disparage all the teams equally so I do not have a problem with him.  And he says in the beginning they are written for the folks who do not like the team in the article. 

Of course fans of the team (me included) moan for being way off the mark sometimes but honestly I think there is some measure of truth more than we want to admit.

 

 

Ripping the shady stadium extension deal is 100% justified.

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15 hours ago, westside bengal said:

He seems to disparage all the teams equally so I do not have a problem with him.  And he says in the beginning they are written for the folks who do not like the team in the article. 

Of course fans of the team (me included) moan for being way off the mark sometimes but honestly I think there is some measure of truth more than we want to admit.

Think of these as a primer for talking smack to a friend who roots for a team you don't follow. 

Check out Magary's comments on Roethlisberger from last year:

I cannot bear another season of this man. I can’t. It’s like they took everything bad about the NFL and boiled it down and then poured it into a big fat mold and THIS asshole is what popped out of it. Imagine threatening to retire 90 times and then having the unmitigated gall to complain when your team begins planning for a future without you. I hate him! I hate him so MUCH. I hate him nearly as much as all of his teammates do.

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1 hour ago, LostInDaJungle said:

Think of these as a primer for talking smack to a friend who roots for a team you don't follow. 

Check out Magary's comments on Roethlisberger from last year:

I cannot bear another season of this man. I can’t. It’s like they took everything bad about the NFL and boiled it down and then poured it into a big fat mold and THIS asshole is what popped out of it. Imagine threatening to retire 90 times and then having the unmitigated gall to complain when your team begins planning for a future without you. I hate him! I hate him so MUCH. I hate him nearly as much as all of his teammates do.

I can't imagine what this year's Stealer one will look like.  "Bell hated Big Ben so much he sat out the year."

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All the analysis in the world, will not alter the content as frat-house sophomoric jibber jabber. 

 

There is even a poll of oysters that confirms.   

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1 hour ago, westside bengal said:

I like sophomoric jibber jabber.

I invented sophomoric jibber jabber.

 

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I like it too..

 

I mean..how can they even find bad stuff to say about our beloved Bengals?

They have been the example of how to run a team for decades.

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A year after nearly canning Marvin and then retracting and giving fans a severe case of orangeballs in the process, Mike Brown finally decided to trade in that old lemon in exchange for an off-brand Kliff Kingsbury.

Orange balls. I LOL'ed at that. :24:

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1 hour ago, Le Tigre said:

Hi, Eric Stratton, rush president...damn glad to meet you

Is that a clip on?

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14 hours ago, Cricket said:

I invented sophomoric jibber jabber.

 

My compliments: a fine Canadian cartoon 

jibber_jabber_6.jpg

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2 hours ago, westside bengal said:

Mine's bigger.

 

My cucumber. It’s bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?. ~ Eric "Otter" Stratton.

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