Squeeler Game Day Thread

[Cricket 798]

It would have been nice to see Cordy Glenn fight for that ball...

 

 

[BengalFanInTO 455]

1 minute ago, HavePityPlease said:

Good thing Cordy Glenn was in there....

EXACTLY! Fat fuck was there and just let Dupree take the ball. 

[HavePityPlease 218]

Was that Nick Vigil getting batted away like a fly?  Yeah, just checking

[Shebengal 102]

32 minutes ago, saphead said:

Mr. Tyler 'I don't get the ball enough' Boyd. 

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---HUUUUUUUUUUUUCK  YOU! 

 

 

This.

[spicoli 365]

well you've gotta give them credit...they are absolutely determined to get that #1 pick.

[saphead 1,054]

The Patriots have won 20 straight at home. I wonder what the fuck that is like. lol

[I_C_Deadpeople 261]

It is so cute how the team thinks it can win

[BengalFanInTO 455]

Dalton in there and the Bengals win.

[LostInDaJungle 1,022]

Marvin Lewis looks like a genius right now. He brought us out of the 2-14 years into respectability, and the year after he leaves, we're worse than we've ever been. Laid bare is the paucity of talent he overachieved with.

Taylor... Dude is just obviously unprepared. If he was only the offensive coordinator, he'd be fired by now. His assistants are jokes. Turner and Auonimo (I'm not learning to spell it, he'll be fired next year) are the bargain bin DVD's of coaching hacks. And since we don't pay well... We got what we paid for. They only have jobs because anyone respectable turned us down.

Look, you saw Finley throw in practice - you knew what you had. Right now the kid is regressing behind an atrocious offensive line. It's all downhill from here. Kid is going to be shell-shocked by week 16. By 2032 he'll be in a wheelchair at the bus station calling you a faggot for not giving him a dollar and talking about that time in Kai-San when he took 8 sacks on just 12 dropbacks. "Have YOU ever had Bud Dupree stick his thumb up your a-hole while he slammed you on the turf faggot???"

Benching Dalton for Finley ONLY makes sense if it's for Dalton's benefit. And with the way it was handled, it's not. This was a dumb coaching move. Tell Dalton you want to rest him and get Finley more first team reps in practice, let him start the last 2-3 games. Don't let him get shattered behind a patchwork O-Line for half a season. 

This is a straight up shit show. And the Brown family trust will probably welcome back Taylor simply for lack of better options.

This is where we are... Who plots the course forward from here? Is the best we can hope for a 2-3 year rebuild by the FO while Taylor figures out how to actually be a coach? Like seriously... What is the plan?? Oh, if only a healthy John Ross could have been out there all 16 games? That's the difference? We just have to wait for that ONE year where absolutely no one gets injured. In the NFL. Fingers crossed boys. That new 4th round linebacker is going to overcome our inherent defects as an organization and it's Super Bowl time!

This was "New Dey", remember? Marvin Lewis was finally gone, and we were going to be contenders again! Sooo... Now what? 

I am actually HOPEFUL that the Brown family fires Taylor and lures Hue Jackson back into the fold. The guy who went 1-31 with the Browns is an upgrade over Taylor.

 

But let's face it. This is the beginning of another lost decade. The Brown Family are morons. Clueless losers. Not even cheap or greedy - just short sighted and small minded. At least in the 90's there was SOME goodwill left over from the Paul Brown days... NO respectable football coach is going to want to work for them. And you know they're going to refuse to change. 

[fluhartz 2,105]

17 minutes ago, LostInDaJungle said:

Marvin Lewis looks like a genius right now. He brought us out of the 2-14 years into respectability, and the year after he leaves, we're worse than we've ever been. Laid bare is the paucity of talent he overachieved with.

Taylor... Dude is just obviously unprepared. If he was only the offensive coordinator, he'd be fired by now. His assistants are jokes. Turner and Auonimo (I'm not learning to spell it, he'll be fired next year) are the bargain bin DVD's of coaching hacks. And since we don't pay well... We got what we paid for. They only have jobs because anyone respectable turned us down.

Look, you saw Finley throw in practice - you knew what you had. Right now the kid is regressing behind an atrocious offensive line. It's all downhill from here. Kid is going to be shell-shocked by week 16. By 2032 he'll be in a wheelchair at the bus station calling you a faggot for not giving him a dollar and talking about that time in Kai-San when he took 8 sacks on just 12 dropbacks. "Have YOU ever had Bud Dupree stick his thumb up your a-hole while he slammed you on the turf faggot???"

Benching Dalton for Finley ONLY makes sense if it's for Dalton's benefit. And with the way it was handled, it's not. This was a dumb coaching move. Tell Dalton you want to rest him and get Finley more first team reps in practice, let him start the last 2-3 games. Don't let him get shattered behind a patchwork O-Line for half a season. 

This is a straight up shit show. And the Brown family trust will probably welcome back Taylor simply for lack of better options.

This is where we are... Who plots the course forward from here? Is the best we can hope for a 2-3 year rebuild by the FO while Taylor figures out how to actually be a coach? Like seriously... What is the plan?? Oh, if only a healthy John Ross could have been out there all 16 games? That's the difference? We just have to wait for that ONE year where absolutely no one gets injured. In the NFL. Fingers crossed boys. That new 4th round linebacker is going to overcome our inherent defects as an organization and it's Super Bowl time!

This was "New Dey", remember? Marvin Lewis was finally gone, and we were going to be contenders again! Sooo... Now what? 

I am actually HOPEFUL that the Brown family fires Taylor and lures Hue Jackson back into the fold. The guy who went 1-31 with the Browns is an upgrade over Taylor.

 

But let's face it. This is the beginning of another lost decade. The Brown Family are morons. Clueless losers. Not even cheap or greedy - just short sighted and small minded. At least in the 90's there was SOME goodwill left over from the Paul Brown days... NO respectable football coach is going to want to work for them. And you know they're going to refuse to change. 

you had me at hello, and lost me at this

 

I am actually HOPEFUL that the Brown family fires Taylor and lures Hue Jackson back into the fold. The guy who went 1-31 with the Browns is an upgrade over Taylor.

 

that fucktard is worthless, unless he is OC 

[Le Tigre 2,302]

1 hour ago, BengalFanInTO said:

Dalton in there and the Bengals win.

You shut your mouth, Part 2 

[WRAPradio 268]

1 hour ago, saphead said:

The Patriots have won 20 straight at home. I wonder what the fuck that is like. lol

 

Are you a Buckeyes fan?

[Le Tigre 2,302]

Fortunately, missed the entire thing. 

 

Was getting a bit of a chuckle when seeing Mason the Helmetless Thompson Gunner getting sent off by Tomlin. And that shitshow still won? 

[LostInDaJungle 1,022]

9 minutes ago, fluhartz said:

that fucktard is worthless, unless he is OC 

That's the point. Taylor is worthless even as an OC. The meal is so bad it has me pining for McDonald's.

[PatternMaster 787]

17 minutes ago, LostInDaJungle said:

That's the point. Taylor is worthless even as an OC. The meal is so bad it has me pining for McDonald's.

Taylor was the OC for UC and they were awful, they went 4-8 and scored less than 10 points in 5 games... how this guy got a HC position is beyond me.

 

https://www.wcpo.com/sports/football/bengals/bearcat-offense-struggled-under-taylor-in-2016-but-uc-fans-think-hes-ready-for-bengals-job

 

Taylor was the Bearcats’ offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach in Tommy Tuberville’s final season, a 4-8 campaign in which UC ranked 123rd of 128 teams in scoring offense with just 19.3 points per game.

 

[tibor75 14]

I no longer give out Sewer Brewers but it would be a tough call this week

 

Tyler Boyd for basically blowing any chance of a win

 

BW Webb for trying to imitate Kevin Suckeverharn

[saphead 1,054]

We have no plan. We have no system. Always been smoke, mirrors, and hoping to catch lightning in a bottle.  That's the cold, hard truth. 

[|High School Harry| 2,782]

[tibor75 14]

18 minutes ago, High School Harry said:

Nope.  Only stupid Bengal fans miss him.  The fact that he cried like a 8 year old about getting bad news on his birthday tells me everything I need to know about the bum who failed miserably in the playoffs.

[I_C_Deadpeople 261]

That fact that we were much better with Dalton and ML tells us all we need to know about this current shit team 

[|OneHeartBeat| 273]

8 minutes ago, tibor75 said:

Nope.  Only stupid Bengal fans miss him.  The fact that he cried like a 8 year old about getting bad news on his birthday tells me everything I need to know about the bum who failed miserably in the playoffs.

You're right. The worst start in franchise history beats competing for the playoffs any day!

[Catfish Bob 168]

Taylor needs to be fired tomorrow.  Just lost to a banged up team that brought in a FCS rookie qb to win.

 

 

 

[Catfish Bob 168]

6 minutes ago, OneHeartBeat said:

You're right. The worst start in franchise history beats competing for the playoffs any day!

We were competing for the playoffs with him playing? lol

[|SF2| 3,922]

16 minutes ago, tibor75 said:

Nope.  Only stupid Bengal fans miss him.  The fact that he cried like a 8 year old about getting bad news on his birthday tells me everything I need to know about the bum who failed miserably in the playoffs.

Hey Ryan Finley’s mom, your kid sucks. 150 yards passing a game is utter shit. Jeff Driskel is better than your kid. 

[|OneHeartBeat| 273]

1 minute ago, Catfish Bob said:

We were competing for the playoffs with him playing? lol

Wasn't too long ago we were in the playoff conversation every year to now the worst start in franchise history. The future looks bright!