|High School Harry| Posted February 18 Author Report Share Posted February 18 Rod Jones and Rod Jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricket Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 1 hour ago, High School Harry said: Rod Jones and Rod Jones Think of the money we can save by not having to buy two... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 10 hours ago, High School Harry said: Rod Jones and Rod Jones Toast and Turnstile 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shebengal Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 3 hours ago, Cat said: Toast and Turnstile You beat me to it. In the bad luck department: Dennis Weathersby. Got shot 3 days before the draft and then was in a serious car accident the year after he recovered from his gunshot wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_C_Deadpeople Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 1 hour ago, Shebengal said: You beat me to it. In the bad luck department: Dennis Weathersby. Got shot 3 days before the draft and then was in a serious car accident the year after he recovered from his gunshot wound. Forgot about him, brutal luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor75 Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 On 2/17/2021 at 10:14 PM, High School Harry said: Rod Jones and Rod Jones Crazy thing is that Turnstile Rod Jones made it to the Super Bowl with the Rams. And actually started the game. And one of the reasons the Rams lost to the Patriots as his lack of protection led to the Ty Law pick-6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|ArmyBengal| Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Kenny Irons, for bad luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|ArmyBengal| Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Antonio Bryant 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Melvin "Rootin" Tuten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I agree there is “Dishonor” and just bad luck. Maybe “The Ring of Despair” with three wings: The Dumbass wing: Pac-Man The Suckass wing : John Ross The Schleprock wing : Ki-Jana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saphead Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 lol could you imagine the 'DUI & possession of illegal substances' wing? You would have to schedule a whole day for the family just to get through that one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 On 2/15/2021 at 1:59 PM, Cat said: CTE as F Seriously. The NFL have done a stellar job of preventing people from making that connection. "Wow what a hit!" (5 years later) "Boy this crazy old football player just keeps doing psycho stuff! Some people never learn I guess!" Their euphemism of "concussion-like symptoms" to excuse sending the guy back on the field says it all. Gonna have some totally independent doctors that we can hire and fire take a look at it. Someone tell me what causes concussion-like symptoms other than a concussion? Dizziness, dilated pupils, doesn't know where he is.. Yep must be a sprained ankle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 1990 TV Commentary: ”That was a textbook dislodge the ball tackle” 2020 TV Commentary. ”You can’t be making stupid mistakes like that and expect to win” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_C_Deadpeople Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 1 hour ago, Le Tigre said: 1990 TV Commentary: ”That was a textbook dislodge the ball tackle” 2020 TV Commentary. ”You can’t be making stupid mistakes like that and expect to win” 2030 TV Commentary: "That was a textbook grab of the flag off his waist" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted February 25 Author Report Share Posted February 25 5 hours ago, Le Tigre said: 1990 TV Commentary: ”That was a textbook dislodge the ball tackle” 2018 TV Commentary. "Burfict should be suspended for the remainder of the season and banned from the NFL for a hit like that on Joo Joo." 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothD Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Nate Webster should be the first entry and it's not even close Super Bowl Champ Nate Webster Was Convicted of Unlawful Sexual Conduct With the Underage Daughter of a Bengals Assistant Coach (Hue Jackson) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claptonrocks Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 1 hour ago, SmoothD said: Nate Webster should be the first entry and it's not even close Super Bowl Champ Nate Webster Was Convicted of Unlawful Sexual Conduct With the Underage Daughter of a Bengals Assistant Coach (Hue Jackson) Yep he goes to the top of vile beings POS..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HavePityPlease Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 On 2/24/2021 at 4:18 PM, I_C_Deadpeople said: 2030 TV Commentary: "That was a textbook grab of the flag off his waist" I've always thought it would be something more like "That was a fantastic simulated tackle by our simulated linebacker against our simulated receiver! Bet now on the next play before it's too late! Brought you by DKFL (Draft Kings Football League™, formerly known as NFL)" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted February 26 Author Report Share Posted February 26 How about all three 1984 first round draft picks? Rickey Hunley Pete Koch Brian Blados Turning three first round draft picks into three whiffs is a feat that may never be duplicated. Yeah, Hunley refused to sign and never played a down but fuck him. Round Two brought another bust. Someone named Boomer Esiason Round Three Stanford Jennings of Super Bowl kick off return touchdown fame. Round Four Barney Bussey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonBlade Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 Lavar Arrington. Signed for the Bengals every offseason for about a decade without ever playing a snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Ben Utecht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted February 27 Author Report Share Posted February 27 Samoa Samoa from Samoa Didn't play, not a bust but cool name Drafted same year and cousin of QB Jack Thompson who would be a candidate if he had not gotten us such a ridiculous screw job of someone in a trade. Also like Kiki DeAyla and Elvis Peacock for the All Names Team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor75 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 It's hard for me to consider both PacMan and Burfict for Ring of Dishonor. During his Bengal tenure, PacMan did great other than final penalty against the Stillers - which was not even justified as that jackass Porter came onto the field (NFL admitted as much when they did not issue PacMan a fine). Burfict is a little different. Was great but for too brief a period of time and his stupidity did end his career. In the end, I think it's obvious that he was really trying to hurt players. But given the sad nature of the franchise, there are better dishonor candidates than both of them. Lewis Billups would be better. Was ok in 1988 but dreadful in Super Bowl and dropped INT near goal-line early in 4th quarter (would have won Sewer Brewer for sure). Then sucked after that and got in trouble for stalking Rex Chapman and his sister. A true bum who then died driving too fast in Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted February 27 Author Report Share Posted February 27 Fat Freddie Childress 2nd round bust OL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 On 2/25/2021 at 12:40 PM, SmoothD said: Nate Webster should be the first entry and it's not even close Super Bowl Champ Nate Webster Was Convicted of Unlawful Sexual Conduct With the Underage Daughter of a Bengals Assistant Coach (Hue Jackson) I totally agree but can’t give you an upvote because people might think I am ok with the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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