Keeping our enemies close 2018

[|Montana Bengal| 401]

 

 

[|SF2| 3,678]

23 hours ago, High School Harry said:

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/bad-bills-cornerback-vontae-davis-retired-halftime-sunday-211324991.html

 

Wrong thread, maybe but the Bills suck so bad Vontae Davis retired at half time.

I wonder if someone threw trash on his lawn during the second quarter or something.

 

 

Also If Chad Johnson couldn't figure it out in New England, how is Gordon gonna make it happen there?   When has New England ever redeemed somebody?  There is only one Redeemer.

[T-Dub 7,067]

1 hour ago, SF2 said:

 

 

Also If Chad Johnson couldn't figure it out in New England, how is Gordon gonna make it happen there?   When has New England ever redeemed somebody?  There is only one Redeemer.

 

Shit, Chad is a Very Stable Genius compared to Stash Gordon.  IDK if the Browns really cut him or if he couldn't find the stadium.

[Jamie_B 3,040]

Antonio Brown did not show up to work on Monday

[|schotzee| 1,142]

7 minutes ago, Jamie_B said:

Antonio Brown did not show up to work on Monday

I'm so very very sad. They may be starting to implode.

[Shebengal 76]

10 minutes ago, schotzee said:

I'm so very very sad. They may be starting to implode.

Oh, that just breaks my heart. Boo freaking hoo!

[|SF2| 3,678]

10 minutes ago, schotzee said:

I'm so very very sad. They may be starting to implode.

Yep, Brown being outplayed by JuJu, Conner filling in ok for Bell, Defense utter garbage, looks like the old guys are starting to throw a fit.  Sorry Mikey, window is closing on this crew.  Couldn't beat the Patriots and now you have an even worse threat in Jacksonville that can shut you down and light you up.   Add in the fact you are already 1.5 games behind the resurgent Bengals and you will have trouble winning the division.

 

You also couldn't beat Cleveland and let a guy with 3 career starts torch you for 42 at home.   This ship has sailed. 

[|SF2| 3,678]

5 minutes ago, Shebengal said:

Oh, that just breaks my heart. Boo freaking hoo!

[|schotzee| 1,142]

27 minutes ago, SF2 said:

Yep, Brown being outplayed by JuJu, Conner filling in ok for Bell, Defense utter garbage, looks like the old guys are starting to throw a fit.  Sorry Mikey, window is closing on this crew.  Couldn't beat the Patriots and now you have an even worse threat in Jacksonville that can shut you down and light you up.   Add in the fact you are already 1.5 games behind the resurgent Bengals and you will have trouble winning the division.

 

You also couldn't beat Cleveland and let a guy with 3 career starts torch you for 42 at home.   This ship has sailed. 

Tomlin says they're gonna unleash hell this week.

[LostInDaJungle 932]

17 minutes ago, schotzee said:

Tomlin says they're gonna unleash hell this week.

[T-Dub 7,067]

1 hour ago, schotzee said:

I'm so very very sad. They may be starting to implode.

 

They're like spoiled, coddled children. They're conditioned to throw a fit when things don't go their way and expect someone to come fix it for them.  

 

Sorry little Tony but you let go of the balloon and Daddy Goodell loves you very much but he can't fucking fly.  I'm sure he'd be happy to buy you a new one though.

[|schotzee| 1,142]

4 minutes ago, T-Dub said:

 

They're like spoiled, coddled children. They're conditioned to throw a fit when things don't go their way and expect someone to come fix it for them.  

 

Sorry little Tony but you let go of the balloon and Daddy Goodell loves you very much but he can't fucking fly.  I'm sure he'd be happy to buy you a new one though.

Come on now. Don't be afraid to admit you're heartbroken.

[LostInDaJungle 932]

What the hell happened to Ryan Fitzpatrick? Didn't this guy go to Harvard?

[|schotzee| 1,142]

10 minutes ago, LostInDaJungle said:

What the hell happened to Ryan Fitzpatrick? Didn't this guy go to Harvard?

I think he may be auditioning for a part in duck dynasty.

[esjbh2 414]

2 hours ago, Jamie_B said:

Antonio Brown did not show up to work on Monday

I'm guessing his helicopter was in for maintenance? 

 

I'm so thankful to have guys like AJ Green on our team.

[T-Dub 7,067]

1 hour ago, schotzee said:

Come on now. Don't be afraid to admit you're heartbroken.

 

Lightweight sad it's not all being broadcast for my entertainment on Hard Knocks or the Allegheny Shore reality TV equivalent

 

Kind of reminds me of watching skinheads beat the shit out of each other at hardcore shows as a young'un.  

[LostInDaJungle 932]

47 minutes ago, schotzee said:

I think he may be auditioning for a part in duck dynasty.

Or the Boogie Nights remake...

[|SF2| 3,678]

7 hours ago, schotzee said:

I think he may be auditioning for a part in duck dynasty.

I love the Conor Mcgregor look.  From what I read, his team mates dressed him up like that and sent him out.  That is some funny shit.  I hope Tampa ass rapes the Stealers next weekend then they can tie the Ravens the next weekend. 

[Hooky 1,828]

4 hours ago, T-Dub said:

 

They're like spoiled, coddled children. They're conditioned to throw a fit when things don't go their way and expect someone to come fix it for them.  

 

Sorry little Tony but you let go of the balloon and Daddy Goodell loves you very much but he can't fucking fly.  I'm sure he'd be happy to buy you a new one though.

Now even some of the hall of famers are threatening to boycott the ceremony over insurance. Nobody will care, but force of habit.

[Hooky 1,828]

5 hours ago, Jamie_B said:

Antonio Brown did not show up to work on Monday

Angels stocking up on new wings.

[|High School Harry| 2,627]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/kicker-carousel-continues-vikings-sign-dan-bailey-waiving-daniel-carlson-185816069.html

 

Minnesota Zimmers sign Dan Bailey.

Good move, Mike.

[sparky151 405]

Antonio Brown also tweeted Monday that he wanted a trade. 

[|schotzee| 1,142]

8 minutes ago, sparky151 said:

Antonio Brown also tweeted Monday that he wanted a trade. 

Yeah, a little hard to read into that. It does appear to sound like he's disgruntled but apparently he tweeted that in response to a comment made by someone formerly in the organization. The dude said he was a product of Ben and wouldn't put numbers up on any other team like he has for squeelies.

[|SF2| 3,678]

30 minutes ago, schotzee said:

Yeah, a little hard to read into that. It does appear to sound like he's disgruntled but apparently he tweeted that in response to a comment made by someone formerly in the organization. The dude said he was a product of Ben and wouldn't put numbers up on any other team like he has for squeelies.

Maybe he shouldn't use Twitter if something like this triggers him so easily. The guy is Diva.  I don't really have a problem with what Bell is doing although I believe he was offered a decent contract. If he and his agent think he can get way more guaranteed $s as an FA then I guess he will show up at the last moment,  accrue his NFL season and then wave goodbye to Rooney and Bug Eyes. 

 

Of course we are still way more dysfunctional because Burfict hits too hard. 

[saphead 1,010]

Every time the inbreeders implode just a little more I start touching myself.