Hooky Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Awesome. We've got Team Eeyore and Team Ostrich. But there's another team that needs a name that we'll call Team Lloyd for now. Team Eeyore: We're doomed. Let's start looking at 2016 draft now also. Team Ostrich: We're packed for Super Bowl 50. Status quo is awesome. Team Lloyd: We don't like the status quo. Things need fixed, but we think there's still a chance to right the ship. So you're saying there's still a chance? Sound off. I'm on Team Lloyd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 " right the ship"? What are we...the Jets? #teamReality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm on the team that says if everyone is healthy we can beat any team in the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted April 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I realize that this is probably a lame thread, but just trying to lighten up the arguments. So this is to state your stance with hopefully no big hairy debates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CincyInDC Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Ostriches don't really stick their heads under the ground. Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Team ilovebeer. Scratch that. I'm equal opportunity. Team ilovebooze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelWeston Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I like women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I realize that this is probably a lame thread, but just trying to lighten up the arguments. So this is to state your stance with hopefully no big hairy debates. Noted and appreciated. However trying to lighten up TeamEeyore would be akin to a week's vacation in the Führerbunker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Team I dont see enough improvements in Andy's post season game to qualify me thinking we have much of a shot in the post season until I do see those, but after 4 years I'm not expecting to see them and would like to start looking elsewhere, same goes for Marvin after 12 years. But still think we are a playoff team, but what good is the playoffs if you dont advance in them? We'll call it, Team Shit or Get Off the Pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.Cleveland Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Team I dont see enough improvements in Andy's post season game to qualify me thinking we have much of a shot in the post season until I do see those, but after 4 years I'm not expecting to see them and would like to start looking elsewhere, same goes for Marvin after 12 years. But still think we are a playoff team, but what good is the playoffs if you dont advance in them? We'll call it, Team Shit or Get Off the Pot. You just wrote the mission statement for team eeyore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Lucid| Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 You just wrote the mission statement for team eeyore. +1 Because I just wrote a mission statement and so this really tickled me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Team Stoic... :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Alice Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm on the team that says if everyone is healthy we can beat any team in the league. Pick me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValleyBengal Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Team AnyGivenSunday. I'm taking it one week at a time, even though I bitch a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 You just wrote the mission statement for team eeyore. Ah yes because after 4 years for Andy and 12 for Marvin of not taking that next step, and thus wanting to look in a different direction for both guys, clearly means I'm on "team Eeyore" (Did you miss where I still think this is a playoff team?) So does that then mean that those who dont want to move on from either of them are on team "Hey at least it's not the 90s"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|westside bengal| Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I am on the team that thinks over the last 3-4 years we have had as good a roster overall as the best teams in the league but wonder why when it really matters we look totally unprepared or even worse.....uninspired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scharm Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 " right the ship"? What are we...the Jets? #teamReality Team Lloyd sounds wishy washy and spineless. Good luck thinking Marvin Lewis/Andy Dalton are going to perform well enough in the season to get you No. 1 or 2 seed. Then good luck thinking Marvin and Andy are going to win 4 games (mostly on the road) to win a Superbowl. So I guess team reality which is ultimately team eeyore because team ostrich don't want to deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scharm Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I realize that this is probably a lame thread, but just trying to lighten up the arguments. So this is to state your stance with hopefully no big hairy debates. do not bring my balls into this. Where are the mods? Noted and appreciated. However trying to lighten up TeamEeyore would be akin to a week's vacation in the Führerbunker. which is wonderful this time of year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scharm Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm on the team that says if everyone is healthy we can beat any team in the league. Then you are a team that doesn't exist and while you are on this team taking shots at our beloved Bengal management and coaches saying everything must work out to a level of impossible perfection just to say they can beat any team in the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocalBengalEd Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I wanna join team Bengals can never do anything wrong and Marvin n Dalton are better then anything out there so why try to replace them. 5 peat 5 peat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 My photoshop skills are garbage, but I'm going to make logos for each team: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Elflocko| Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I am on the team that thinks over the last 3-4 years we have had as good a roster overall as the best teams in the league but wonder why when it really matters we look totally unprepared or even worse.....uninspired. It's baffling, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Eeyore is just a realist. Everyone else acts like the 100 acre wood is some kind of Nirvana, but Eeyore knows WalMart is going to buy that shit, pave the whole thing, and start selling 5 gallon jugs of Mountain Dew out of there or whatever the hell WalMart's stretch pants-clad customers buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Team Ostrich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Lucid| Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I think the biggest separation between the two camps is that the people in one of them can't understand that the people in the other actually enjoy complaining. At leas thtat's the only thing that makes sense to me without making the assumption of idiocy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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