The Official Super Joe Burrow Dress Rehearsal Game Thread

[membengal 1,341]

Burrow is a superstar.

[|SF2| 3,922]

17 minutes ago, thezerawkid said:

And, his pocket presence is simply beyond next level. It’s like watching a slightly smaller, smarter Roethlisberger, with a little less arm strength.

And less rape. 

[Sox 151]

6 minutes ago, SF2 said:

And less rape. 

 And motorcycle skills.

[Jamie_B 3,098]

[WRAPradio 268]

19 minutes ago, Gremzz said:

Numbers aside, I'm way more excited by his decision making. He seems miles ahead of a guy his age. He definitely plays within himself. Such a smart footballer.

He is a 5th year senior. I think I recall hearing he’s 2  years older than Lamar Jackson

[thezerawkid 310]

21 minutes ago, SF2 said:

And less rape. 

Women of south Ohio can hope.

[thezerawkid 310]

6 minutes ago, WRAPradio said:

He is a 5th year senior. I think I recall hearing he’s 2  years older than Lamar Jackson

Haha!

 

Seriously, they’re actually both 23.

[Gremzz 39]

I know that I'm really jumping the gun here, but can you imagine Burrow targeting a healthy Eifert in the red zone???

[Jamie_B 3,098]

The Whodeyan Prophecy is gonna need updated

[membengal 1,341]

This game has put the lie to those who say burrow only had great numbers because he played behind a great line - he’s been murdered a lot of tonight and is still killing it.

[membengal 1,341]

Not for nothing, Trevor Lawrence hasn’t been very good tonight 

[Sox 151]

OLineman was past the LOS

[thezerawkid 310]

This guy.

 

I don’t know that there’s much to say. 
 

If he isn’t our pick I’ll struggle to stay a fan.

[Sox 151]

They're now flagging pass interference this half (both ways) that they let slide in the first half.

[membengal 1,341]

18 minutes ago, thezerawkid said:

This guy.

 

I don’t know that there’s much to say. 
 

If he isn’t our pick I’ll struggle to stay a fan.

I think it would finally end me as a fan at age 49 if they don’t take him.

[I_C_Deadpeople 261]

Our only scout should just re-watch this game and select only players from either of these two teams. 

 

I think all 4 coordinators are better than ours to boot. 

[membengal 1,341]

 

[Jackie Treehorn 155]

4 minutes ago, membengal said:

 

DrAfT ChAsE YoUnG

 

In all seriousness any doubts about Burrow should be put to bed after that performance. A potential franchise changing QB. We can only hope. 

[Le Tigre 2,302]

Trade down. 

[tibor75 14]

What is AJ Green thinking?  Maybe I'll actually have passes thrown to me where they should be?  How will a WR respond when shitty Dullton has been throwing passes to him for almost a decade ?

[claptonrocks 15]

4 hours ago, Sox said:

 And motorcycle skills.

And fake ass sympathy injuries..

[BengalBacker 1,595]

 

[membengal 1,341]

 

En route to the single greatest QB season in college football history, Burrow and LSU beat Florida, Alabama, Auburn , Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma and Clemson.

In the sec title game and the two playoff games against Georgia, Oklahoma and Clemson alone Burrow threw for 16 TDs and 0 INT and almost 1500 yards.

[Jason 3,822]

Dear Bengals,

Please invest some money and draft picks in protecting your franchise QB.

Sincerely,
Every Bengals fan in the universe

[Duluoz 94]

7 hours ago, Gremzz said:

I know that I'm really jumping the gun here, but can you imagine Burrow targeting a healthy Eifert in the red zone???

Burrow with Eifert, AJ Green, and Boyd to work with....