The Official Super Joe Burrow Dress Rehearsal Game Thread

[saphead 1,054]

I hope he packed up all his shit last night, and is driving up here right now to get an apartment at One Lytle Place just so he can be close to the facilities. 

[Jamie_B 3,098]

Of all the things to talk about with him, the accuracy, the ice for blood in his veins, it is his ability to diagnose and read what the Defense is doing to him and find the matchups that is special. He is a coach on the field.

[|SF2| 3,921]

43 minutes ago, Duluoz said:

Burrow with Eifert, AJ Green, and Boyd to work with....

Dont forget John Ross!!!

 

[crazycat 12]

Just now, SF2 said:

Dont forget John Ross!!!

 

Don't forget Tate! Can you imagine Tate running the post or slant and getting the ball in stride.

[Cat 531]

[|High School Harry| 2,782]

10 hours ago, Jamie_B said:

I'm off to Koch's Sporting Goods to have one of those custom made in

a Bengals jersey.  Orange or Black?  How about both, please?

[HavePityPlease 217]

1 hour ago, crazycat said:

Don't forget Tate! Can you imagine Tate running the post or slant and getting the ball in stride.

How about giving Tate a one-on-one jump ball (something Burrow is an absolute master at)?  Tate should be salivating right now.

[|SF2| 3,921]

7 minutes ago, High School Harry said:

I'm off to Koch's Sporting Goods to have one of those custom made in

a Bengals jersey.  Orange or Black?  How about both, please?

Dont you dare screw this up by doing this!!!

[|High School Harry| 2,782]

41 minutes ago, SF2 said:

Dont forget John Ross!!!

 

I would trade this pusseaux for whatever we can get.  I can see laser perfect darts to this fool with ten yards of separation and him dropping them.

39 minutes ago, crazycat said:

Don't forget Tate! Can you imagine Tate running the post or slant and getting the ball in stride.

I was thinking the same thing and going to post it.  Put it up there for the big guy and watch him snatch it out of the sky.

Him and Eifert in the red zone...  And I still have hope for Drew Sample.

BTW ... Clemson TE and PED user, Branden Galloway looked special.  Only a sophomore.  Would love to see him declare and drop

to the 3rd or 4th round.

[|High School Harry| 2,782]

22 minutes ago, Cat said:

Awesome meme and post.

Sorry I can only +1 it once.

[I_C_Deadpeople 260]

1 hour ago, Duluoz said:

Burrow with Eifert, AJ Green, and Boyd to work with....

And Hart and Price...

[WRAPradio 267]

10 hours ago, thezerawkid said:

Haha!

 

Seriously, they’re actually both 23.

Cool.

[thezerawkid 310]

2 hours ago, Duluoz said:

Burrow with Eifert, AJ Green, and Boyd to work with....

Psst, you left out Drew Sample.

[thezerawkid 310]

7 minutes ago, WRAPradio said:

Cool.

I mean, he’s a little old, but at least he’s not Brandon Weeden old. 
 

Amiright?

[Le Tigre 2,302]

9 hours ago, tibor75 said:

What is Robo WR thinking?   Maybe I'll actually have passes thrown to me where they should be?  How will a WR respond when shitty Burrow has been throwing passes to him for almost 5 games?

tibor75...circa October 2020

[|High School Harry| 2,782]

Another + for Athens Joe Burreaux, his mom is a screaming hot MILF.

[|High School Harry| 2,782]

1 hour ago, High School Harry said:

I'm off to Koch's Sporting Goods to have one of those custom made in

a Bengals jersey.  Orange or Black?  How about both, please?

 

1 hour ago, SF2 said:

Dont you dare screw this up by doing this!!!

Screw what up how?

How many of those jerseys will be in Las Vegas on draft day?

I have to work or I would consider going myself and wearing one.

 

Who Deaxu!

[fluhartz 2,103]

1 hour ago, Le Tigre said:

tibor75...circa October 2020

this is when you think everyone sucks.

Bitches about everything just to hear themselves talk.. dude is mind numbing. 

[Duluoz 94]

20 minutes ago, fluhartz said:

Bitches about everything just to hear themselves talk..

Definition of troll.

[Griever 130]

2 hours ago, Cat said:

Haha yep. Looks like the comments have already begun...

 

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/Stealers-veteran-linebacker-says-hes-looking-forward-to-sacking-joe-burrow-in-2020/

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1 hour ago, High School Harry said:

Another + for Athens Joe Burreaux, his mom is a screaming hot MILF.

 

The woman in the hat? She's not his mom. I'd guess she's married to one of his older brothers. 

[T-Dub 7,322]

12 hours ago, Gremzz said:

I know that I'm really jumping the gun here, but can you imagine Burrow targeting a healthy Eifert in the red zone???

 

No but I can imagine him targeting Mixon for example.  

[Duluoz 94]

Gotta love Burrow's toughness, too, playing through multiple rib-pounding sacks which left him gasping for air.

 

Joe Burrow may have played through rib injury in National Championship

[|SF2| 3,921]

2 hours ago, High School Harry said:

 

Screw what up how?

How many of those jerseys will be in Las Vegas on draft day?

I have to work or I would consider going myself and wearing one.

 

Who Deaxu!

Screw it up by spending money on a jersey only to have the Bengals trade down for extra picks and Jake Fromm.  Its BAD Voodoo. 

[Shebengal 102]

12 hours ago, Le Tigre said:

Trade down. 

What!! NO!! You sound like my husband. There's no guarantee that the Bengals will have the #1 pick next year to pick Trevor Lawrence, there's no guarantee that Trevor Lawrence won't get hurt, and if the Bengals don't have the #1 pick next year, there's no guarantee that they would trade up (probably not) to snag Trevor Lawrence. You have a chance to get a QB, you take it now.