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https://www.fox19.com/2024/06/24/joe-burrow-makes-his-runway-debut-paris/

Joe Burrow makes his runway debut in Paris

 

CINCINNATI (WXIX) - Bengals’ quarterback Joe Burrow made his modeling debut Sunday in Paris.

He and his former LSU teammate, Minnesota Vikings receiver Justin Jefferson went viral for their trip to Paris Fashion Week Men’s and hit the runway in Vogue World 2024.

“I’ve always loved clothes but never really understood the industry, so I wanted to learn more,” Burrow told Vogue Magazine.

Burrow was dressed in a black suit with satin lapels designed by Peter Do.

Watch Burrow make his fashion debut:

 

https://www.instagram.com/voguerunway/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=da186ebe-9c33-48ca-81e4-f7559289d0f7

:102_point_up_2: Won't embed but the outfit is backless and he is walking with Justin Jefferson and... looks ridiculous. 

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You all are just upset that all of the vaginas in Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana and probably a good portion of the free world now belong to Joe.

 

One of the female anchors on a station here in Columbus this morning just about had an orgasm after seeing the backless picture.

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I really don't care what Burrow does in this month before the start of training camp, as long as he takes the time to relax before the grind of a long season. Because of his wrist injury he began rehabbing very hard as soon as he was cleared to do so, just to put himself in the best possible position to be ready to go on July 24th. Clearly he is satisfied with where he is in his recovery, or I think he would still be grinding away at a feverish pace. He should take the time to reward himself with some time away from football just to decompress. Should do him a world of good. 

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I read this title differently as "Gawd Damn Joe!" (i.e. why are you so hot?) #Aura

 

If you want Joe Shiesty, then being Shiesty comes with the territory. I personally love it and it's nice to see a Bengals star QB taking over the world stage and becoming an icon off the field as well.

 

Many other QBs would love to be on that Paris catwalk, but they are too ugly and/or have no "It" factor that Joe does. Why not embrace it? 

 

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1 hour ago, MOC said:

You all are just upset that all of the vaginas in Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana and probably a good portion of the free world now belong to Joe.

 

One of the female anchors on a station here in Columbus this morning just about had an orgasm after seeing the backless picture.

 

I can confim this behavior.  I didn't even know this was going on - why would I, I'm a heterosexual male - but a married ladyfriend from Nova Freaking Scotia posted photos on Twitter/X and damn near gushed through my screen.  Lol.

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I'm not sure what there is to make fun of really ??? 🤔 ... Since when is being attractive, rich, widely fawned over, and rubbing elbows with the top echelon of society in Paris a "bad thing" or mock worthy? 

 

Is having Andy Dalton or some chud like Daniel Jones preferable and cooler? Any shots at Burrow by other fans are pure jealousy as they would kill to be him or even have a team QB like him.

 

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"OMG, a handsome tall charismatic guy with a quarter billion dollars who 99% of women on earth would gladly fuck and let pee in their mouth, what a loozeerr!" ~ Random Squeeler fan

 

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1 hour ago, BlackJesus said:

I'm not sure what there is to make fun of really ??? 🤔 ... Since when is being attractive, rich, widely fawned over, and rubbing elbows with the top echelon of society in Paris a "bad thing" or mock worthy? 

 

Is having Andy Dalton or some chud like Daniel Jones preferable and cooler? Any shots at Burrow by other fans are pure jealousy as they would kill to be him or even have a team QB like him.

 

IMG_20240624_182602.jpg

 

"OMG, a handsome tall charismatic guy with a quarter billion dollars who 99% of women on earth would gladly fuck and let pee in their mouth, what a loozeerr!" ~ Random Squeeler fan

 

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Is there anything he doesn't look good in?

 

I'm not gay ( not that there's anything wrong with that.😎) but the man is utterly handsome and fits in the fashion world perfectly.

 

A line of clothes in the making soon?

 

 

 

 

 

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Watching dollar-store chucklefuck dipshits across America write "where's the back of his jacket?" is enough to make to make someone feel elitist. 😡 It's not clever.

 

Fashion shows like this are essentially art installments, where the clothes are the "canvas". The models like Burrow are not displaying outfits for purchase off the rack. They are displaying the designers experimental ideas of what the future of clothing could be - which is why you get so much crazy looking shit that can often look impractical under our current conception of fashion. They throw out hundreds of new ideas and a few of them become the trends of the future. Everything doesn't need to be t-shirts, leggings, and crocs. 🙄 

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9 hours ago, MOC said:

You all are just upset that all of the vaginas in Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana and probably a good portion of the free world now belong to Joe.

 

One of the female anchors on a station here in Columbus this morning just about had an orgasm after seeing the backless picture.

I saw that, too. I didn’t care much for the backless look, but he looked just FINE from the front. And yes, he is the same age as my son, but he’s still hot. 😍🤩

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Well y'know sure that looks kinda silly but on the other hand at least he didn't whip his dick out at his physical therapist.

 

Lot of glass houses in the NFL, far as who needs to be ridiculed about what.

 

Yeah, weird jacket I guess. More of a fan of his sweater collection.

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